Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
And no justification can be put to him just jumping into a Woodchipper.

the woodchipper is positioned between him and a hungry dragon.

a van smoothie.

That wasnt in the scenario. Now you are just Gimping Van Zan because you are in a corner and know I am right. This is and has been a Van Zan Spite thread. Unless you just come out with it people are just going to keep saying the same thing.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
That wasnt in the scenario. Now you are just Gimping Van Zan because you are in a corner and know I am right. This is and has been a Van Zan Spite thread. Unless you just come out with it people are just going to keep saying the same thing.

i stated my case on the matter. van zan committed suicide with no rational gains. just because you cant accept that doesnt mean its a spite thread. just because i didnt give the woodchipper wings and the ability to spit fire doesnt make it any less rational than what he did.

I am not SAYING he didnt jump into a Dragons Mouth. I am saying he WOULDNT jump into a stationary WoodChipper that is just sitting there. No one would. It doesnt matter that he commited suicide against a Dragon because he wanted an out. If the thread was 'He gets a Second Chance Against the Dragon' then sure! but its a freakin woodchipper... honestly.

Your whole point is he would pointlessly jump into a Woodchipper because he jumped into a dragons mouth for an 'Out'. You rationalize that he would kill himself again when he sees a woodchipper. That is a spite thread. The fact he killed himself in the movie has nothing to do with the scenario you put forward here.

Tell me how putting him against a woodchipper is in any way similar to him against the dragon?

Are you telling me that someone who's no suicidal would willfully jump to their certain death?

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
He didnt stalk his wife in DH1. She invited him for X-Mas. Your just bashing McClane at every turn because for some reason you hate him... though whether you like him or not is your opinion, honestly, and there is nothing wrong with not liking a character.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
And no justification can be put to him just jumping into a Woodchipper. There is no Danger that he would see as hopless cause as you seem to put as the reason why he 'Rage-Quit'. all you are doing is bashing the Character. Its obvious. So again I say not even Van Zan is stupid enough to jump into a woodchipper, Wether he was stupid enough to jump into a dragons mouth or not.

Quanchi's still upset that after 7 pages he still can't logically debate how one of his favorites both "wins" and survives here.

Cry more.

It's okay Robbie. You've cried for 7 pages about how Zan somehow loses this retarded spite thread, and I'm sure you have a lot more butthurt crying to do. Don't worry though, we are well supplied with Klennex

Originally posted by Lestov16
It's okay Robbie. You've cried for 7 pages about how Zan somehow loses this retarded spite thread, and I'm sure you have a lot more butthurt crying to do. Don't worry though, we are well supplied with Klennex

Get that chip off your shoulder and stop lashing out like a scorned woman, I've been saying he "wins" in here the same exact way you claimed he "won" in RoF. Cry more.

You think he won't survive 😆 We're going to need a aircraft carrier full of Klennex to wipe Robbie's tears

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
I am not SAYING he didnt jump into a Dragons Mouth. I am saying he WOULDNT jump into a stationary WoodChipper that is just sitting there. No one would. It doesnt matter that he commited suicide against a Dragon because he wanted an out. If the thread was 'He gets a Second Chance Against the Dragon' then sure! but its a freakin woodchipper... honestly.

repeating over and over that "ITS A WOODCHIPPER" is not going to strengthen your point. if you see one form of pointless suicide as being more ridiculous and irrational than the other, i consider your opinion ridiculous and irrational.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox

Tell me how putting him against a woodchipper is in any way similar to him against the dragon?

ITS A WOODCHIPPER!!!!ITS A WOODCHIPPER!!!!ITS A WOODCHIPPER!!!!

A woodchipper is just as good as any other method of crazy and pointless suicide.. Van Zan wins by feeding the lawn.

Originally posted by Robtard
Quanchi's still upset that after 7 pages he still can't logically debate how one of his favorites both "wins" and survives here.

Cry more.

Originally posted by Lestov16
You think he won't survive 😆 We're going to need a aircraft carrier full of Klennex to wipe Robbie's tears

Let's just let this thread die. I mean Focus4chumps proved his point. He proved he's a biased moron who idiotically ignores logic because McWanking is "the cool thing" to do on this board. The point's been made. Let's just let this bastion of trolling stupidity sludge back into the foul depths of which it came.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Let's just let this thread die. I mean Focus4chumps proved his point. He proved he's a biased moron who idiotically ignores logic because McWanking is "the cool thing" to do on this board. The point's been made. Let's just let this bastion of trolling stupidity sludge back into the foul depths of which it came.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Let's just let this thread die. I mean Focus4chumps proved his point. He proved he's a biased moron who idiotically ignores logic because McWanking is "the cool thing" to do on this board. The point's been made. Let's just let this bastion of trolling stupidity sludge back into the foul depths of which it came.

interesting how all you can do is act irrationally furious and spew personal accusations and insults as a substitute for reasonable debate, yet i'm the troll. what pathetic hypocrisy.

but no point in continuing to shine a spotlight on your emotional stuntedness.

instead i will thank you for showing a moment of clarity and maturity:

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'll concede the [b]exact circumstances of his death weren't sacrificial (even though it was his overall plan which Quinn used), but that doesn't mean he wasn't in a certain death situation. [/B]

you've accepted that van zan committed a meaningless suicide when escape was available. (against stacked odds, but when has that ever stopped a hero?)

for that i thank you and will continue to accept your current and future childish insults and tirades as you simply "keeping up appearances", and nothing personal. 🙂

Bait thread is obvious, guy.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Bait thread is obvious, guy.

Originally posted by Robtard

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Originally posted by quanchi112
This friend of robbie and saddie's very obvious too.

🙄

Originally posted by Lestov16
Your Spidey-sense is premature. Quan is not here yet, and thus the festivities can not begin

Originally posted by Robtard
He your hero now? That's cute.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Quan is your(Lestov16) lord and master?

Originally posted by Silent Master
I think Lestov16 has a crush on quan.

Originally posted by Impediment

yup good ol' ad hominem, the always-reliable last resort of a failed argument.

"you are a poopy-face, so your point is invalid"