Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Originally posted by Robtard
Stop lying, bandwagon-boi. Latching your lips around one character's butthole to another.

http://www.hark.com/clips/zlvxmmzzbf-ill-say-this-for-him-hes-consistent

woodchipper wins 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
http://www.hark.com/clips/zlvxmmzzbf-ill-say-this-for-him-hes-consistent

Indeed.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
i wish the page would turn so i dont have to actually hear quanchi's butthurt

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
...As opposed to just reading it in his every post?

Originally posted by Robtard
Stop lying, bandwagon-boi. Latching your lips around one character's butthole to another.

You don't know what a "fair weather fan" implies, since you just finished claiming I only like the older ST films, dummy. But it's funny you said that as you openly hate Star Trek; then when a movie comes out and does well, you're suddently "I love Star Trek!".

Originally posted by quanchi112
Well at least I know you won't stab me in the back considering you dont know where the back is.

oh look. another of quanchi's silly diversions.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You do. I created a thread to prove it. You had no idea and thought I wanted everyone to say Into Darkness. I love it you don't.

😂 What does your Favorite Star Trek thread prove; what clever trap did you spring now? That people like different Star Trek movies best.

You're an idiot and you still don't understand what a "fair weather fan" implies, bandwagon-boi.

"I hate Star Trek!" *movies do well* "I love Star Trek!"

Originally posted by focus4chumps
oh look. another of quanchi's silly diversions.

look how desperately you keep dropping his name. girly crush?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
look how desperately you keep dropping his name. girly crush?

Originally posted by quanchi112
In a Zan vs. wood chipper thread.

Can only imagine how you'd shit your pants if he made a Khan Vs The Wood-chipper thread.

Though going by character, Khan is highly intelligent usually calm and collected, so he'd not rage-quit into it like your ex favorite Van Zan, bandwagon-boi.

dude. khan would pwn. then again, so would anyone who wasnt suicidal and raging.

So all agree, it's Khan >The Wood-chipper >>> Van Zan.

"we all"? well we cant establish that without a poll.

Maybe PM Impediment to add a poll, at least concerning Van Zan and The Wood-chipper?

meh...i'll ask if there's more requests besides my own...and a mexican's.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
like a badass

🙂

Oh shit, I remembered the Wood-chipper's opening being much smaller, so I'd like to change my previous percentage claim of Van Zan using his jump-into-a-dragon's-mouth feat as it would relate to the Wood-chipper here to a solid 94% chance of jumping into the Wood-chipper successfully.

you bring up an interesting conundrum considering his crappy aim. i need to rethink this now.