Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

robtard. thats a ladder. not stairs. moron.

Originally posted by juggerman
He did have the time but he had just been knocked down by an explosion iirc. It may have taken him a bit to regain his thoughts. Add into that the fact that he just lost his only useful weapon, he was almost certainly at death's door, and he failed once again and you can understand that he may not have gone over every possible outcome and viable avenue available in the seconds he had.

From the RoF OST: "Meet Van Zan":

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ewww cmon man that gross i just ate

Originally posted by Robtard
Go back, I went and reposted the pic. He had plenty of time, but choose to stare in rage and denial at his shortcomings.

He did. That doesn't make him suicidal, just a loser

Originally posted by juggerman
He did. That doesn't make him suicidal, just a loser

Originally posted by Robtard
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I dunno who said it but the first time someone said that Zan "ragequit" and jumped i nearly pissed myself laughing so hard.

Originally posted by juggerman
"ragequit" and jumped i nearly pissed myself laughing so hard.

YouTube video

Originally posted by focus4chumps
oh look. quanchi's last stand.

Originally posted by Robtard
Stop lying, bandwagon-boi. You go from sucking on one character's butthole to another. "I hate Star Trek." *falls in love with Khan* "Biggest Star Trek fan ever!" He'll be dumped soon enough though. If not Zod, they'll be another that'll.

That doesn't make any sense.

While that's clearly a lie, only a bandwagon-boi like you would think that's an insult.

And you are a solitary jesticle.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
sacrificed herself to prevent the queen's birth. this was not a pointless and ineffectual suicide like van zans'.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And you are a solitary jesticle.

There is no butthurt for me.
Yours requires an urgent proctological intervention and tube of Arse-cream the size of Andromeda.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
There is no butthurt for me.
Yours requires an urgent proctological intervention and tube of Arse-cream the size of Andromeda.

i wish the page would turn so i dont have to actually hear quanchi's butthurt

...As opposed to just reading it in his every post?

better than having to smell it, i suppose

Yep.

Think how VZ feels having to see, smell, hear and taste it living in a Dragon's ass permanently..! It'd likely be enough to drive a man to dive into a woodchipper!

Originally posted by quanchi112
I still love Voldemort so not true at all. I also have always liked Palpatine. Just because I disagree with you and support what I like makes me a true fan.

I don't care much for old Star Trek. That hasn't changed, fair weather fan.

Stop lying, bandwagon-boi. Latching your lips around one character's butthole to another.

You don't know what a "fair weather fan" implies, since you just finished claiming I only like the older ST films, dummy. But it's funny you said that as you openly hate Star Trek; then when a movie comes out and does well, you're suddently "I love Star Trek!".