Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Originally posted by Lestov16
But that death wish was clearly directed at dragons. And [b]only dragons. Even if he did direct all that rage at the woodchipper, with all Van Zan's retarded shit, he's never shown so much stupidity that he can't discern an on/off switch. [/B]

a "death wish" is a common plot device which basically means someone so full of butthurt rage against somone/something that they place revenge over all things, including self preservation and the safety of others. as usually goes in such a plot device, the mentality is inherently suicidal.

So you admit the chances were against him escaping that balcony, even if it was possible.

Originally posted by Lestov16
So you admit the chances were against him escaping that balcony, even if it was possible.

I've said repeatedly his chances of surviving the tower were slim. But slim chance > no chance.

Now care to answer my question, second time I've answered yours.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Do you think Van Zan had an 50% or above chance of surviving after the dragon tanked the arrow? Because he [b]really didn't. [/B]

he had time to step to the ladder and risk a fireman slide. he would have been on the opposite side so the dragon could conceivably not burn him from that angle.

you cant proceed under the assertion that the dragon would have just plowed through the structure, either.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
he had time to step to the ladder and risk a fireman slide. he would have been on the opposite side so the dragon could conceivably not burn him from that angle.

you cant proceed under the assertion that the dragon would have just plowed through the structure, either.

The dragon could/would have probably destroyed the entire building, with Van Zan in the vicinity. Even if Van Zan went for the jump, the dragon would have eaten/grilled him as soon as his feet touched the ground, if not beforehand. He had no chance of making it back to Quinn and the chick.

Originally posted by Lestov16
The dragon could/would have probably destroyed the entire building, with Van Zan in the vicinity. Even if Van Zan went for the jump, the dragon would have eaten/grilled him as soon as his feet touched the ground, if not beforehand. He had no chance of making it back to Quinn and the chick.

it crashed into the top of it and while some bricks fell, the structure and ladder were in tact. he would have survived the initial pass

Originally posted by focus4chumps
it crashed into the top of it and while some bricks fell, the structure and ladder were in tact. he would have survived the initial pass

Originally posted by focus4chumps
the point it wikipedia itself needs citation.

i understand that idiots like you consider it a be-all source but its not.

your insistence that it is proves to everyone what a silly clown you are.

please continue 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
You don't understand that if wiki doesn't support what is shown on film, you don't use it as the end-all source 🙂 There was no swing of the axe 🙂

And you dodged again 🙂 Very telling 🙂

Originally posted by Silent Master
quan seems to believe that wiki >>>> the movie itself.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
This is no leader of the "posse": its an internet message board united in passing on their dismay at the continued prescence of a predictable, lazy unoriginal trollposts put there by fools such as yourself.

You however totally are the mere roadie/tampon garbage pail collector of the 'Lipstick posse' though.
You have to wait til the others are through applying their rouge gloss before you are allowed to use it.

This is made more obvious by your lack of argument in this thread despite all the butthurt posts you put in it.

Explain in detail why VanZan would win, without using wiki non-arguments, please.

YouTube video

i dont recall any scenes where a dragon intentionally barreled though a structure. i do recall many scenes of them preferring to attack from the air, including that one. 🙂

i made a speculation which admittadly cannot be proven yet is plausible,

while you spammed this thread your own assertions which are actually speculation. in fact yours is more unlikely, however possible. 🙂

wow you're post count is gonna be HUGE bro.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
YouTube video

i dont recall any scenes where a dragon intentionally barreled though a structure. i do recall many scenes of them preferring to attack from the air, including that one. 🙂

i made a speculation which admittadly cannot be proven yet is plausible,

while you spammed this thread your own assertions which are actually speculation. in fact yours is more unlikely, however possible. 🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins.

oh i get it hahaha i just got trolled. you pwned me, huh?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
oh i get it hahaha i just got trolled. you pwned me, huh?

yet another of your infinite stupid non-points shot down and once again you pull the rhetorical eject-lever of "w/e van zan wins" or "lol calm down".

you are so epic troll bro 👆

Originally posted by focus4chumps
yet another of your infinite stupid non-points shot down and once again you pull the rhetorical eject-lever of "w/e van zan wins" or "lol calm down".

you are so epic troll bro 👆

Originally posted by quanchi112
It supports my interpretation not yours. Nothing supports you. Nothing.

Except of course for the film, that supports me; it's all I need. Van Zan didn't swing 🙂

He clearly was about swing to before the dragon ate him.