John McClane vs Voldemort

Started by juggerman8 pages
Originally posted by Lestov16
Comes down to quickdraw.

I'd have to agree with this

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Said the "joint first with Lestov most ignorant fool on KMC"...

McClane never stalked his wife, and in Die Hard 5 they are friends.
But, as we can tell from the rest of your 'argument' you have't seen DH 5... paired with your pre-emptive bias of butthurt against McClane here, this makes you the very definition of an ignoramus.

Yes, he stalked her. She was disgusted by the mere sight of him. She wanted the guy with the beard and he got in the way. McClane let him be murdered so he could get him out of the way. That's your hero a man who kills just so he can continue to stalk his wife.

She still left him proving me right.

Mcclane blows voldemort away

Accio pistol, Fiendfyre. Mac dies.

Originally posted by whatdoucare
Mcclane blows voldemort away
McClane dies. Spite.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, he stalked her. She was disgusted by the mere sight of him. She wanted the guy with the beard and he got in the way. McClane let him be murdered so he could get him out of the way. That's your hero a man who kills just so he can continue to stalk his wife.

She still left him proving me right.

Lot of projection there, Im sensing, since there was no onscreen evidence to substantiate any of that..its coming purely from your head/arse.

I think you refer to Ellis, (the guy she turned down at the beginning of the movie, who she only humoured as she wanted his corner office.) who was a useless cokehead who got himself killed after he gave Gruber his details, which lead to Holly, and the children directly being endangered.

Shows what you know. IE: Nothing. But whatever...troll on and show that fact to the world.

Your butthurt hatred fixation on McClane could definitely doa with a visit to the doctors. Proctologist or Psychiatrist.. (same thing in your case)

McClane shoots Voldemort in the head, Fiendfyre not cast.
And even if he did manage to cast it, weve seen time and time again that McClane is immune to fire and explosions.

McClane stomps.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Voldemort 10/10. Voldemort would destroy John and his entire weak family at the same time. John doesn't have a chance. Another McLoss.

Cosigned.

This thread was, yet again, meant as a joke to show the McLovin' side's absurdity. However, they are mostly joking, as well.

It's all goooood.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lot of projection there, Im sensing, since there was no onscreen evidence to substantiate any of that..its coming purely from your head/arse.

I think you refer to Ellis, (the guy she turned down at the beginning of the movie, who she only humoured as she wanted his corner office.) who was a useless cokehead who got himself killed after he gave Gruber his details, which lead to Holly, and the children directly being endangered.

Shows what you know. IE: Nothing. But whatever...troll on and show that fact to the world.

Your butthurt hatred fixation on McClane could definitely doa with a visit to the doctors. Proctologist or Psychiatrist.. (same thing in your case)

McClane shoots Voldemort in the head, Fiendfyre not cast.
And even if he did manage to cast it, weve seen time and time again that McClane is immune to fire and explosions.

McClane stomps.

DDM your master and lord has informed me you are joking and don't really believe what you post. Now since he has stepped in and exposed his pets lies I know you won't respond from this point.

Voldemort wins. Easily. Range of abilities and complete ruthlessness destroys one of the weakest heroes of a film series as of yet to hit the screen. He can tk the gun from his hand, avada kedavra, slash into his flesh from a mere wand movement, shoot giant fireballs up his arse, force blast him into a ko, giant fire snake him, hit him with dark energy, etc.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Cosigned.

This thread was, yet again, meant as a joke to show the McLovin' side's absurdity. However, they are mostly joking, as well.

It's all goooood.

Say hi to your wife for me.

Nah he ain't stopping bullets that are in his skull.

McClane wins.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah he ain't stopping bullets that are in his skull.

McClane wins.

McClane is already dead. One simple hand gesture and there goes McClane's gun. Tom Tiddle, 10/10.

He can find others. Always does.

And dead wizards can't take guns away, silly.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He can find others. Always does.

And dead wizards can't take guns away, silly.

It's too late he's already McDead to look for another one. Riddle wins.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah he ain't stopping bullets that are in his skull.

McClane wins.

How? Please, tell us a feasible way mac wins this?

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
How? Please, tell us a feasible way mac wins this?
Saddie won't even say McClane loses to Unicron. He just thread tampers and cries when someone asks him his opinion.

No thread tampering in there whatsoever, actually if only you read it objectively..

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
How? Please, tell us a feasible way mac wins this?

"Blam."

End thread.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No thread tampering in there whatsoever, actually if only you read it objectively..
3 or 4 pages in you give him a space suit. LOL. Voldemort wins. Easily.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Blam."

End thread.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.........You really think Mac is gonna even SEE Voldemort?

No. Voldemort is gonna Imperio Mac from the shadows. Mac is gonna dance a jig then blow his own brains out.

I totally forgot they were "hunting" each other down. Voldy stomps.