John McClane vs Voldemort

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quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Quanchi, you clearly are the troll, and one that mispells words like "tries" in primal butthurt rage at when he cannot have his way with guys he stalks.

Interesting that pretty much everything you every say, never actually happens. You're just a one dimensional nothing.
Go and get yourself a Van Zan pullout, have a wank, get cleared out and go enjoy life.

You cried about the op and flat out denied it was ever stated. Someone quoted it to rub your trolley face in it. 😂

Voldemort hunts him and kills him where he stands.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
"I will watch", exactly. You're arguing from ignorance. So STFU and don't post in here until you're educated on McClane.

Another strawman tactic, how sad, pathetic and pathetically sad.

To watch 4 movies out of 5 is enough of an indicator to know what he is capable of. You wanting to just argue based off of 5 isn't cutting it, Susie.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by quanchi112
To watch 4 movies out of 5 is enough of an indicator to know what he is capable of.

You wanting to just argue based off of 5 isn't cutting it, Susie.

Just watch DH5 before commenting on DH5 feats, okay?

Who's saying it's just DH5 feats? That would be gimping McClane of 4 movies of feats. I clearly mentioned a bankable DH1 feat in here. You never pay attention.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
Just watch DH5 before commenting on DH5 feats, okay?

Who's saying it's just DH5 feats? That would be gimping McClane of 4 movies of feats. I clearly mentioned a bankable DH1 feat in here. You never pay attention.

That's your latest spin. All those who haven't seen part 5 can't weigh in now. The nerve. Voldemort easily kills the filthy muggle.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Wow lot of b!tch talk from the girls in here behind my back.
Good job it is easily dismissable empty hollow butthurt tears from the would-be KMC equivalent "the sisters of Dwing".

You assume there will be a hunt. Mcclane is lucky enough to appear in the beginning of the match in a place within striking range. Then blam. Fire/explosions doesn't bother McClane any more. Voldy is a dead wizard.

My God, you're a lost cause. Mac wins against anyone, right?

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Not necessarily.

But being now elevated to the degree of someone who now just needs a cape and S on his chest, by DH5, being immune to concussive attacks, explosions, fire, having things that would attack him magically avoid him, having more luck than every casino winner in history amalgamated, having quasi psychic intuition and perception now the sharpshooting skills to capitalise on all of this with and tanking 5 movies worth of Die Hard counts for something here.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not necessarily.

But being now elevated to the degree of someone who now just needs a cape and S on his chest, by DH5, being immune to concussive attacks, explosions, fire, having things that would attack him magically avoid him, having more luck than every casino winner in history amalgamated, having quasi psychic intuition and perception now the sharpshooting skills to capitalise on all of this with and tanking 5 movies worth of Die Hard counts for something here.

So sayeth the lost cause. Please slap yourself for me.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

In otherwords: "Waaaaaahhhhh!!! Waaahhhhhhhh!!!!"

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
In otherwords: "Waaaaaahhhhh!!! Waaahhhhhhhh!!!!"
Let it all out. Don't hold back any more of your tears, k.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Its not me whos doing the crying, Suzie...

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its not me whos doing the crying, Suzie...
Susan you have never stopped crying. Your long speeches in the off topic tell the story.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
In otherwords: "Waaaaaahhhhh!!! Waaahhhhhhhh!!!!"
Is that the sound you make when McClane pushes your poop in?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Is that the sound you make when McClane pushes your poop in?
Pwned.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

He mad now.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
He mad now.
He's been lying low. I think he is emotionally very fragile right now.

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Saddie so maddie.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Saddie so maddie.
Saddie is takin gtime off the boards. He's rarely here anymore. Poor creature.

focus4chumps Restricted

mcclane punches voldemort, blood splatters, mcclane gets infected with AIDS, dies.

voldemort wins.

juggerman Senior Member

Originally posted by focus4chumps
mcclane punches voldemort, blood splatters, mcclane gets infected with AIDS, dies.

voldemort wins.

Who gave Voldy AIDS?

The Fat Rambo Restricted

Originally posted by focus4chumps
mcclane punches voldemort, blood splatters, mcclane gets infected with AIDS, dies.

voldemort wins.

Mhm. Voldemort is legit gonna sit there and wait for Mac to punch him. Why not?