John McClane vs Frank Martin

Started by Sadako of Girth4 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well since McClane couldnt be KO'd ever, and least of all when he tanks depleted uranium explosions at point blank, gets hit by cars, smashed repeatedly in the face and head with rifle butts, has thousands of bullets and occasional rockets magically avoid him, but survives when shot and even shoots through HIMSELF to nail villains when necessary... yet he can KO guys with one shot, as can his son. (and while his wife never KO'd anyone onscreen, she smashes teeth out in one shot..)
He survives all kinds of falls, can smash through an entire skyscraper's worth of scaffolding and survives car accidents that per crash leave the car spinning at least 11-13 times, through the severity of impact and has fought the most trained guys from every institution on earth without being killed or KO'd once, I can't see what this dude can possibly dream of doing to him... McClane is no frills but absolutely gets the job done every time and anytime. Even his nutsack spawn means death for entire cities now.
He even bends physics and the universal principles such as ramming a 25 tonnes armoured car off of the road with a 3-5 tonnes range rover and ridiculous cartoony stuff like that.
He does hit in DH5 that seems to transcend all known laws of physics/space and time. He even appeared at one point to have gone back to and survived Pearl Harbour, by Pearl Harbour screenfeats...!

Martin is a pale and comparatively empty poser in a copycat franchise.

So yeah I think Mac wins, unless Martin has something up his arse like he can become Unicron, Doc Manhattan or something at will.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Ladies a Gents, The McClane factor... -points to Sadako-

He is also a heavily Hard on For McClane Fanboy so dont mind his over done of his idea of McClane Factor though the fact McClane has never been knocked out is entireley true. He can take a beating and has massive dmg soak.

Post vid of him getting sparked out. Or else you be fibbing/talking totally out of your arse.. oh you can't because it never actaully happened? Well then....

No hard on involved, not overdone at all whatsoever.
Everything I said was 100% true and accurate.

(You haven't seen Die Hard 5 and thusly compounding your incorrectness about any 'McClane getting knocked out' with a POV that in addition to being loud and ignorant says 'pure 100% undiluted, indivisible, ubiquitous, and legendary butthurt'...)

Originally posted by Darth Martin
You people are delusional if you think McClane has any chance against Martin in a martial arts competition.

And you are delusional if you read the OP and deduced that this is about Katas/posing/dancing. This is about KOs. The unKOable man with near infinite damage soak and one shot KO ability wins here.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL. Quanchi's female KMC alt personality. Well played, but not well enough; your ruse is finished.

'Female ALT personality'... are you sure about the alternate? Seems like the male is the 'Alt' if anything. At last we meet the puppet mistress/root sock in Scarlet Fox.

One shot ability?

Yep. DH5. One shot KO. AFTER tanking being hit by the guy's car in his 50s/60s...

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A thunderous shot that hit with the sound of King Kings nuts hitting pavement after his fall from the empire state building.

(Even more revealing than in Die Hard with guy McClane lays out immediately before confronting Barry the Lobby guy and Hans.)

Enjoy.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yep. DH5. One shot KO. AFTER tanking being hit by the guy's car in his 50s/60s...

YouTube video

A thunderous shot that hit with the sound of King Kings nuts hitting pavement after his fall from the empire state building.

(Even more revealing than in Die Hard with guy McClane lays out immediately before confronting Barry the Lobby guy and Hans.)

Enjoy.

i so loved that punch

✅ Yup. Textbook Tyson/Joe Frazier left hook...!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Post vid of him getting sparked out. Or else you be fibbing/talking totally out of your arse.. oh you can't because it never actaully happened? Well then....

No hard on involved, not overdone at all whatsoever.
Everything I said was 100% true and accurate.

(You haven't seen Die Hard 5 and thusly compounding your incorrectness about any 'McClane getting knocked out' with a POV that in addition to being loud and ignorant says 'pure 100% undiluted, indivisible, ubiquitous, and legendary butthurt'...)

Hey, I'm on your side *******!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
'Female ALT personality'... are you sure about the alternate? Seems like the male is the 'Alt' if anything. At last we meet the puppet mistress/root sock in Scarlet Fox.

I'm gona kill you. I'm gona cook you, then I'm gona eat you!

😂 Hahahah

Excellent...! You're pretty cool.
You're no socktroll, and despite my biting your head off a little this morning before my quotah of tea had taken effect, I take it back.
Sorry about that, Scarlet.

McClane still wrecks like a beast, though...!!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
✅ Yup. Textbook Tyson/Joe Frazier left hook...!

definitely..

let me put this match in perspective.. as good as Frank Martin is, and I have seen the Transporters films(hoping the upcoming Cinemax series is good ), Frank is simply no match for McClane

I think that the only Statham films I've seen are Crank, Snatch, and the two Expendables.

He's a decent actor, I suppose.

Snatch was hilariously good.

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Originally posted by Impediment
I think that the only Statham films I've seen are Crank, Snatch, and the two Expendables.

He's a decent actor, I suppose.

Snatch was hilariously good.

he couda been in transformers 4.. lol..

love stathams hot girlfriend

Originally posted by Darth Martin
You people are delusional if you think McClane has any chance against Martin in a martial arts competition.

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Saddie's got you all stoned if you think McClane honestly did something impressive with his "One hit KO" 😆 True, it might have had a cute sound effect to it, but let's look at the facts
-The guy was just a random bystander (not even a villain mook) who accidentally hit McClane, as he would do anyone running around heavy traffic
- McClane blatantly cheapshotted the guy, as the guy was clearly more interested in an explanation than a fistfight. McClane would definitely not have that advantage here
-I haven't seen the film, but I'm going to take a completely left field, totally outrageous guess that the bystander whom McClane cheapshotted has displayed ZERO H2H skill like Martin.

McClane cheapshotting some punk means nothing. If he tried that against Martin, he'd get mauled, as he would in any CQB confrontation whatsoever. You guys honestly think he can get his ass manhandled by Lihn in DH4 (to the point that the only way he could effectively retaliate was with a truck) but he's going to get a win against Martin here? WTF?

McClane has no business getting into a melee fight with Frank Martin. This is the guy who knocks out people with his clothes. In either h2h or weapons fight, and without any McClane-superluck-plot included, Martin should be able to take out McClane within a minute.

As for the fight with guns, guess it could go either way. Doesn't take that much skill to get lucky and hit the guy with a bullet. Both combatants are fairly capable sharpshooters after all. If it was some sort of guerilla warfare though that allows them to utilize the environment, set traps and all that, I'd still put my money on Frank simply coz I value his military, black ops background on a higher scale than McClane's police background.

Originally posted by Lestov16
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Saddie's got you all stoned if you think McClane honestly did something impressive with his "One hit KO" 😆 True, it might have had a cute sound effect to it, but let's look at the facts
-The guy was just a random bystander (not even a villain mook) who accidentally hit McClane, as he would do anyone running around heavy traffic

The second he hit McClane in his car, failed to kill him, then got out of the car mouthing off at him angrily walked up to fight min in road rage it was on, and McClane showed him the floor in emphatic style.

And I did nothing except pos feats. They made their OWN MINDS (something you clearly dont have)


- McClane blatantly cheapshotted the guy, as the guy was clearly more interested in an explanation than a fistfight. McClane would definitely not have that advantage here

Ah so every first shot in a boxing or anyother match is automatically cheap? A cheap show would have been a nutshot or harpooning him. But no it was a fair, square and tasty left hook.
And you cry all day about it. lol


-I haven't seen the film, but I'm going to take a completely left field, totally outrageous guess that the bystander whom McClane cheapshotted has displayed [b]ZERO
H2H skill like Martin.

Due it wouldn't matter if it was some no-fight ability punk like Van Zan, it was STILL an impressive hook, but anyways that guy was clearly a dude who COULD have been a light heavy champion for all you know.
You attempted to lecture me on context the other day on context..? lol Wait to see the movie, then you'll undertstand why McClane didn't have time for a protracted fight.
Every time you use "cheap shot" to describe the hook McClane gave the guy, you reaffirm that you don't actually know a thing about fighting, which you seem to think is posturing, posing and cranestancing whilst grunting..


McClane cheapshotting some punk means nothing.

See above, and every other time you've been told and shown up.
And shown yourself up with all your stamping, screaming and crying.


If he tried that against Martin, he'd get mauled, as he would in any CQB confrontation whatsoever. You guys honestly think he can get his ass manhandled by Lihn in DH4 (to the point that the only way he could effectively retaliate was with a truck) but he's going to get a win against Martin here? WTF? [/B]

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Again. Butthurt doing your talking there. Ignorant butthurt as you willfully dismiss all McClane feats and wont even watch DH5. And everyone you say beat McClane was ****ed up then killed by McClane who cannot be killed by explosion, crash, fall, depleted uranium explosion at point blank, beig thrown through plate glass heavy windows, radiation, gunshot or fight.... lololololol

Nuff said. Martin can't do anything to McClane.

^ The epitome of a trolling idiot 😆

Frank wins, until DH6 comes out and hopefully McClane gets a fight scene better than him cheapshotting a bystander.

Originally posted by FrothByte
McClane has no business getting into a melee fight with Frank Martin. This is the guy who knocks out people with his clothes. In either h2h or weapons fight, and without any McClane-superluck-plot included, Martin should be able to take out McClane within a minute.

As for the fight with guns, guess it could go either way. Doesn't take that much skill to get lucky and hit the guy with a bullet. Both combatants are fairly capable sharpshooters after all. If it was some sort of guerilla warfare though that allows them to utilize the environment, set traps and all that, I'd still put my money on Frank simply coz I value his military, black ops background on a higher scale than McClane's police background.

Hey don't discount the Mcclane's side's argument. He cheapshotted a random bystander. Surely he's Martin level! 😆

^ The epitome of a trolling, butthurt, lying, wrong, hypocrite, idiotic attention whore who cries and stamps her little feets over and over in a hilariously embarrassing childish rage because she cannot get her toy... 😆


^ The epitome of a trolling idiot 😆

Frank wins, until DH6 comes out and hopefully McClane gets a fight scene better than him cheapshotting a bystander.

You embarrass yourself by crying, raging calling someone who clearly wasn't a bystander a bystander over and over again, lowering the IQ of the thread and forum with every post.

No skin off my nose!
Knock yourself out.

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Saddie, the mere fact that you think McClane can take a master fighter like Martin, based purely on Mcclane cheapshotting some random guy, just further exposes you as the trolling dunce you are 😂

Nope.You misrepresent my argument YET AGAIN. *yawn*

You're as hopeless as your posts are pointless.