Worried about my height.

Started by TheGodKiller13 pages
TheGodKiller True Killer

Originally posted by Robtard
I've heard working out can stun a growing child's growth. Though I don't know how true that is.

I saw a program on discovery channel in which a teenage female weightlifting prodigy elicited fears that that she would get stunted were she to continue in her hobby.

It's probably due to the growth plates getting closed earlier than expected to the lateral/longitudinal stresses that are exerted upon the bones.

The_Tempest Senior Member

Blax, you're lucky you're on the opposite side of the fvcking country. I'mma fly out to Cali and beat that ass, bro.

Robtard Senor Member

He's less than an hour from drive me, maybe I should go beat his freakish gargantuan ass.

The_Tempest Senior Member

Definitely. Ogres belong in the forest, let's herd his child-munching ass back into the woods where it belongs.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

You clowns couldn't even reach my ass through all these layers of fat.

You don't have the gumption.

The_Tempest Senior Member
Originally posted by Tzeentch._
You clowns couldn't even reach my ass through all these layers of fat.

Baby got back?

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
You don't have the gumption.

Sounds like a potion that would turn me from this

to this

Do not want

Robtard Senor Member

He needs to get back deep into Golden Gate Park, with the rest of the SF monsters.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

So it would transform you from Dadudemon into an unsung badass? Sounds incredible.

The_Tempest Senior Member

Wait, wait, wait. I thought Blax was in LA, not San Francisco.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

Wut?

No, I live in homoland.

The_Tempest Senior Member

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Wut?

No, I live in homoland.

That explains a lot, frankly.

My roommate and I plan on taking a trip to LA. If I give you the name of my celebrity, can you sniff her out so I can express the depth of my love and affection to her in person?

Tzeentch._ #gottem

Better.

I'll hop on the 5 dollar bus that goes to LA, meet you guys there, and we can all stalk our favorite celebs together.

The_Tempest Senior Member

Excellent.

And perhaps you could slip a word down along the homie grapevine and we can amass an army the likes of which the world has never witnessed.

Hollywood will be ours to command.

Robtard Senor Member

LoL, the bus. Cheap ass bastard.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

Hey, hey

When gas is 4.15 a gallon, you've gotta cut corners somewhere.

LanceWindu Senior Member

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Hey, hey

When gas is 4.15 a gallon, you've gotta cut corners somewhere.

I guess I'm lucky to be where gas is $3.36

Dolos Restricted

Then get thinner.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

What does losing weight have to do with the gas prices in Las Vegas?

Robtard Senor Member

I think he was implying that you're so fat, it affects the fuel mileage on your car. Like towing a trailer would.

Anthony Stark Restricted

If you are short in height, socks down your pants will ensure nobody looks above your waist. ;-)