Worried about my height.

Started by Robtard13 pages
Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by VG_Addict
Then I'm a midget. No girl will want me.

Girls like tall guys because tall guys can defend them.

Take up Krav Maga, Brazilian Jujitsu and Boxing.

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Originally posted by Robtard
Take up Krav Maga, Brazilian Jujitsu and Bpxing.

Don't listen to him. Just get a gun.

VG_Addict Senior Member

But I'll never get any taller. I might as well kill myself because I'm going to die alone.

Robtard Senor Member

You could move to Africa and take residence with a pygmy tribe. You'd be a pretty tall guy there.

VG_Addict Senior Member

But no girl will even give me a second glance.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Astner
Don't listen to him. Just get a gun.

And risk ending up in prison when he's only 5'3" and 112lbs? They'd use him like a sock-puppet. What are you thinking, man?

VG_Addict Senior Member

I might as well kill myself.

Maybe I could take that bone breaking surgery.

Or I could do exercises.

Cyner Too little too late

lol...

You are ridiculous.

VG_Addict Senior Member

But it's true.

Maybe if I drink more milk.

Robtard Senor Member

Whatever you decide, pills, razor, bridge, just don't listen to Astner, he's trying to get you gang-raped in prison.

Cyner Too little too late

It's gonna be your attitude and lack of confidence in yourself that drives women away. Not your height. Seriously. Insecurity is not cool.

VG_Addict Senior Member

But, I guess I'll be 5'3 forever.

Maybe it's because I sit on my feet a lot.

My mom's 5'5, and my dad's 5'8.

OK, maybe I'm overreacting.

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Originally posted by VG_Addict
But I'll never get any taller. I might as well kill myself because I'm going to die alone.

The infatuation psychosis only lasts for up to four years or so. A friend of mine expressed it pretty well—and I'm translating and paraphrasing here—"You might love her now, but in a few years she'll be a complete bother. But you will have to get over it, together."

And before Thorin gets his dick in a binder, this quote wasn't directed towards me.

VG_Addict Senior Member

I thought you stop growing at 25. If that's true, then I can grow a couple of more inches.

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Originally posted by VG_Addict
I thought you stop growing at 25. If that's true, then I can grow a couple of more inches.

You won't hit a growth spurt in your twenties.

VG_Addict Senior Member

I didn't say I would, I'm saying maybe 2-3 more inches.

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Originally posted by VG_Addict
I didn't say I would, I'm saying maybe 2-3 more inches.

That's a stretch, pun intended.

VG_Addict Senior Member

Then I'll never be taller.

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

Originally posted by VG_Addict
Then I'll never be taller.

Probably not, but don't let it bother you.

VG_Addict Senior Member

Though, people have said that I LOOK about 5'5. I guess that's a positive.

I measured myself, and I'm more like 5'3 1/2.