Worried about my height.

Started by Dolos13 pages

Originally posted by NemeBro
Your problem isn't your lack of height.

Your problem is your lack of balls.

You are so wholly and utterly lacking in anything vaguely resembling self-confidence that that, more than anything, will entirely nullify any hope for a romantic endeavor.

Do most women tend to prefer a taller guy? Yeah, but that is what we call a preference. Just because you prefer something does not mean that you'd be wholly unwilling to do without it for the most part. I prefer girls with dark hair, but I wouldn't pass up on a blonde if she was like, totally hot and had the necessary amounts of psychosis that I find desirable in a woman.

So you're short. So what? I'm sure you've seen short, fat, ugly ass dudes with total babes before. Know how they manage to get such women? Either through confidence and character, or, well, money, lol. But focus on the former.

Stop worrying so much about something that you have no real power over, concern yourself with what you do have power over. Stop being a ****ing girl and acquire some confidence in yourself.

The majority of women want a dude strong enough to throw them around and look good doing it. If you're big and tall and fat and out of shape, you can throw a woman around like Texas Chainsaw, but you'll look like a big whale struggling to do it. If you're short and weak or short and fat, you'll bad doing. However, if your sinewy and have steely muscles you can get her in all kind of positions, move around, throw her, dominate her, and look like a champion stud while you're at it.

If you're shorter than everyone else, get fitter then everyone else. Being lean and muscular also come with testosterone, testosterone equals the length and girth, and more importantly than those, the everlasting hardness women need.

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Originally posted by Dolos
Is that a dwarf with extra chromosomes?

Why is God so ****ed up!?

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Dude, I can't help the way I look. Do you have to be so cruel?

Originally posted by Raisen
Dude, I can't help the way I look. Do you have to be so cruel?

God trolls me too. He's not even a bully or a slanderer, he's just pure wtf?

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Originally posted by Dolos
God trolls me too. He's not even a bully or a slanderer, he's just pure wtf?

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At least he left me packing

Originally posted by Dolos
God trolls me too.

Originally posted by Astner
Being a dick just because you can isn't trolling.

Originally posted by Astner
Because even if you did have access to the databank you wouldn't know what article I was referring to.

Who. The. Phuck. Cares?
Originally posted by Astner

What's that in your eye? Are you crying?

Tears of joy. That you're finally coming around to the realization of your butt-phucking makes me happy beyond belief.
Originally posted by Astner

You're welcome.


You're thank you. 🙂

God is a Troll.

His divine master plan is as wtf as they come, and they certainly don't have anything to do with anything. More malevolent than benevolent for us mortals, because He just loves to **** with us.

God is a superstition, My Fate is in my Capable Hands.

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Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Tears of joy. That you're finally coming around to the realization of your butt-phucking makes me happy beyond belief.

You're trying too hard not to look upset.

Just drop it.

Whom are you referring to?

Maybe we should lock this thread. Or delete it.

Originally posted by VG_Addict
Maybe we should lock this thread. Or delete it.

No, it's our thread now.

Maybe I could grow half an inch.

Couldn't I still grow until 25?

Since I can't edit:

I mean, my sister grew an inch at 25-26.

Also, I grew half an inch in 6 months. There's still SLIGHT hope.

Originally posted by VG_Addict
Maybe we should lock this thread. Or delete it.

I learned today that this place is one big rolling joke, so if you read something that pisses you off, just laugh it off and read on.

If I eat more greens, could I grow a couple more inches?

Try yoga

But I'm 20, and according to these people, I've stopped growing. But, I DID grow a half inch six months ago.

How tall are you?

Originally posted by VG_Addict
But I'm 20, and according to these people, I've stopped growing. But, I DID grow a half inch six months ago.

Try inversion

http://www.amazon.com/Teeter-Hang-Ups-Inversion-Gravity/dp/B000M83J5I/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_3

Originally posted by Supra
How tall are you?

5'3. But people say I LOOK like I could be 5'5.