Riggs versus McClane, the durability test

Started by The Fat Rambo4 pages

Originally posted by Lestov16
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Riggs is tough. But McClane has taken on much tougher. I don't even think Bauer has McClane in the durability department. Now, as Robtard said, durability isn't everything in a match, so Riggs could probably take him in a fight, but from a pure durability standpoint, McClane rapes.

McClane has taken on tougher? Name a feat of his that rapes: Taking six .44's to the lung and living. There is none.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Riggs is too slow and posey to deal with the Lighting fast hooks that McClane has.

Riggs was WTF dominated and pwned by a rookie with a basic jab onsceen. No way hes avoiding, tanking or countering those lightning explosive hooks that KO mofos in one shot.

There you go again, focusing on Riggs low end feats. High end feats, Champ, mk?

Now, if we wanna focus on low end feats, Riggs never lost to a girl.

Originally posted by Robtard
Once again people don't understand the concept of torture, they weren't trying to kill Riggs, they wanted to hurt him some so he talked and being shocked a bit is above crashing and rolling (and rolling etc) inside a Unimog that was going high speed while not wearing a seat belt, as just one example of McClane's cartoon levels of durability.
Bayonet through the leg and six.44's through the left lung and he lived. Nothing, and I mean nothing Mac has can come close to that.

If so, name it, right here, right now.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Bayonet through the leg and six.44's through the left lung and he lived. Nothing, and I mean nothing Mac has can come close to that.

If so, name it, right here, right now.

In DH4, after falling out of the semi-truck, he falls onto a highway and barely avoids the F35 explosion. That should have obliterated him. The fall from the building in DH5 also counts

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Bayonet through the leg and six.44's through the left lung and he lived. Nothing, and I mean nothing Mac has can come close to that.

If so, name it, right here, right now.

I recall the stab in the leg, can't recall Riggs being shot 6 times, that was an off panel thing and it's not like he took six shots and still went on to save the day, right? It was implied he fell and needed medical attention to live. McClane survives explosions, falls(without an airbag waiting below),severe car crashes, cuts, bumps, bullets etc and just keeps on going until the job is done, bro.

Boom. Killed it.

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Originally posted by Robtard
I recall the stab in the leg, can't recall Riggs being shot 6 times, that was an off panel thing and it's not like he took six shots and still went on to save the day, right? It was implied he fell and needed medical attention to live. McClane survives explosions, falls(without an airbag waiting below),severe car crashes, cuts, bumps, bullets etc and just keeps on going until the job is done, bro.

Boom. Killed it.

He was shot six times at least. All hit him in the lung. This was after taking the bayonet through the leg and having it twisted around and around by a psychotic madman.

Let's see...Riggs took six bullets to the lung and lived, and was done, he required medical attention.

Mac took two bullets to the shoulder (flesh wounds, BTW), and was done, he required medical attention.

Not to mention, dude, that the six bullets to Riggs' lung were .44 caliber.

So no, you killed nothing. Add on that Riggs was tortured to near death, escaped, then raped an entire room of machine gun wielding ex-CIA operatives UNARMED.....Yeah, This tops any Mac feat.

Originally posted by Lestov16
In DH4, after falling out of the semi-truck, he falls onto a highway and barely avoids the F35 explosion. That should have obliterated him. The fall from the building in DH5 also counts
Mhm, and Riggs has a comparable feat in LW3, when he falls after the motorcycle crash.

Add on my post above and Riggs rapes. He's better than McClane in every possible way.

Nah that feat was topped in DH3 with the deck fall.

And Riggs didnt have advanced attack helicopters shooting at him destroying everything around him as he fell, either.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
He was shot six times at least. All hit him in the lung. This was after taking the bayonet through the leg and having it twisted around and around by a psychotic madman.

Let's see...Riggs took six bullets to the lung and lived, and was done, he required medical attention.

Mac took two bullets to the shoulder (flesh wounds, BTW), and was done, he required medical attention.

Not to mention, dude, that the six bullets to Riggs' lung were .44 caliber.

So no, you killed nothing. Add on that Riggs was tortured to near death, escaped, then raped an entire room of machine gun wielding ex-CIA operatives UNARMED.....Yeah, This tops any Mac feat.

McClane was done after the second bullet to the shoulder (which he delivered himself) because the fight was over/world as saved. We don't expect him to go on fighting once the film plot has ended and there are no bad guys left to kill.

LoLz @ "flesh wounds", when is a bullet going through your body (arm/shoulder) some minor wound?

So yes, my point still stands and I killed it, cooked it, ate it and had a bowel movement of it. Add what, a Riggs' feat that isn't a durability feat? Wrong thread, bro.

die hard 3 should prove that mcGods durability dwarfs anything Riggs has done.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah that feat was topped in DH3 with the deck fall.

And Riggs didnt have advanced attack helicopters shooting at him destroying everything around him as he fell, either.

Helicopters? You really wanna compare whp pwns choppers better with guns?

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane was done after the second bullet to the shoulder (which he delivered himself) because the fight was over/world as saved. We don't expect him to go on fighting once the film plot has ended and there are no bad guys left to kill.

LoLz @ "flesh wounds", when is a bullet going through your body (arm/shoulder) some minor wound?

So yes, my point still stands and I killed it, cooked it, ate it and had a bowel movement of it. Add what, a Riggs' feat that isn't a durability feat? Wrong thread, bro.

Lol, no, he was done after the first bullet. Nice try though.

Did Mac take six .44's to the lung? Yeah, thought not.

So no, you pwned nothing. Try again, Sport.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Helicopters? You really wanna compare whp pwns choppers better with guns?

English, motherf**ker....do you speak it...?

But translating your misspelt text-speak and guessing that you're asking whos better at defeating helicopters, and especially with guns... yes McClane with OR without guns.... 🙂

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Lol, no, he was done after the first bullet. Nice try though.

Did Mac take six .44's to the lung? Yeah, thought not.

So no, you pwned nothing. Try again, Sport.

No cause he went on to kill the bad guy, save everyone and made it to the end.

No McClane is much better at avoiding bullets than that.
And Riggs would have died AGAIN without MORE help from Murtaugh and the hospital. So your posturing like Riggs spat them back out then went and laboured on a building site for 3 days with no break after the shooting is laughably tragic.

So yeah he pwned you.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Riggs is too slow and posey to deal with the Lighting fast hooks that McClane has.

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Another punter who hasnt seen DH5..?
(And has exaggerated memories of LW movies)

Riggs was owned by a rookies slow and lazy jab, which Riggs had no defense or reaction speed against.
McClane's lightning fast Frazier/Tyson-like LEADING hooks seen in DH5 would mutilate Riggs to death.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

McClane's lightning fast Frazier/Tyson-like LEADING hooks seen in DH5 would mutilate Riggs to death.

LOL You are so full of shit. McClane only managed to cheapshot a random phucking bystander. That's worth nothing feat-wise. McClane is more durable sure, but Riggs anally rapes McClane in a fistfight. Don't get it twisted, boy.

You are the one full of shit.

That guy looked beefier and more thuggish than most, also: He wasn't a bystander. He hit McClane at speed only deaccelerating with his car AFTER collision then got out to roadrage his ass.
McClane KO'd him pre-emptively seeing the guy's size and disposition.

He ALSO (which you deliberately overlook out of pure butthurt and rage) gave the same rapid one-shot-KO treatment to one of the main man's top level Russian secret survive hood goons whom had McClane covered with a Machine gun at the time in the ball room scene. (You know...the scene where they smash McClane round the head and temples with the butt of a heavy machine gun repeatedly and still fail to KO him or even to stop him wisecracking.....)

So as we can see, its you who have it twisted, girl.
Your McHate bias panties are showing.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You are the one full of shit.
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