Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

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Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
You are the only one supporting Khan here with no evidence to back up your claims:

All Khan has is his weapons.

Yoda has:
-TK
-His Saber
-Speed
-Mental Control
-900 Years of battle experience.

Yoda Stomps.

Khan's weapons bring down ships. Yodas weapons don't. Yoda needed Kenobi to take down clone troopers. Khan did this on the fly as well as ships. The rest is worthless here. Yoda isn't fast enough to dodge the blasts. He dies.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan's weapons bring down ships. Yodas weapons don't. Yoda needed Kenobi to take down clone troopers. Khan did this on the fly as well as ships. The rest is worthless here. Yoda isn't fast enough to dodge the blasts. He dies.

There is no evidence that it can destroy a Jedi's saber.

Yoda wins SUPER easily.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
There is no evidence that it can destroy a Jedi's saber.

Yoda wins SUPER easily.

There is no evidence he can deflect the wider beam than we've seen the sabers deflect.

Khan wins pretty quickly.

Originally posted by quanchi112
There is no evidence he can deflect the wider beam than we've seen the sabers deflect.

Khan wins pretty quickly.

Yoda is better prepared to deal with Khan than khan is to deal with Yoda.

Yoda Mega stomps!!

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Yoda is better prepared to deal with Khan than khan is to deal with Yoda.

Yoda Mega stomps!!

Based on what ?

Khan didn't need an ally to defeat twenty plus troops and multiple ships. Yoda needed a peer to defeat shitty clone troops.

Khan kills him with a shot.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Based on what ?

Khan didn't need an ally to defeat twenty plus troops and multiple ships. Yoda needed a peer to defeat shitty clone troops.

Khan kills him with a shot.

If Khan meets Yoda on the field Khan dies!

Khan isnt ready for a full master of the force.

The fact that Yoda was helped doesnt mean he needed the help. He just didnt care if he got helped or not.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
If Khan meets Yoda on the field Khan dies!

Khan isnt ready for a full master of the force.

The fact that Yoda was helped doesnt mean he needed the help. He just didnt care if he got helped or not.

Yoda planned the attack and brought help. Why would he bring help if he didn't need it ? Khan just attacked because he had to. He was stuck in that situation so he didn't have time to prepare an attack or bring an ally.

Khan guns him down.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yoda planned the attack and brought help. Why would he bring help if he didn't need it ? Khan just attacked because he had to. He was stuck in that situation so he didn't have time to prepare an attack or bring an ally.

Khan guns him down.

It was a war ofcourse he needed to take the Clones!!

Lol. Were you expecting for Yoda to kill all 10K drones himself?

Again Yoda Mega Stomps.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
It was a war ofcourse he needed to take the Clones!!

Lol. Were you expecting for Yoda to kill all 10K drones himself?

Again Yoda Mega Stomps.

He brought an ally against a smaller number therefore it makes no sense to bring someone you don't need.

He didn't fight 10,000 clones in that scene. Yoda knew there would be a small amount.

Nah, Khan rapes the Kermit.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He brought an ally against a smaller number therefore it makes no sense to bring someone you don't need.

He didn't fight 10,000 clones in that scene. Yoda knew there would be a small amount.

Nah, Khan rapes the Kermit.

Yoda wins man. Period.

Khan is just another good bounty hunter.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Yoda wins man. Period.

Khan is just another good bounty hunter.

Nah, Khan wins.

Khan took on galactic power himself while Yoda hid like a pansy and died like a loser.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
I guess turning one into a spinning disk of death, and chucking it UP AGAINST NATURAL GRAVITY is somehow not a feat...

Khan has no way to even get a shot off before he gets either torn apart or his weapon gets shredded.

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Originally posted by Silent Master
Yoda wins.

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Originally posted by Badabing
Quan, are you trying to get banned for trolling and spite threads? mmm

Anyway, this thread is a joke. Khan loses badly, my Quanchiapet. 😉

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Originally posted by Badabing
Khan loses worse to Yoda than Thanos lost to Groot. Fact.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Dude, Yoda ****ed up all the time. He led the plane crash of the Jedi order. Kenobi was a Jedi who had emotions and it didn't cause him to lose his way. Yodas too strict which isn't a good thing IMO. He was a massive failure.

His emotions caused him to disobey the jedi council and then help train the guy who ended up helping in wiping them out lol. That is not a situation that turned out for the best for Obi Wan. His emotions lead him to make the mistake of training Anakin. This is why the jedi are essentially supposed to not have those emotions. When a normal person gives into those things not much happens usually, but when a space wizard does it can have consequences.

Side note, Yoda did get all uppity about Anakin being too young, but he was 70 when he joined. And I don't think it has been said he develops at a slower rate, so he'd already lived a full life by the time he joined.

Don't get me wrong, the jedi were retarded. Palpatine might as well of worn a t-shirt that said "I'm a Sith Lord ask me how". They wouldn't do anything. Remember these are the people that sent a single jedi to take on the evil robot that was key to ending the war. Smart, they are not.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Quit cucking, Khan wins.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Another cuck attempt, Khan wins.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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The cucking just won't stop. It's sad. Khan wins. Poor Yoda.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Do you try to lick these guys toes ?? You're such a creepy cuck. Khan wins.