Khan Noonien Singh vs. Yoda

Started by Stealth Moose201 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
Firing his gun. Watch the movies. Jango didn't have a defense against tk either. Watch the movies and see how he fared.

He was beheaded almost casually by someone known to be Yoda's inferior. Thanks for conceding.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
can someone take this bet.. by my birthday which is next saturday, i am willing to bet this thread will be at or near 70 pages..

smdh


Too small of an estimate. I am willing to bet that it'll reach a triple-digit count.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Too small of an estimate. I am willing to bet that it'll reach a triple-digit count.

it could happen

Originally posted by quanchi112
Firing his gun. Watch the movies. Jango didn't have a defense against tk either. Watch the movies and see how he fared.

Pfft, under that piss poor logic, I can claim Khan will never hit Yoda since Yoda has never been hit by gunfire of any sort before.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Pfft, under that piss poor logic, I can claim Khan will never hit Yoda since Yoda has never been hit by gunfire of any sort before.

QED.

Yoda would solo the entire Botnay Bay crew.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
He was beheaded almost casually by someone known to be Yoda's inferior. Thanks for conceding.
Due to his equipment not working. Context.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Pfft, under that piss poor logic, I can claim Khan will never hit Yoda since Yoda has never been hit by gunfire of any sort before.
Yoda has been hit by Palpatine's lightning. Boom.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Do phaser blasts bounce?
We can't say for certain.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Due to his equipment not working. Context.

You ignore context when it hurts your argument. Let's go over this again:

Explain how Khan can defend against Yoda's TK.

^ When you can address that, you might actually stand a chance of making sense.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
You ignore context when it hurts your argument. Let's go over this again:

[b]Explain how Khan can defend against Yoda's TK.

^ When you can address that, you might actually stand a chance of making sense. [/B]

Yoda will be too busy dealing with the lasers being shot in his direction. If it does hit Khan his cell regeneration should recover no problem since it failed to ko a geriatric in Palpatine.

I use the movies to justify my opinions unlike TK SOLOS.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yoda will be too busy dealing with the lasers being shot in his direction. If it does hit Khan his cell regeneration should recover no problem since it failed to ko a geriatric in Palpatine.

I use the movies to justify my opinions unlike TK SOLOS.

The depths if your fanboyism is astounding, and I have years of experience at dealing with internet forums. There is no ounce of reason within you.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
The depths if your fanboyism is astounding, and I have years of experience at dealing with internet forums. There is no ounce of reason within you.
I just responded to your question with movie evidence and a clear explanation. Your lack of a response demonstrates your inability to debate.

Originally posted by quanchi112
We can't say for certain.

Why are you basing your entire argument on something you don't know for certain?

Originally posted by The Scenario
Why are you basing your entire argument on something you don't know for certain?
There are a lot of unknown variables. You can't prove your argument just like the castle tanking argument from Zelda. You need to get over it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
There are a lot of unknown variables. You can't prove your argument just like the castle tanking argument from Zelda. You need to get over it.

Let's try this again. Okay, so what part of this argument you're making now doesn't apply to your own position? For the sake of demonstration, reductio ad absurdum and all that. Remember, this is just your argument as applied to your own position.

We never actually see Khan shoot anyone. Whenever anyone got hit, Khan wasn't onscreen at the time. By your argument here, it is unknown if Khan hit anyone.

Then Kirk. He's a fallible character, and it's entirely possible he said something else offscreen. He never says that Khan shot anyone, and he could have meant something else by "took out." As per your current argument, it's unknown if Kirk saw Khan hit anyone, and his words can't be trusted. It could have been hyperbole.

You can't say Khan wins because there are too many unknown variables. You can't prove your case, either. Want to call it a draw?

Originally posted by The Scenario
Let's try this again. Okay, so what part of this argument you're making now doesn't apply to your own position? For the sake of demonstration, reductio ad absurdum and all that. Remember, this is just your argument as applied to your own position.

We never actually see Khan shoot anyone. Whenever anyone got hit, Khan wasn't onscreen at the time. By your argument here, it is unknown if Khan hit anyone.

Then Kirk. He's a fallible character, and it's entirely possible he said something else offscreen. He never says that Khan shot anyone, and he could have meant something else by "took out." As per your current argument, it's unknown if Kirk saw Khan hit anyone, and his words can't be trusted. It could have been hyperbole.

You can't say Khan wins because there are too many unknown variables. You can't prove your case, either. Want to call it a draw?

We see him on screen fire and hit the targets. Kirk also states it plainly. There goes your argument.

Originally posted by quanchi112
We see him on screen fire and hit the targets.

We don't see Khan hit any targets on screen at the same time as him.

Kirk also states it plainly.

Hyperbole.

There goes your argument.

Want to try again?

Originally posted by The Scenario
We don't see Khan hit any targets on screen at the same time as him.

Hyperbole.

Want to try again?

Stating something supported by what we see isn't hyperbole. He gunned them down. These are the trollish lengths in which you are willing to travel.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Stating something supported by what we see isn't hyperbole.

He stated something we didn't see. Can't prove it either way.


He gunned them down.

Can't prove it either way.

These are the trollish lengths in which you are willing to travel.

I learned from the best. (The best is you.)

(You are the best troll)