Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

Y'all are harshing my vide

Hey Orpheus

I thought it was Mobius?

Take the red pill or the blue pill.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I thought it was Mobius?

NO! It's Morbius!

I wish I were a vampire

I am a vampire

I, Vampire!

Plot twist: Barker has no real experience on love. Therefore his advices are invalid.

yeah, his advices

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i fell in love with a girl at church yesterday because she said hi to me

I want to bang Aubrey Plaza

Originally posted by Barker
i fell in love with a girl at church yesterday because she said hi to me

She probably felt the same.

she might be the new kmc shitposting girl, will keep you fine gents informed

I'd prefer to carry on about 2D. Never before were you so....focused.

Boobs?

It was a fine time in my life

how big are her boobs?

They're probably a DD in USA, in Britain that's a B cup.

you shant speak of her like that