Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

boobs?

Did she have a beard?

She smelled good if that's what you're asking

You smell like a ******.

When I ask boobs?

tell me all about them

All he knows is that there was a green shirt between himself and them.

it was one of those "deep inhale" situations even though she was sitting right next to me

grab one next time and give me the firm factor.

on a scale of mashed potatoes to my chargers thermos, we're probably talking bags of sand

say what? crackers

Creampie

possibly the worst post in KMC history, congrats

Come on, I'm sure K.Diddy did worse.

Wasn't there a law passed, that states no starcraft2's allowed?

creampie

you guys are redonk

what about redik?

rrrred.....dick?

grow up

We can't all be as tall as you ass.