Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

Listen to your uncle thorin, when you see a girl you like, ignore her and act like a jackass. Girls love those assholes.

When she approaches you, act like the ***** ain't worth your time and say I got to go, later sugar ****.

After that, she'll put out.

sounds foolproof

luckily i'm a fool so

if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

what if it's good and true

there has never been an occasion where that has happened.

rope roperope
dfroperope
roperoperope

it's a prison

jwank

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baum13

roperoperope
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roland in jail

roperofacerope

Read between the lines.

I hear that's where Irish hoods end up?

Lol, Americans were so racist to the Irish.

you mean

oi-reesh

Or Aaaaarrrrreush.

I dated an American Irish whore before.

They aren't really Irish.

Don't even have red hair.

She has red hair.

i liked a chick with light brown hair but she died it a nice sort of darkish brownish red

i could tell you creepy barker stories for days

Did you Facebook stalk her?