Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

if dog isn't real how do you explain dogs

Don't get philosophical.

let me ask you THIS then

if wind is real why isn't there wind in water

the **** did i just say

you said to stop acting being retarded

Look who can read between the lines now.

jw00t

You sad sad little man.

i'm 6 foot 3, i've make sure to drill this into your brain

i'm not little

i'm a sad man though

You aren't really a man either.

And you are little, just because you're 6'3 doesn't mean shit.

You're the size of my forearm.

costanza

Alright, alright, alright.

who's that chick in your sig

Ragnar

I like Rollo, I'd also like his body...

I got used for sex.

True story. haermm

got the burps

they're called the yips.

good stuff

I need to shampoo the carpet in my room.