Barker's Love Advice & Tips Exchange

take your shoes off when you walk on the carpet you filthy degenerate

I use house slippers, like black people from the ghetto.

explain this concept to me as you would a child

I thought I had?

Nope

I cannot dumb it down any further.

Do ghettos have slippers?

You mean splicers

You should come to the u.s. just to visit ghetto's.

try detroit or atlanta

bring a bulletproof suit

Bring that suit from the first iron man.

bring a suit made of human skin

Sick ****.

i'm wearing one right now

I don't want to know what you're wearing.

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Stop being gay.

You wouldn't say that to my face