Originally posted by ScreamPasteis this rant over ?
The aquatic life in Zelda is not content to simply swim, it must spit rocks at passersby.The rocks in Zelda are not content to lie still. They attain sentience and eat other, lesser rocks to show their dominance.
The other, less rocks in Zelda are not content to be simple food items. The best among them are magical stones that open the door of time.
Time in Zelda is not content to simply flow forward. It splits and doubles back and wibbles and wobbles, slows, accellerates, and infrequently stops altogether, at the behest of swords and instruments.
Swords and instruments in Zelda are not content to be simple tools. They can alter the flow of time, rewind reality, and pin down the power of gods. The best among them are sentient beings.
Sentient beings in Zelda are not content to be fleshy bags of meat. Some of them are rocks.
The rocks in Zelda...
Guns, semiautomatic weapons, modernized bombs>>>Arrows, swords, etc.
Originally posted by NotAllThatEvilQuan has a curious case of obsession.
I thought you two already got all that vamp vs G out of your systrms in the BZ. Why you two still on about it?
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'll try to be gentle about breaking this to you. I think you're the largest Zelda fanatic on this entire board. You make more Zelda threads and spend more time focusing on the series than anyone else here.Spoiler:
A shame you haven't spent even a fraction of that time actually playing the games.
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He just can't help but discuss Zelda at every turn.
Originally posted by The ScenarioHe took it over after he used Zant as his medium.
Ganondorf took over the Twilight Realm and corrupted it by his mere presence. The Mirror plan backfired horribly, not that it's relevant to current Ganondorf who [b]broke the Mirror of Twilight.Still weakness exploitation. If you can use it as an excuse for Russell not dodging a net, so can I.
Still combat strength, and still stronger than Russell.
Midna doesn't have to do anything for the Shadow Beasts to run rampant. They can warp all over the place, and the vamps aren't getting through the barriers they drop. [/B]
Russell was against multiple modernized enemies not a one on one confrontation in a fair sword fight.
False, as Russell rips into bodies whereas Ganondorf needs a sword. 🙂
Vamps are too fast. They can crush something that Wolf Link's teeth beat easily.
Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
I thought you two already got all that vamp vs G out of your systrms in the BZ. Why you two still on about it?
I suppose it isn't out of our systems yet. We imposed a time limit on the battlezone because we knew it would go for 30+ pages otherwise.
Originally posted by quanchi112
He took it over after he used Zant as his medium.
His presence corrupted it, Zant became his puppet afterwards.
Russell was against multiple modernized enemies not a one on one confrontation in a fair sword fight.
Blasts of fey magic and a wooden stick are not "modernized."
False, as Russell rips into bodies whereas Ganondorf needs a sword. 🙂
As said, the Sage of Water.
Vamps are too fast. They can crush something that Wolf Link's teeth beat easily.
Bomb resistance. Vampires will do nothing, and a single beast screaming is all it takes to revive all of them anyway.