The Official "Argue with Quan about Zelda" Thread

Started by quanchi11287 pages

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Let me get this straight. Quan will argue that someone who can crash through stone columns casually cannot rip a human body apart, but he will not argue that the rocks in Zelda are not deadlier than guns?
I am saying it does not translate over. Separate. Unquantifiable strength feat. We don't see a ganondorf do so it is off the tale

That is ridiculous. Too much to even argue against.

I thought midna could become intagible and teleport?

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
He looked pretty corporeal.

Not really.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am saying it does not translate over. Separate. Unquantifiable strength feat. We don't see a ganondorf do so it is off the tale

That is ridiculous. Too much to even argue against.


The strength to crush stone with ease is well above the strength to crush a human being.

You say it's ridiculous, but it's true.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
I thought midna could become intagible and teleport?
She can but she can also be struck by objects. We also see her tk ko'd.

She was not experienced with her powers at all. Not impressive if you ask me.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The strength to crush stone with ease is well above the strength to crush a human being.

You say it's ridiculous, but it's true.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The strength to destroy a planet is far greater than the strength to destroy another super hero. Not how it works in fiction.

You need examples in order to back your claims. I believe the Gorons could wreck human bodies but they are stronger and physically more impressive than Link.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The strength to destroy a planet is far greater than the strength to destroy another super hero. Not how it works in fiction.

You need examples in order to back your claims. I believe the Gorons could wreck human bodies but they are stronger and physically more impressive than Link.


Unless that hero is super durable, or the character in question is not going all out to prevent collateral or disdains lethal force. 🙂

Link physically overpowers several Gorons and a giant mutant super Goron proving he is stronger, lol. Also, I wasn't talking about Gorons, I mean actual rocks.

Boulders in Zelda just roll around willy nilly, I'd rather be shot than crushed.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Unless that hero is super durable, or the character in question is not going all out to prevent collateral or disdains lethal force. 🙂

Link physically overpowers several Gorons and a giant mutant super Goron proving he is stronger, lol. Also, I wasn't talking about Gorons, I mean actual rocks.

Boulders in Zelda just roll around willy nilly, I'd rather be shot than crushed.

All the heroes he has hit are not more durable than a planet.

Tp not OoT.

Link needs boots. 😂

Russell slaps heads off whereas Link does not.

So you're essentially arguing plot armour?

Same Hyrule, same rocks. Also, this is a general Zelda thread, not a TP thread.

Do the boots make him stronger? (No, they don't. Link is stronger than Gorons, he's just not as heavy.)

Link throws giant rock monsters, guess which takes more strength.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So you're essentially arguing plot armour?

Same Hyrule, same rocks. Also, this is a general Zelda thread, not a TP thread.

Do the boots make him stronger? (No, they don't. Link is stronger than Gorons, he's just not as heavy.)

Link throws giant rock monsters, guess which takes more strength.

I choose what Zelda games I argue. Tp.

Boots make him heavy enough to contend as strength alone can't. Game canon.

Needs the heaviness of boots to stop their momentum.

Quan, quick question. If I were to make an all links battle royale, would you post in it?

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Quan, quick question. If I were to make an all links battle royale, would you post in it?
No.

No, you don't. Zelda has rocks that are > Guns.

Basic physics.

A mass in motion will stay in motion. Anyone Link's size would be forced to move without a way to anchor themselves regardless of strength.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Quan, quick question. If I were to make an all links battle royale, would you post in it?
Woo. A Zelda thread he won't try to ruin.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No.

Scared link will win?

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Scared link will win?
It is a sissy fight. Who cares who wins the chick fight. At least Ganondorf doesn't have to worry about the Links since he can't ever beat them.

I thought you would jump at the chance to watch link die... several times...

Originally posted by quanchi112
In the orders day world there is not one king who oversees the world. With technology no one can say such thing or just rule the world effortlessly without fear of being killed.

He did attain his goals throughout the years. He did not attain them all. Ganondorf was foolishly taken and beaten. The Top then favored him and he was still defeated.

His goals were not the same as Ganondorf. His paths through history was far longer than Ganondorf's was. He also lived in a much more advanced worlds with harsher competition. It's like comparing Ganondorf dominating the junior varsity when we are comparing that to the NFL.

So? People still managed to do all that he did in Russ' 30 lifetimes. And right now you're reasoning why Russell didn't have an impressive reign, when this topic is about his reign.

Longer, obviously, but doing all that he did in around 2,000 years takes the impressiveness away. 2,000 years to control wolf packs and having them attack places until WW2. He was taking on his goals at glacier speed.

Attacking civilizations is on the level of what pre-ToP Dorf was doing. Elected as a governor is not the same as forcible conquering.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
I thought you would jump at the chance to watch link die... several times...
Seeing a pansy die can be fun but these guys are just too weak to really take any long standing joy in.