The Official "Argue with Quan about Zelda" Thread

Originally posted by quanchi112
I do know that it is only the master sword in the game.

That is one instance and the other portrayals make it clear any old sword can block the thing.

Yes, she did.

One spell equals dead Dorf.

There are no other portrayals of the sword being blocked at all.

Umah was killed by humans, Umah was wrong, and Kain has never shown significant speed.

It's what, a year later? And you still haven't proven he can harm Ganondorf. haermm

Originally posted by quanchi112
Maybe shitty game will be lucky and I'll go back to it.

Rated E for Everyone.

They weren't regular humans so why be disingenuous.

Because Sarafan are regular humans.

An example would be nice.

He doesn't need to touch the sword nor would he care to.

Swords aren't evil but people are. Dorf was evil. The sword was used against Dorf and by Dorf.

Point being?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Based on what ?

Russell is greater than she is. Rule holds strong, worm.

That's false. Blatantly false. Your rule is just as flimsy as you in general.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
A Quan by any other name knows just as little.

There are no other portrayals of the sword being blocked at all.

Umah was killed by humans, Umah was wrong, and Kain has never shown significant speed.

It's what, a year later? And you still haven't proven he can harm Ganondorf. haermm

Umah can be killed by humans but was still faster.

Yes, I have.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Rated E for Everyone.

Because Sarafan are regular humans.

Point being?

That the sword isn't evil Dorf was just like the top isn't evil Dorf was.

Originally posted by Epicurus
Age, power, versatility, being unkillable sans sunlight etc.

That's false. Blatantly false. Your rule is just as flimsy as you in general.

No Kain is not fast. Never has been, never will be, has no feats to prove it, etc

Originally posted by StealthRanger
No Kain is not fast. Never has been, never will be, has no feats to prove it, etc

Nothing has proved Kain is fast, Umah is not infallible, still no feats, devs said humans can kill any vampire

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Nothing has proved Kain is fast, Umah is not infallible, still no feats, devs said humans can kill [B]any vampire [/B]

Originally posted by quanchi112
Narrator and he has shown too fast for mortal men.

Still not infallible since she gets tagged and hit by humans later on

Devs still say that humans can > any vampire, Raziel who was Kain's equal physically was tagged by normal humans several times

"the wounds inflicted on me by my enemies healed almost instantly"

Show me where he moves too fast for humans to tag or it didn't happen (as in feats or GTFO)

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Still not infallible since she gets tagged and hit by humans later on

Devs still say that humans can > any vampire, Raziel who was Kain's equal physically was tagged by normal humans several times

"the wound[B]s inflicted on me by my enemies healed almost instantly"

Show me where he moves too fast for humans to tag or it didn't happen (as in feats or GTFO) [/B]

I already proved my case.

Except you said too fast for mortal men, now you're saying he can be hit by them. You realise you're making almost no sense at all and contradicting yourself

Nah, still waiting for the feats

Dev statement>character claim

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Except you said too fast for mortal men, now you're saying he can be hit by them. You realise you're making almost no sense at all and contradicting yourself

Nah, still waiting for the feats

Dev statement>character claim

No, I haven't.

Already did so.

Yeah it does, note the word "too" fast. Silly ***

Yes, you have and still are

Where were those feats? Still haven't seen them, and still waiting

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Yeah it does, note the word "too" fast. Silly ***

Yes, you have and still are

Where were those feats? Still haven't seen them, and still waiting

Look through the thread for proof.

Yea, in a ridiculously esoteric scenario where they're caught off guard for some retarded reason, holding back extremely, allowing themselves to be hit or PIS, and since Kain and Raz have not one speed feat, we can chalk off all of them

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Yea, in a ridiculously esoteric scenario where they're caught off guard for some retarded reason, holding back extremely, allowing themselves to be hit or PIS, and since Kain and Raz have not one speed feat, we can chalk off all of them

Wow, you are stupid 😐

Show me where any of the first three were the case

Show me a speed feat from Kain or Raziel past peak human

Dev statment still>fallible character statment

Or kindly shut the **** up

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Wow, you are stupid 😐

Show me where any of the first three were the case

Show me a speed feat from Kain or Raziel past peak human

Dev statment still>fallible character statment

Or kindly shut the **** up

😂

Narration seals the deal.

Kain feels the need for speed.