The Official "Argue with Quan about Zelda" Thread

Started by ScreamPaste87 pages

Yes, Fi can destroy the ring.
No, Kain is not fast.
No, Voldemort does not have a chance.

That covers everything, I think.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You did and I proved you wrong. You're a clod.

Genetic men which isn't relevant to your comparison, hillbilly.


No I didn't and no you didn't, you adorkable dodo.

Newlin is a genetic male. Is he > Salome iyo?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Yes, Fi can destroy the ring.
No, Kain is not fast.
No, Voldemort does not have a chance.

That covers everything, I think.

This is Tp Proncess only.

Umah, his showings disagree.

He wins and rather easily.

Originally posted by Epicurus
No I didn't and no you didn't, you adorkable dodo.

Newlin is a genetic male. Is he > Salome iyo?

Russell is greater than Salome. Boom Shaka Laka.

Originally posted by quanchi112
This is Tp Proncess only.

Play another Zelda game.


Umah, his showings disagree.

Umah is not fast either.


He wins and rather easily.

Voldemort would kill himself trying to break the Master Sword by itself.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Play another Zelda game.

Umah is not fast either.

Voldemort would kill himself trying to break the Master Sword by itself.

No.

Her words describe Kain. Undeniable.

He'd easily break the sword since he can break shields which disintegrate bodies. Greater feats, sport.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No.

Your loss.


Her words describe Kain. Undeniable.

Umah lies and betrays Kain. Undeniable.


He'd easily break the sword since he can break shields which disintegrate bodies. Greater feats, sport.

It's funny because the Master Sword also disintegrates bodies in addition to its ability to dispel or reflect spells.

Seriously, the Master Sword could just be laying on the ground and there is absolutely nothing Voldemort could do to it. He'd kill himself trying.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Your loss.

Umah lies and betrays Kain. Undeniable.

It's funny because the Master Sword also disintegrates bodies in addition to its ability to dispel or reflect spells.

Seriously, the Master Sword could just be laying on the ground and there is absolutely nothing Voldemort could do to it. He'd kill himself trying.

My gain.

That doesn't mean she lies about his abilities. She later decides to betray him. The makers of the game didn't put her in the game to lie about his abilities.

When in Tp ?

It can't even break executioners sword.

A young kid could render the sword irrelevant by a simple spell. Hell, people block it all the time.

😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
This is Tp Proncess only.

Umah, his showings disagree.

He wins and rather easily.

Fi is in TP, and she destroys the ring.

Kain has no speed showings and Dev Word of God is that humans can kill any vampire before they get close. Hurr.

Voldemort still has no answer to Ganondorf and never has.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Fi is in TP, and she destroys the ring.

Kain has no speed showings and Dev Word of God is that humans can kill any vampire before they get close. Hurr.

Voldemort still has no answer to Ganondorf and never has.

No, Fi is not.

Can't even destroy the executioners sword.

Kain does have speed abilities and the narrators words are to be trusted.

No one could kill Kain save Raziel. My comments are specifically about Kain unlike your generalized comments.

Voldemort kills him easier than Link.

Avada Kedavra.

Fi is in Twilight Princess, lol.

The Sages Sword is > The ring.

Lol. Show me Kain demonstrating super human speed.

Kain is a vampire, ergo a human could kill him before he even got close. Dev > fallible character.

Voldemort is too weak to harm him.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Fi is in Twilight Princess, lol.

The Sages Sword is > The ring.

Lol. Show me Kain demonstrating super human speed.

Kain is a vampire, ergo a human could kill him before he even got close. Dev > fallible character.

Voldemort is too weak to harm him.

No, since this is only Fi. Not once is Fi referenced.

Based on ?

I don't need to,

Kain isn't equal to all vampires. Kain is unkillable only to Raziel and survived minus a heart.

Nah. One spell and he's a dead Dorf.

Link goes to get Fi from the lost woods, did you not play the game?

Holding up to the Master Sword.

You need to prove your claim, or else you concede by default.

Voldemort is too weak.

Originally posted by quanchi112
My gain.

It's a shame you'll never know what you're missing. I can't believe you let Ocarina of Time beat you.


That doesn't mean she lies about his abilities. She later decides to betray him. The makers of the game didn't put her in the game to lie about his abilities.

It means she is untrustworthy as a character, so her words are suspect. She was slow enough to be defeated by humans, you cannot get around this no matter how hard you try.


When in Tp ?

Every time it kills something, maybe? Things explode when Link kills them.

It can't even break executioners sword.

A young kid could render the sword irrelevant by a simple spell. Hell, people block it all the time.

😂

Executioner's sword has similar properties and also isn't evil. Context, quan. Voldemort can't even touch the sword.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Link goes to get Fi from the lost woods, did you not play the game?

Holding up to the Master Sword.

You need to prove your claim, or else you concede by default.

Voldemort is too weak.

When is the sword referenced as Fi in the game ?

It isn't.

That isn't proving anything. Anyone can parry the master sword in the game.

🙂

The Umah quote already proved it.

Nah. Voldemort can kill with one shot every time it connects outside certain circumstances unlike Dorf.

Originally posted by The Scenario
It's a shame you'll never know what you're missing. I can't believe you let Ocarina of Time beat you.

It means she is untrustworthy as a character, so her words are suspect. She was slow enough to be defeated by humans, you cannot get around this no matter how hard you try.

Every time it kills something, maybe? Things explode when Link kills them.

Executioner's sword has similar properties and also isn't evil. Context, quan. Voldemort can't even touch the sword.

Maybe shitty game will be lucky and I'll go back to it.

They weren't regular humans so why be disingenuous.

An example would be nice.

He doesn't need to touch the sword nor would he care to.

Swords aren't evil but people are. Dorf was evil. The sword was used against Dorf and by Dorf.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell is greater than Salome. Boom Shaka Laka.

Lilith is greater than Russell. Boom Shaka Laka Boom.

Originally posted by Epicurus
Lilith is greater than Russell. Boom Shaka Laka Boom.
Based on what ?

Russell is greater than she is. Rule holds strong, worm.

Originally posted by quanchi112
When is the sword referenced as Fi in the game ?

It isn't.

That isn't proving anything. Anyone can parry the master sword in the game.

🙂

The Umah quote already proved it.

Nah. Voldemort can kill with one shot every time it connects outside certain circumstances unlike Dorf.

You do know Fi is the Master Sword, right? haermm

The only canon instance of a sword holding up to Fi is the Sage's sword, lol.

Umah didn't prove anything, lol. Fallible statement, Devs >

Voldemort is too weak to affect Ganondorf, been over it.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You do know Fi is the Master Sword, right? haermm

The only canon instance of a sword holding up to Fi is the Sage's sword, lol.

Umah didn't prove anything, lol. Fallible statement, Devs >

Voldemort is too weak to affect Ganondorf, been over it.

I do know that it is only the master sword in the game.

That is one instance and the other portrayals make it clear any old sword can block the thing.

Yes, she did.

One spell equals dead Dorf.