The Official "Argue with Quan about Zelda" Thread

Started by quanchi11287 pages

Originally posted by Epicurus
When did I say older always wins in this thread? That's not the average, but a lone outlier. You're incapable of gauging how peer comparisons work.

You said men >chicks. Which means Russell >Death and Steven Newlin>Salome. Awful.👇

You did and I proved you wrong. You're a clod.

Genetic men which isn't relevant to your comparison, hillbilly.

This thread is officially mine. The war is over. Hyrule has fallen.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The point was this information is accurate and is supported by the game. He rips hearts out and is too faster than they are.

Umah' statements were in reference to Kain.

False premise, since it is not actually supported by the game. Humans regularly tag vampires.

Originally posted by The Scenario
False premise, since it is not actually supported by the game. Humans regularly tag vampires.
They are still slower and could not kill Kain actually.

Originally posted by quanchi112
They are still slower and could not kill Kain actually.

Not to any appreciable degree.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Not to any appreciable degree.
When have humans moved as fast as Kain has.

When they've tagged him.

Originally posted by The Scenario
When they've tagged him.
That is like saying humans are as fast as the Flash when they tag him. Horrendous logic.

Considering Raziel can and has been tagged by humans, and Kain was able to evenly match him, says alot about Kain's "reflexes"

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Considering Raziel can and has been tagged by humans, and Kain was able to evenly match him, says alot about Kain's "reflexes"
That is like saying since Grundy tags Superman he is as fast as him. Awful.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That is like saying humans are as fast as the Flash when they tag him. Horrendous logic.

Not really. Kain has never blitzed anyone, so no one would ever classify him as a speedster.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Not really. Kain has never blitzed anyone, so no one would ever classify him as a speedster.
We see his movements are clearly faster as well as Umah flag out stating it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
We see his movements are clearly faster as well as Umah flag out stating it.

We see Umah flat out defeated by humans.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That is like saying since Grundy tags Superman he is as fast as him. Awful.

Except for the fact that comics are notorious for having speedsters getting tagged all the time due to PIS, just ask Thor, Surfer and Firelord

With most other forms of media, this usually isn't the case

Originally posted by The Scenario
We see Umah flat out defeated by humans.
Since when does being faster make you unbeatable. What normal humans defeated her also.

You don't really know much outside anything than Zelda. Sadly.

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Except for the fact that comics are notorious for having speedsters getting tagged all the time due to PIS, just ask Thor, Surfer and Firelord

With most other forms of media, this usually isn't the case

Pis is a way of dismissing certain showings due to bias. We see humans tag vampires in True Blood despite them being faster. You're just not smart.

So Spiderman, Hulk and Ghost Rider are FTL due to fighting Firelord, Silver Surfer, Thor and Classic Dr Strange?

Good to know

Then TB vampires aren't fast enough to blitz them, just faster

Originally posted by StealthRanger
So Spiderman, Hulk and Ghost Rider are FTL due to fighting Firelord, Silver Surfer, Thor and Classic Dr Strange?

Good to know

Then TB vampires aren't fast enough to blitz them, just faster

They are just fast enough to tag that person in that instance. You don't have to be faster than someone to hit them. Quit saying stupid things.

TB vampires are faster than bullets. Humans can't even process how quickly they are moving with their eyes.

Get a clue.

So they have FTL attack speed (how the **** else do they tag them?), awesome (either that or PIS)

I thought humans get tagged by them? Supersonic humans? :uva

Originally posted by StealthRanger
So they have FTL attack speed (how the **** else do they tag them?), awesome (either that or PIS)

I thought humans get tagged by them? Supersonic humans? :uva

Or they are not using their speed in that instance or are caught off guard. They also can have the reflexes to attack the faster characters.

It happens in fiction all the time.