Team Battle Royale Between Platform Duos

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Team Battle Royale Between Platform Duos

Two characters from each major platform (Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft) will team up and battle. The teams are as follows.

Nintendo:

Link (Legend of Zelda)
Fox McCloud (Starfox)

Sony:

Kratos (God of War)
Jak (Jak and Daxter)

Microsoft:

Master Chief (Halo)
Marcus Fenix (Gears of War)

Characters are to be considered in full, excluding non-canon inconsistencies. Besides that, any and all weapons, armor, equipment, abilities, and otherwise will apply.

Battle takes place on mutual ground (aspects of all games are combined). Which team takes this?

Which link?

Re: Team Battle Royale Between Platform Duos

Originally posted by Sacred 117
Characters are to be considered in full , excluding non-canon inconsistencies.

So... all. His past experience counts.

Nintendo wins. I don't think people really understand how cheap the composite link is.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Nintendo wins.

Details, man. Let's hear them.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
I don't think people really understand how cheap the composite link is.

Maybe, but I think only partially examining characters is complete bullshit.

Microsoft gets curb stomped. How many in this list have polymorph protection? If none, it's an easy nintendo win.

Spell, spell

What ever his opponent can dish out, link takes less than7% of it, golden gaunlets plus how many power bands means he can lift mountains, he has the full triforce three times over, and he has fairy tears which double all that. If he doesn't just wish for the victory, he can just toss them into space. And if that is still not enough, there's four of him each with equal strength. Maybe he's not fast enough? BAM! bunny hood, song of time, Pegasus boots.

... also fox can fly.

Originally posted by Cyner
Microsoft gets curb stomped. How many in this list have polymorph protection? If none, it's an easy nintendo win.

Spell, spell

Polymorph protection? You're going to have to explain that.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
What ever his opponent can dish out, link takes less than7% of it, golden gaunlets plus how many power bands means he can lift mountains, he has the full triforce three times over, and he has fairy tears which double all that. If he doesn't just wish for the victory, he can just toss them into space. And if that is still not enough, there's four of him each with equal strength. Maybe he's not fast enough? BAM! bunny hood, song of time, Pegasus boots.

... also fox can fly.

Makes sense, but how can Fox fly (besides use of the Arwing, which is discounted)?

I read ALL weapons and armor. The arwing is fox's go to weapon and armor.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
I read ALL weapons and armor. The arwing is fox's go to weapon and armor.

F**k! My bad. I meant to clarify that. I had hoped it was implied. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. Vehicles are discounted.

So fox gets a gun and a stick? Aw well. The blue link can play medic while the other three destroy everyone else.

Not that they need it, but you might want to give Nintendo a team mate that does actual ground fighting, and not a pilot.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
So fox gets a gun and a stick? Aw well. The blue link can play medic while the other three destroy everyone else.

For the sake of fairness and consistency, I wouldn't use four Links at a time. After all, this is 2v2v2.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Not that they need it, but you might want to give Nintendo a team mate that does actual ground fighting, and not a pilot.

Can you say... "Starfox Adventures"? He's shown there and in Smash (I know what you're thinking) to be more than formidable on foot.

I don't like to use smash as a canon source. It has a few inconsistencies that irk me.

The four sword appears in three different zelda games, that's almost as much as the master sword. At least I'm not using link's undead army.

Link is essentially a god compared to the rest of these guys. Everyone else should just throw their weapons down and pray to him. Maybe he'll spare them.

Link spares no man. Their hearts will be added to his collection of disembodiedorgans to make him stronger.

So i guess we can all agree that Link will solo. Kratos will finally know true pain.

Link finally gets his 217th heart and fox didn't have to do a thing.

Skyward Sword Link had the full Triforce...

Even without that, yeah, the Four Sword splits Link into four for a total of 5 guys on the Nintendo side. (I'd have gone with Samus over Fox, but eh.)

In Adventure of Link there is a spell known simply as Spell. It has the effect of transforming enemies on screen into little blobs of slime that are pathetically easy to kill. There's also a Life spell that heals him at the cost of a lot of magic (but see Majora's Mask, below.)

A Link to the Past has the Quake Medallion, which has essentially the same effect, turning enemies on the ground into weak blobs. Bombos Medallion sets things on fire and Ether Medallion freezes things in an AoE as well. The Magic Cape makes Link invisible and intangible. The Cane of Byrna projects a forcefield that protects Link and damages enemies that touch him.

Phantom Hourglass features the Phantom Sword, which allows Link to stop time.

Majora's Mask gives Link the Chateau Romani, a potion/drink that gives him unlimited magic power for at least 6 days. The Ocarina of Time also lets him slow down time. The Stone Mask makes him completely invisible and unnoticeable. The Giant Mask makes him a giant. (Combine Chateau Romani and, say, the Life spell, for hilarity. Or anything that needs magic, really.)

Wind Waker Link has Light Arrows that disintegrate targets and the Fire and Ice arrows can stop blizzards and cool down volcanos, respectively. (Magic Armor protects Link from harm at the cost of magic. See Chateau Romani.)

And so on. That's all I can recall off the top of my head, but you get the idea. Composite Link can get ridiculous when you combine things that aren't really meant to go together.

Link's biggest concern would be not accidentally killing fox.

Also, I just imagined four Fierce Deities with unlimited magic.