Who Kills You, and How?

Gonna try something different here. Imagine a scenario in which one or many of your favorite fictional characters kills you. You may include a few others, but be fair about it. Show some sportsmanship, and don't make a personal attack out of it. There are two other rules:

1. You must die!
2. Be creative!

I expect hilarious sequences. If I don't lol, I'll be disappointed.

Example: Me and COG Veteran vs. Sonic

Sonic spin dashes COG into red mist and runs past me fast enough to decapitate me with a leaf.

(Thanks COG for the example)

This is a weird thread.

Rukia Kuchiki cause then I'm guaranteed an afterlife.

And I like Buu from DBZ. And since everyone he killed got brought back...

Almost got it, Aura. I think it's supposed to be more like this.

Me Versus Aya Brea (Parasite Eve)

I walk up all nervous and shy to greet one of my teen heroes, and my awkward shuffling makes Aya think I'm some abomination of Eve sneaking up from behind her, so she promptly shoves a shotgun in my mouth and pops my head off.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
This is a weird thread.

Rukia Kuchiki cause then I'm guaranteed an afterlife.

And I like Buu from DBZ. And since everyone he killed got brought back...

I know it's weird, but I do this with my friends a lot and find it very amusing.

Now that you've establish WHO would kill you, we need a creative, preferably hilarious, means of doing so.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Almost got it, Aura. I think it's supposed to be more like this.

Me Versus Aya Brea (Parasite Eve)

I walk up all nervous and shy to greet one of my teen heroes, and my awkward shuffling makes Aya think I'm some abomination of Eve sneaking up from behind her, so she promptly shoves a shotgun in my mouth and pops my head off.

Hahaha, yes! That's exactly how it's done. *High fives Xan*

Ummmm...alright.

Aura vs Rukia

Rukia shows up in front of me and declares me the greatest human to ever live and immediately proposes. Being desperate(as if the whole scenario didn't explain that) I accept but she has to kill me. I allow it since well confirmed after life and I spend eternity with a kawaii wife.

Aura vs Buu

Buu(Super Version) goes "I'mma ****ing eat you!!!" and turns me into chocolate so I'm more edible.

Like that? ?_?

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Ummmm...alright.

Aura vs Rukia

Rukia shows up in front of me and declares me the greatest human to ever live and immediately proposes. Being desperate(as if the whole scenario didn't explain that) I accept but she has to kill me. I allow it since well confirmed after life and I spend eternity with a kawaii wife.

Aura vs Buu

Buu(Super Version) goes "I'mma ****ing eat you!!!" and turns me into chocolate so I'm more edible.

Like that? ?_?

That's more like it. Though I'd like more elaboration on how Rukia actually KILLS you. Lol'd at Buu. "I'mma ****ing eat you!!!" Hahahaha! 😆 😆

Charizard v.s. ScreamPaste

Drop kicks me in the chest and sets my pants on fire while yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME"

or something.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Charizard v.s. ScreamPaste

Drop kicks me in the chest and sets my pants on fire while yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME"

or something.

You can understand him? Lol.

Charizard would probably sound like this: "roar roar roar."

Aww, you can do better than that, Shin.

He pinches Samus on the heiny.

She breaks his neck before he realizes. Probably worth it.

"roar" isn't nearly as amusing to me. Artistic license. uhuh

N.A.T.E. vs Eponine.

After being mysteriously thrown back in time, I notice someone who looks suspiciously like samantha barks. Following her to a pile of junk in the streets, we are attacked by the french military. I save her from being shot but the bullet hits some school boy with a powder keg. We end up winning but the boy dies. The doctor then shows up and tells eponine the only way to save marius is to kill me, then go back in time and kill me again beforw the shooting starts. Since I don't speak french, I have no idea what they said and blissfully unaware of their plan and go in for the kiss. Its okay though, because the last thing I see is a beautiful women.... who's stabbing me in the chest.

Did I do good?

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
N.A.T.E. vs Eponine.

After being mysteriously thrown back in time, I notice someone who looks suspiciously like samantha barks. Following her to a pile of junk in the streets, we are attacked by the french military. I save her from being shot but the bullet hits some school boy with a powder keg. We end up winning but the boy dies. The doctor then shows up and tells eponine the only way to save marius is to kill me, then go back in time and kill me again beforw the shooting starts. Since I don't speak french, I have no idea what they said and blissfully unaware of their plan and go in for the kiss. Its okay though, because the last thing I see is a beautiful women.... who's stabbing me in the chest.

Did I do good?

I'd simplify it a bit, but it's a start. I suspect COG will be here in a few. He'll know what to do. Xan basically got it.

Do I still get to kiss a samantha barks look-a-like?

It's possible to make a narrative out of it, but it's really more like a sunday comic. Humor in a small number of panels.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Do I still get to kiss a samantha barks look-a-like?

I don't see why not.

The complexity was part of the joke...

Oh man, lol. I know this stuff.

COG Veteran & Sacred 117 VS. Marcus Fenix and Dom Santiago.

Delta challenges me and Sacred to a game of paintball. We accept and prepare to fight. Before we can begin to look for Delta, out from somewhere in the woods a paintgun/chainsaw combo paintball gun is thrown like a frisbee, decapitates Sacred. As I try to hide, modified paintballs modified to hold "kill your ass acid" are fired into me resulting in melting death.