Takes place in Iron Man 2
I am at the party at Starks house. Rhodes and Stark begin slugging it out in their suites. Me, drunk and trying to impress the ladies, jump in and make this a three way fight (I have no armor).
Stark and Rhodes then proceed to perform an Irish folk river dance upon my body which has been smashed 2 feet into the concrete. Then they continue the fight.
Originally posted by SevenShackles
Nemesis charges at me with rocket launcher in hand as I fire a couple of rounds into his chest which he effortlessly shrugs off before back handing me into a fountain. My arm and a couple of ribs break in the process. Not able to move and falling in and out of consciousness I hear the faint heavy thuds of foot steps, semi drowning in a mix of blood and fountain water before being plucked out of the water by a iron grip that breaks something. Horrid monsters stares me in the eyes before raising his hand up to my head letting lose a purple tentacle that rips threw my eye socket worming its way down my throat until ripping me in half. My corpse becomes another part of the gore filled landscape.Or
I survive the zombie strikes learning my lesson from Bill Murray in zombie land and acting like a zombie. Using blood and guts as camo I zombie walk my way to what seems like a safe place and right before finding safety I get shot in the head by Jill valentine. Possibly moments from safety and dressed like a walking dead reject I die.
I'll eventually get this right. 😐
You actually got it right this time. Lol'd my ass off. Hahaha.
Originally posted by COG Veteran
Takes place in Iron Man 2I am at the party at Starks house. Rhodes and Stark begin slugging it out in their suites. Me, drunk and trying to impress the ladies, jump in and make this a three way fight (I have no armor).
Stark and Rhodes then proceed to perform an Irish folk river dance upon my body which has been smashed 2 feet into the concrete. Then they continue the fight.
This is possibly one of the greatest things I've ever read or heard... EVER. 😆 😆 😆
Sacred 117, COG Veteran and BloodRain vs. Dante (Devil May Cry)
This takes place in DMC3 time.
Me, COG, and BR are invited to hang out with Dante on condition we bring pizza and 'babes'. Me and COG show up with the pizza, but Dante is disappointed claiming that it has anchovies. Before I can check for undesired toppings, Dante abruptly whips out Agni and Rudra and reduces my ass to confetti with his Million Slash.
Dante throws Rebellion into COG, pinning him to the wall. "Wanna see a trick?", Dante asks. He recalls Rebellion, and the boomerang motion strikes COG repeatedly. "Whoa! That was aweso-", COG tries to exclaim before falling to the ground as human pepperoni slices.
BR shows up late explaining that he couldn't find any babes because there weren't enough in the game. Dante calmly gets up to turn on his jukebox, which, to his disappointment, doesn't work. Requiring an outlet for his frustration, he simply decides to steamroll BR into oblivion with the defective jukebox.
Following all this, Dante breaks the fourth wall and takes the last words of mine and COG's deaths out of context, using HIM as a pizza topping and me as a party favor.
Originally posted by Sacred 117
Sacred 117, COG Veteran and BloodRain vs. Dante (Devil May Cry)This takes place in DMC3 time.
Me, COG, and BR are invited to hang out with Dante on condition we bring pizza and 'babes'. Me and COG show up with the pizza, but Dante is disappointed claiming that it has anchovies. Before I can check for undesired toppings, Dante abruptly whips out Agni and Rudra and reduces my ass to confetti with his Million Slash.
Dante throws Rebellion into COG, pinning him to the wall. "Wanna see a trick?", Dante asks. He recalls Rebellion, and the boomerang motion strikes COG repeatedly. "Whoa! That was aweso-", COG tries to exclaim before falling to the ground as human pepperoni slices.
BR shows up late explaining that he couldn't find any babes because there weren't enough in the game. Dante calmly gets up to turn on his jukebox, which, to his disappointment, doesn't work. Requiring an outlet for his frustration, he simply decides to steamroll BR into oblivion with the defective jukebox.
Following all this, Dante breaks the fourth wall and takes the last words of mine and COG's deaths out of context, using HIM as a pizza topping and me as a party favor.
Originally posted by BloodRain
My only issue is that now Dante thinks I'm unable to pick up babes mhmm Emasculation is worse than death lol
Lol, I wasn't implying inability to score babes; I was implying that, by default, there weren't enough to work with. Lady was the only female of mention in DMC3, and I don't see her attending. Lol. Didn't mean any offense on your end, man. It was just for humorous sake.
Originally posted by Sacred 117
Haha, I know.Well, would you like to kill me? We're all fair game (I'd assume). The main requirement is that you die within your own scenario.
Sacred117 and ScreamPaste v.s.
Spoiler:
Princess Luna
The three of them sit on a couch with Gamecube controllers in front of them. They're playing Smash Bros. Sacred117 hunches over his in concentration, ScreamPaste is leaning back in the couch, clearly gassed out of his mind with an empty bottle of Bushmills Black Bush at his feet. He's barely looking at the screen. Princess Luna hovers her controller near her head with her telekinetic powers and glares holes into the television. The cause of her ire is immediately apparent.
Some cheating ****** gets better at Smash when he's drunk. Once humourously ranked in the top 20 Link players in 2009, he is sliding around the stage turning left to right as he moves and spamming his clawshot and projectiles in ways that don't have any pattern or sense behind them. It is working.
GAME.
The winner is... Li-
The entire living room is torn from the Earth and sent rocketing skyward. By the time it crashes into the moon Sacred117 and ScreamPaste's blood has already boiled due to lack of pressure. They are quite, quite dead. ScreamPaste maintains his obnoxious victory pose.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sacred117 and ScreamPaste v.s.Spoiler:
Princess LunaThe three of them sit on a couch with Gamecube controllers in front of them. They're playing Smash Bros. Sacred117 hunches over his in concentration, ScreamPaste is leaning back in the couch, clearly gassed out of his mind with an empty bottle of Bushmills Black Bush at his feet. He's barely looking at the screen. Princess Luna hovers her controller near her head with her telekinetic powers and glares holes into the television. The cause of her ire is immediately apparent.
Some cheating ****** gets better at Smash when he's drunk. Once humourously ranked in the top 20 Link players in 2009, he is sliding around the stage turning left to right as he moves and spamming his clawshot and projectiles in ways that don't have any pattern or sense behind them. It is working.
GAME.
The winner is... Li-
The entire living room is torn from the Earth and sent rocketing skyward. By the time it crashes into the moon Sacred117 and ScreamPaste's blood has already boiled due to lack of pressure. They are quite, quite dead. ScreamPaste maintains his obnoxious victory pose.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The setup was perfect! 🤣 🤣 🤣 I could definitely see that happening. I find myself wanting to challenge you at Smash now.