Vampire race (True Blood) vs. Goron race (TP)

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Vampire race (True Blood) vs. Goron race (TP)

All characters from both races from the tv series to the video game duke it out to the death. Everyone from Russell Edgington, Lilith, Godric, etc. to combat the meaty "fat men" from Zelda's lackluster game.

Fyrus soloes.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Fyrus soloes.
😂

As delusional as ever.

Vampires fight primarily in melee, and Fyrus is a giant fire monster. Just getting near him will set them on fire, not to mention his AoE fire blasts, and vampires don't like getting burned much. Plus, Fyrus has shown the strength to casually smash through stone pillars, and as Darbus punches through huge boulders.

Given standard Goron durability of tanking swords and bombs, plus volcanic eruptions, it's clear the vampires cannot hurt Fyrus. If they even get close enough to hit him they'll catch fire. One strike from Fyrus will crush a vampire and burn the remains.

It is nearly impossible for Fyrus not to solo.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Vampires fight primarily in melee, and Fyrus is a giant fire monster. Just getting near him will set them on fire, not to mention his AoE fire blasts, and vampires don't like getting burned much. Plus, Fyrus has shown the strength to casually smash through stone pillars, and as Darbus punches through huge boulders.

Given standard Goron durability of tanking swords and bombs, plus volcanic eruptions, it's clear the vampires cannot hurt Fyrus. If they even get close enough to hit him they'll catch fire. One strike from Fyrus will crush a vampire and burn the remains.

It is nearly impossible for Fyrus not to solo.

He is a slow moving target. TB also have tk at their disposal with Bilith. They also will never get tagged by someone so slow. Bill along pre Bilith would be a blur to a human let alone someone this big and slow. Acting like he cannot be hurt is also ridiculous since we seem him hurt. Not being killed does not mean invincible.

To hear you say he solos confirms my suspicions that Zelda fans are as insane as they come.

The TK displayed isn't strong enough to hurt Fyrus. Link hurting Fyrus with a sword is not the same as what the vampires are trying to do, as they have no real way to stop him from burning.

It does not matter how slow Fyrus is, as the vampires cannot attack him without setting themselves on fire, and their attacks won't damage him any way. They have no way to kill him, and even trying will get them killed.

How could they possibly take him?

Originally posted by The Scenario
The TK displayed isn't strong enough to hurt Fyrus. Link hurting Fyrus with a sword is not the same as what the vampires are trying to do, as they have no real way to stop him from burning.

It does not matter how slow Fyrus is, as the vampires cannot attack him without setting themselves on fire, and their attacks won't damage him any way. They have no way to kill him, and even trying will get them killed.

How could they possibly take him?

Guns, weapons, etc.

In the Tb universe they have access and use modern weaponry. This would be so easy to kill him it would be amusing.

Okay, how many vampires regularly use guns?

I don't think they have access to anything stronger than Link's bombs, which Gorons tank casually. Speaking of which, there are several Gorons who sell equipment, including said bombs as well as healing potions.

The Gorons stomp. but Fyrus really doesn't need the backup.

The vampires cannot harm the Gorons.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Okay, how many vampires regularly use guns?

I don't think they have access to anything stronger than Link's bombs, which Gorons tank casually. Speaking of which, there are several Gorons who sell equipment, including said bombs as well as healing potions.

The Gorons stomp. but Fyrus really doesn't need the backup.

Well, the problem is you don't watch the show and want to base everything around a few feats while ignoring anything else to come to the conclusion that Zelda character wins.

Since when have Gorons shown themselves immune to bullet fire ?

Based on what does Fyrus or a Goron ever touch a vampire ?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The vampires cannot harm the Gorons.
The Gorons can not ever touch a vampire. Prove Gorons are immune to modern weaponry and vampire strength.

Quan wins again.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Well, the problem is you don't watch the show and want to base everything around a few feats while ignoring anything else to come to the conclusion that Zelda character wins.

The problem is you don't answer questions asked of you. How many vampires have used modern weaponry on a regular basis?


Since when have Gorons shown themselves immune to bullet fire ?

Since they've been shown to be immune to bomb blasts.


Based on what does Fyrus or a Goron ever touch a vampire ?

Based on the vampires breaking all of their limbs the moment they attack a Goron.

A rock does not care how fast a mosquito is.

Originally posted by The Scenario
The problem is you don't answer questions asked of you. How many vampires have used modern weaponry on a regular basis?

Since they've been shown to be immune to bomb blasts.

Based on the vampires breaking all of their limbs the moment they attack a Goron.

A rock does not care how fast a mosquito is.

Enough times. Vampires use modern weaponry.

Abc logic. Do bombs travel with the same velocity as bullets ?

Wi has broken a limb attacking a Goron ?

They aren't entire made of rock. That's a mistruth.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Enough times. Vampires use modern weaponry.

Just saying that without an example? Really, they've used rifles and netguns from what I've seen.


Abc logic. Do bombs travel with the same velocity as bullets ?

Considering that bullets are propelled by an explosion, and that bombs are explosives, I'm going to say yes. You think a bullet could shatter a boulder?


Wi has broken a limb attacking a Goron ?

Nobody's tried to attack a Goron unarmed, so nobody.


They aren't entire made of rock. That's a mistruth.

Their flesh demonstrably more durable than rock.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The Gorons can not ever touch a vampire. Prove Gorons are immune to modern weaponry and vampire strength.
Gorons > Bombs and volcanic explosions. Tadah.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Gorons > Bombs and volcanic explosions. Tadah.
Abc logic. Not the same thing. You cannot prove your case.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Just saying that without an example? Really, they've used rifles and netguns from what I've seen.

Considering that bullets are propelled by an explosion, and that bombs are explosives, I'm going to say yes. You think a bullet could shatter a boulder?

Nobody's tried to attack a Goron unarmed, so nobody.

Their flesh demonstrably more durable than rock.

Thats because you have not seen that much True Blood.

I think a bullet can pierce flesh. Gorons are comprised of flesh.

So no examples yet you still claim it. Interesting.

Incorrect but prove it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Abc logic. Not the same thing. You cannot prove your case.

Oh look, Quan's ignoring feats again. Volcanic explosions > Bullets and vampire fists, this is not debatable.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Oh look, Quan's ignoring feats again. Volcanic explosions > Bullets and vampire fists, this is not debatable.
abc logic. Bullets travel at a much greater rate of speed.

Just because someone may be immune to fire that doesn't mean you can't cut their throats. 😆