Originally posted by COG VeteranThe Link in question did all of the following things, back to back;
If Link was to ever say anything along those lines to Ash, he would punish him like [insert child dominated by religious fanatic parents here]
-Soloed an army
-Beat the hell out of a massively class 100 speedy-brick.
-Bested Demise one to one in physical combat, a demon who could shake an entire valley while weakened and fight Hylia to a standstill, a goddess capable of affecting the whole planet with her power.
My two cents. 131
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The Link in question did all of the following things, back to back;-Soloed an army
-Beat the hell out of a massively class 100 speedy-brick.
-Bested Demise one to one in physical combat, a demon who could shake an entire valley while weakened and fight Hylia to a standstill, a goddess capable of affecting the whole planet with her power.My two cents. 131
Ash throw your two cents into the well filled with deadites from AoD.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The Link in question did all of the following things, back to back;-Soloed an army
-Beat the hell out of a massively class 100 speedy-brick.
-Bested Demise one to one in physical combat, a demon who could shake an entire valley while weakened and fight Hylia to a standstill, a goddess capable of affecting the whole planet with her power.My two cents. 131
I'm not sure, but I believe Ash did the first one as well. Either way, I (as usual) applaud your Zelda knowledge, as well as the fact that (unlike me) you can take this seriously. Lol.
Originally posted by COG Veteran
By rubbing in the fact that he's had three legendary films while Link has had none 🙁
No. Instead, he has a long-standing, still ongoing legendary video game series that has achieved a greater prolific status. The title (The Legend of Zelda) says it all. 💃 Whereas, Ash's time has passed, and he doesn't get the attention he deserves anymore. 🙁 Welcome to 2013.
Originally posted by COG Veteran
Ash throw your two cents into the well filled with deadites from AoD.
Loltastic. 😆 Too bad he didn't take that opportunity to wish for victory, or to have his career restored. Both of which he could've asked for, but only one of which was remotely possible. His neglect to make that request makes me sad. 🙁
Originally posted by Sacred 117
I'm not sure, but I believe Ash did the first one as well. Either way, I (as usual) applaud your Zelda knowledge, as well as the fact that (unlike me) you can take this seriously. Lol.No. Instead, he has a long-standing, still ongoing legendary video game series that has achieved a greater prolific status. The title (The [B]Legend
of Zelda) says it all. 💃 Whereas, Ash's time has passed, and he doesn't get the attention he deserves anymore. 🙁 Welcome to 2013.Loltastic. 😆 Too bad he didn't take that opportunity to wish for victory, or to have his career restored. Both of which he could've asked for, but only one of which was remotely possible. His neglect to make that request makes me sad. 🙁 [/B]
Ash's time has passed cuz he's vanquished evil from this world, whereas Link just can't seem to get the job done 🙁
He wished for someone named Quan to give Zelda fans hell on a daily basis. Lo and behold it worked! Go Ash go!
Originally posted by COG Veteran
Ash's time has passed cuz he's vanquished evil from this world, whereas Link just can't seem to get the job done 🙁He wished for someone named Quan to give Zelda fans hell on a daily basis. Lo and behold it worked! Go Ash go!
"Evil will always look for a foothold in this world." - Gandalf
So no, he hasn't. He just got lazy and stopped doing it. Link, on the other hand, has done his job again and again and again. When evil comes back, he kicks the shit out of it. Link has no quit in him. 🙂 He is 'heroic' epitomized. 🤘
That's tragic. 🙁 I'd have preferred Ash to make his return. I guess his ambition was little. 🙁 I expected more of him. *nods disapprovingly*
Originally posted by Sacred 117
"Evil will always look for a foothold in this world." - GandalfSo no, he hasn't. He just got lazy and stopped doing it. Link, on the other hand, has done his job again and again and again. When evil comes back, he kicks the shit out of it. Link has no quit in him. 🙂 He is 'heroic' epitomized. 🤘
That's tragic. 🙁 I'd have preferred Ash to make his return. I guess his ambition was little. 🙁 I expected more of him. *nods disapprovingly*
Gandalf was refering to middle Earth. Not 80s Earth lol. Gandalf would break a hip trying to replicate Ashs feats.
Don't be a Link apologist. Ash accomplished wiping out evil faster and quicker than Link. He should sign up for the BADASS class that Ash teaches. It would help him 🙂
Originally posted by COG Veteran
Gandalf was refering to middle Earth. Not 80s Earth lol. Gandalf would break a hip trying to replicate Ashs feats.Don't be a Link apologist. Ash accomplished wiping out evil faster and quicker than Link. He should sign up for the BADASS class that Ash teaches. It would help him 🙂
Then Ash should find his way to Termina and do the shit Link has done AS MANY TIMES AS HE'S DONE IT.
I hope you're not basing this on run times? Either way, Link faced the greater evil, one of planetary level at that, and he still bested it. As said, let's see Ash do the same. THEN we'll talk.
Originally posted by Sacred 117
Then Ash should find his way to Termina and do the shit Link has done AS MANY TIMES AS HE'S DONE IT.I hope you're not basing this on run times? Either way, Link faced the greater evil, one of planetary level at that, and he still bested it. As said, let's see Ash do the same. THEN we'll talk.
Ash has a life now. Termina means nothing to him.
Ash defeats evil with a chainsaw and shotgun. he doesn't need magic.
Originally posted by COG Veteran
Ash has a life now. Termina means nothing to him.Ash defeats evil with a chainsaw and shotgun. he doesn't need magic.
Right. Which is why I'm still waiting to hear from him after the 80s, but whatevs. He can refuse the challenge if he wishes. What a "lively" course of action that be. Link will just take over and rock face... again. 😄
Doesn't need it, or is unworthy of wielding it? uhuh Let's see what good conventional weaponry does versus one with type-4 immortality. That's gonna be f**kin' hilarious. haermm
Originally posted by Sacred 117
Right. Which is why I'm still waiting to hear from him after the 80s, but whatevs. He can refuse the challenge if he wishes. What a "lively" course of action that be. Link will just take over and rock face... again. 😄Doesn't need it, or is unworthy of wielding it? uhuh Let's see what good conventional weaponry does versus one with type-4 immortality. That's gonna be f**kin' hilarious. haermm
Link HAS to rock face cuz he can't put evil down like Ash can. Once Ash says "Groovy", its all downhill for the enemy from that point on. 😉
Ash has fought the undead. Immortal beings pose no threat to him.
Originally posted by COG Veteran
Link HAS to rock face cuz he can't put evil down like Ash can. Once Ash says "Groovy", its all downhill for the enemy from that point on. 😉Ash has fought the undead. Immortal beings pose no threat to him.
Then he can tell that to Ganondorf; see how far THAT gets him.
Then he can tell that to Ganondorf; see how far THAT gets him.
Originally posted by Sacred 117
What don't you understand about "type-4 immortality"? It is defined as being "granted by a god or given by virtue of godhood, and can only be overridden by a god of higher status".
What don't you understand about "throw up and die"? Ash does a victory pose over Ganon's dessicated corpse. Or they could just have a headbanging competition. Which ash still wins.
Originally posted by COG Veteran
What don't you understand about "throw up and die"? Ash does a victory pose over Ganon's dessicated corpse. Or they could just have a headbanging competition. Which ash still wins.
The problem with that: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE (except by way of being repeatedly hacked with the Master Sword). Curious. How is this headbanging competition judged?