Khan Vs Robocop

Started by Lestov169 pages

You haven't even seen all of the evidence. The 3 seasons you watched and the little bit of stuff mentioned on here doesn't nearly comprise all of Jack Bauer's feats. You'll notice that people who have seen the entirety of 24 say Jack wins, while the people who haven't (like yourself) say McClane does.

considering all his random fateful run-ins with terrorists, including having 2 of christmases ruined, i would argue that mcclain has considerably bad luck 🙂

Bauer does what it takes McClane an entire film to do in 2 hours. Hell, Bauer's actually done DH in the White House, which means he's a better John McClane than John McClane!

Nah.

McClane kills 10+ and wipes out terrorists in those 2 hrs, whereas for the first bunch of seasons of 24 hardly anyone is killed and it takes them 24 hrs to do it.

Let's just agree to disagree as always, before we drive this thread off-topic for 20 pages. I'll just end on saying that no matter who is better between McClane and Bauer, their daughters need to have lesbian sex, and it needs to be filmed.

Fair enough.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'll just end on saying that no matter who is better between McClane and Bauer, their daughters need to have lesbian sex, and it needs to be filmed.

McClane's baby girl will dominate in that scenario, just as she would in an actual fight. She owned a super-powerful shapeshifting alien creature in The Thing, while Bauer's daughter's best achievement is being a glorified broad in TGND.

BDSM. GodKiller, you kinky bastard.
That being stated wouldn't Bauer's daughter dominate since she has the porn experience?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

You confuse 'trolling' someone with 'returning their insults and putting them right on their 100% inaccurate claims' in Quanchi's case. He came here to troll and bragged continually about it. Hes fair game, because as mentioned already he totally invites it.

You are correct, sir.

A: Tough match. RoboCop is obviously tougher but Khan might be able to outmaneuver him. I'd lean towards Murphy being able to inflict pain on Khan before the opposite.
B: RoboCop. Khan wasn't a bullet-timer.
C: Again, RoboCop is a premier marksman. Giving him any firearm is giving him a HUGE advantage.

Re: Khan Vs Robocop

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Scenario A:

(Nu)Khan faces down with Robocop at OCP towers, they fight Hand to hand, two augmented guys duke it out at max strength.
Both can use melee/h2h range weapons if found/shown as standard armament for them.

Scenario B:

Same setting, both are armed. Robocop gets to use any weapon or equipmentpiece he is shown using. Khan gets the best of Robocop Universe handheld armaments.

Scenario C:

Both have Phasers.

So who wins?

A) Robocop, once he gets a grip on Khan, it's over. Only way is if Khan runs away and manages to find something that can take Robocop down quickly.

B) Robocop. The only way I see Khan winning this is if shoots Robocop from a great distance with the Cobra Assault Cannon via surprise attack.

C) Likely Robocop, the advantage of armor (if it was ST😮S or TNG phasers, the armor wouldn't matter at all), 100% accuracy due to targeting systems and super-speed reaction times.

Also laughing at people calling Robocop slow, the cyborg is aware and fast enough to pluck bullets out of the air as seen in that shitastic flick Robocop 3.

Re: Re: Khan Vs Robocop

Originally posted by Robtard
A) Robocop, once he gets a grip on Khan, it's over. Only way is if Khan runs away and manages to find something that can take Robocop down quickly.

B) Robocop. The only way I see Khan winning this is if shoots Robocop from a great distance with the Cobra Assault Cannon via surprise attack.

C) Likely Robocop, the advantage of armor (if it was ST😮S or TNG phasers, the armor wouldn't matter at all), 100% accuracy due to targeting systems and super-speed reaction times.

Also laughing at people calling Robocop slow, the cyborg is aware and fast enough to pluck bullets out of the air as seen in that shitastic flick Robocop 3.

Agreed.

And yeah that watered down tripe that was 3 was indeed awful.

He's slow in the transitory sense. His reaction speed is excellent.

Originally posted by Lestov16
BDSM. GodKiller, you kinky bastard.
That being stated wouldn't Bauer's daughter dominate since she has the porn experience?

Nope. McClane's daughter has the gore experience which trumps the whore experience.

What does gore have to do with lesbian sex? Do you have a menstruation fetish we don't know about?

In any act of the sexual variety(including the male-fantasy lesbian type) the physically more powerful specimen dominates the weaker one.

McClane's daughter has proven herself as the superior of Bauer's kid. She will likewise dominate her in nearly every scenario irrespective of whether it's a street fight or in the bed.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You've lost it, Suzie.

Yeah now get "baaaaa-ing", flossy. Soon the man with the shears will be along to give you a nice haircut.

Khan wins. Quit trying to derail topic.

Khan loses, flossy.

Ragequit more.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Khan loses, flossy.

Ragequit more.

Khan has already beat this guy once. Watch the film, yahoo tourist.

Considering you have not answered a point at all with your last 2 hissy fits quan, perhaps you should be the one proving your case.