Create a character to defeat mine.

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Re: Create a character to defeat mine.

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
Characteristics,

Strength of an engaged Hulk

Is he about to get married?

Its Family Man Hulk, duh.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Changing the rules? I`ll pick Surfer instead then. Supes loses 1000/10.
Read the opener 😉

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Original, the one who can break the 4th wall and threaten his own writers into creating stories where he can win.

Also, add Animal Man.

So I now have:
Deadpool
She-Hulk
Animal Man
Lobo.

Shall I keep going?

You see I think he would beat all of those.... Animal Man under the right conditions could win... When he channelled a Sun Eater for instance. Lobo, nah the last time they fought Lobo was knocked into orbit.... Anyway, it seems he's not even Lobo.

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
You see I think he would beat all of those.... Animal Man under the right conditions could win... When he channelled a Sun Eater for instance. Lobo, nah the last time they fought Lobo was knocked into orbit.... Anyway, it seems he's not even Lobo.

Read my post 😉

Re: Re: Create a character to defeat mine.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Is he about to get married?

Ha, perhaps.

Head of Ultron

Hands of Ultron

Body of Ultron

I'll call him Ultron

Originally posted by pym-ftw
Head of Ultron

Hands of Ultron

Body of Ultron

I'll call him Ultron

Depends on the Ultron and some are way above herald, like Annihilation Ultron. Female Ultron gets her shit pushed, she struggled with a guy who could barely lift a S.H.I.E.L.D. carrier.

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
You see I think he would beat all of those.... Animal Man under the right conditions could win... When he channelled a Sun Eater for instance. Lobo, nah the last time they fought Lobo was knocked into orbit.... Anyway, it seems he's not even Lobo.

Animal Man has already beaten a Superman clone:

Lobo will do this:

She-Hulk will do similar.

Deadpool, goes without saying.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Animal Man has already beaten a Superman clone:

Lobo will do this:

She-Hulk will do similar.

Deadpool, goes without saying.

Unfortunately though, fake Lobo has been found out and I believe is going to have been delusional.... Scary, I loved him too. As for Deadpool, his psychosis goes without saying. She Hulk..... hmmm, female hormonal imbalance.. maybe? Superman clone's are 100 a penny.

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
Unfortunately though, fake Lobo has been found and I believe is going to have been delusional.... Scary, I loved him too. As for Deadpool, his psychosis goes without saying. She Hulk..... hmmm, female hormonal imbalance.. maybe?

Unfortunate for whom?

I am using pre-Flashpoint Lobo, so nuLobo doesn't exist.

Deadpool can do this:

She-Hulk can also threaten her writers.

Sorry, looks like your character loses, and badly, once my characters break the 4th wall into our reality, and make it so they win.

Good game.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Unfortunate for whom?

I am using pre-Flashpoint Lobo, so nuLobo doesn't exist.

Deadpool can do this:

She-Hulk can also threaten her writers.

Sorry, looks like your character loses, and badly, once my characters break the 4th wall into our reality, and make it so they win.

Good game.

Ahh but what you forget is when it comes to the fourth wall we have conflict in comics. For instance we have a different kind of fourth wall in FF and all things coming from Superman... Sorry, you're sorry. :-)

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
Ahh but what you forget is when it comes to the fourth wall we have conflict in comics. For instance we have a different kind of fourth wall in FF and all things coming from Superman... Sorry, you're sorry. :-)

FF? they're not in this. You will have to show that the 4th wall in FF is different - after all, I can show you that they are the same....Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, for example, absolutely DO exist in the same reality as Keith Giffen, and Grant Morrison. If you can show that Kirby and Lee are from a different reality than Giffen, by all means, show it.

Really didn't think that through, did you?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
FF? they're not in this. You will have to show that the 4th wall in FF is different - after all, I can show you that they are the same....Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, for example, absolutely DO exist in the same reality as Keith Giffen, and Grant Morrison. If you can show that Kirby and Lee are from a different reality than Giffen, by all means, show it.

Really didn't think that through, did you?

You see what you're missing is they never really break the fourth wall. They go to a 2 dimensional depiction of a panel beyond a panel. It's always happened in comics, Flash and Pre Crisis used to do it all the time. They never met the real people. Do you believe Lobo really comes here and meets a comic creator? You are getting confused with a plot device......

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
You see what you're missing is they never really break the fourth wall. They go to a 2 dimensional depiction of a panel beyond a panel. It's always happened in comics, Flash and Pre Crisis used to do it all the time. They never met the real people. Do you believe Lobo really comes here and meets a comic creator? You are getting confused with a plot device......

I am so happy you brought that up....

As it is I who is creating the storyline for this forum fight, my guys win, by using their 4th wall powers. That is to say, they go to their 2D depiction of a panel beyond a panel, where YOUR character, 'Superman', is unable to follow, and crushes him.

Thanks for playing.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I am so happy you brought that up....

As it is I who is creating the storyline for this forum fight, my guys win, by using their 4th wall powers. That is to say, they go to their 2D depiction of a panel beyond a panel, where YOUR character, 'Superman', is unable to follow, and crushes him.

Thanks for playing.

Read, the stips, I'd say they was reality warping..... wouldn't you?

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
Read, the stips, I'd say they was reality warping..... wouldn't you?

Nope! Hah. As it isn't reality warping in the way Odin, for example, does it.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Nope! Hah. As it isn't reality warping in the way Odin, for example, does it.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

It's still reality warping. The way Odin does it isn't the same as Proteus. If reality is warped, it's warped, no matter how.

Flawless Logic...

Originally posted by Turkey Pie
It's still reality warping. The way Odin does it isn't the same as Proteus. If reality is warped, it's warped, no matter how.

Flawless Logic...

But what is reality warping? No where have I ever seen their powers described as thus. You will of course need to provide proof that what they're doing is considered reality warping. If you can't, well....you lose, obviously.

Otherwise, I can argue that according to 'reality', there is no such thing as a guy who fly, and therefore, every time anyone else in here gives their character the power of flight, it's warping reality.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
But what is reality warping? No where have I ever seen their powers described as thus. You will of course need to provide proof that what they're doing is considered reality warping. If you can't, well....you lose, obviously.

Otherwise, I can argue that according to 'reality', there is no such thing as a guy who fly, and therefore, every time anyone else in here gives their character the power of flight, it's warping reality.

Ahh, you could indeed argue that. However, someone flying in Marvel and DC is common. I think the easy way we can define all reality warpers, is using cheat codes to the actual fabric of the panels of the page.