Thor vs Palpatine

Bloodlusted deathmatch in Madison Square Garden
Even though Thor will be using whatever unethical tactics he has to, Mjonir will still work for him
They start 50 feet apart
Who takes this?

Thor breaks him in half.

Wouldn't force lightning be useless against Thor?

Also, wouldn't Palps be unable to force push Thor because Thor is holding the hammer and, therefore, is unable to move Thor (this has never applied in the comics but is something that has bothered me...).

A human wearing a suit made of metal was able to push through force-lightning...I doubt Thor will even feel it.

Originally posted by Silent Master
A human wearing a suit made of metal was able to push through force-lightning...I doubt Thor will even feel it.

Sounds like I need to watch the rest of Clone Wars...

(Is that where that's from?)

Originally posted by dadudemon
Sounds like I need to watch the rest of Clone Wars...

(Is that where that's from?)

Darth Vader when he killed Palpatine, hell Luke also survived getting hit with it for an extended time.

Thor sticks Mjolnir up Palpatine's ass.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Darth Vader when he killed Palpatine, hell Luke also survived getting hit with it for an extended time.

Oh, that's what you meant. I assumed "human" meant non-force-sensitive.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh, that's what you meant. I assumed "human" meant non-force-sensitive.

Why, isn't not like being force-sensitive makes someone more durable.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Why, isn't not like being force-sensitive makes someone more durable.

Well, that's not the general consensus of the MvF: being a force user makes you loads more durable and stronger.

That wasn't the angle I was taking, though. I was assuming that a regular old human (possibly a clone) in a metal suit that was specifically made to resist force lightning was being employed in The Clone Wars and this metal suit nullified the telekinetic pushing abilities of force lightning, as well.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, that's not the general consensus of the MvF: being a force user makes you loads more durable and stronger.

That wasn't the angle I was taking, though. I was assuming that a regular old human (possibly a clone) in a metal suit that was specifically made to resist force lightning was being employed in The Clone Wars and this metal suit nullified the telekinetic pushing abilities of force lightning, as well.

Really, what are some of their durability feats that show this....because Luke appeared to have regular durability, what with him being injured, operated on and almost dying of hypothermia.

That and weren't most of the Jedi's killed with regular attacks during order 66?

Movie Palpatine is f.ucking toast. TOAST.

EU Palpatine I think would win handily against MCU Thor, but EU feats aren't allowed in this forum, so it's moot.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Really, what are some of their durability feats that show this....because Luke appeared to have regular durability, what with him being injured, operated on and almost dying of hypothermia.

That and weren't most of the Jedi's killed with regular attacks during order 66?

Yes, but to be fair, Palpatine was using the Dark Side of the Force to basically block out or weaken everyone else's power over it.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Yes, but to be fair, Palpatine was using the Dark Side of the Force to basically block out or weaken everyone else's power over it.

I thought he was just using it to cloud their minds....where was it stated that it made them weaker and less durable?

Palpatine decapitates Thor and does this:

Originally posted by Silent Master
Really, what are some of their durability feats that show this....because Luke appeared to have regular durability, what with him being injured, operated on and almost dying of hypothermia.

That's not my argument so I won't make it. I believe Robtard made a pretty decent argument for it. If he actually shows his ass up, maybe he can fill us in.

Edit - Sadako and Jaden, too.

Originally posted by Silent Master
That and weren't most of the Jedi's killed with regular attacks during order 66?

Blaster Bolts seem pretty effective at killing force users and non-force users, alike.

Originally posted by Robtard
Palpatine decapitates Thor and does this:

Explain how Jedi and/or Sith exhibit superhuman durability.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's not my argument so I won't make it. I believe Robtard made a pretty decent argument for it. If he actually shows his ass up, maybe he can fill us in.

Edit - Sadako and Jaden, too.

Blaster Bolts seem pretty effective at killing force users and non-force users, alike.

Explain how Jedi and/or Sith exhibit superhuman durability.

Yet IIRC blaster bolts did very little damage to the walls/euipment they hit during the movies...like say during the capture of Leia or the escape from the DS or Cloud City...Thor on the other hand tanked the Bi-Frost explosion with zero visible damage. same with Iron-man's energy blasts.

Also, Luke getting hit by a couple of slow moving objects in his fight with Vader appeared to hurt...so if he does have above human level durability, it's on the low end.

Force users are more durable to blunt for trauma than regular humans, not sure if the ability is passive or not though.

Anyway, Thor oneshots him.

In Episode 3, Obi-Wan was launched 40+ feet across a room at high speed, slammed into a metal walkway hard enough to dent the metal(probably durasteel), fell about a dozen feet to the floor, then had that walkway(hundred of pounds at least) dropped on his legs. He was ko'd, but aside from that he was perfectly fine.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Yet IIRC blaster bolts did very little damage to the walls/euipment they hit during the movies...like say during the capture of Leia or the escape from the DS or Cloud City...Thor on the other hand tanked the Bi-Frost explosion with zero visible damage. same with Iron-man's energy blasts.

What they (blaster bolts) do is inconsistent. In some scenes, they leave a small crater in metal. In others, just a burn mark. Some chalk that up to different materials but I believe I have found inconsistencies in that in A New Hope (when they are escaping the Death Star).

I said all that to say this: the Star Wars movies are inconsistent with a lot of shit.