Thor vs Palpatine

Started by dadudemon13 pages
Originally posted by FrothByte
Thor should be careful not to allow Palpatine to get close. Those Sith are fast as hell. Of course, considering Thor's AOE and ranged attacks that shouldn't be too much of a problem.

I'm sure that if Palps got in close, Thor would pick him up, bite off his head, drink the blood squirting out from his neck, throw down Palp's headless body, and exclaim, "I'LL HAVE ANOTHER!"

Originally posted by Silent Master
Can the movie lightsabers even cut Thor considering his durability feats?

I dont see why not. Being able to take vast blunt force is quite different than a blade that cuts through nearly everything.

Palps never showed any speed feats, he was slow as f*ck yet he managed to kill 3 Jedi 2 with the slowest reflexes in the galaxy facepalm

Originally posted by DTM
I dont see why not. Being able to take vast blunt force is quite different than a blade that cuts through nearly everything.

Except, Thor also has multiple feats of withstanding energy attacks, like Iron-man's repulsor beams, the Bi-Frost explosion, blast from Odin's spear etc.

Didn't the lightsabers take a decent amount of time to cut through a blast door?

They never actually cut through it...I mean they started to melt it away I guess but then they got attacked by droids and had to run for it

Originally posted by Silent Master
Can the movie lightsabers even cut Thor considering his durability feats?

Good question. Considering how long it took the lightsabers to cut through the blast doors, I'd say that yes they can hurt Thor, but they probably won't be able to cut through him. Maybe give him a whole load of flesh wounds.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Explain how Jedi and/or Sith exhibit superhuman durability.

Why you non sequituring it up? What I said has nothing to do with superman durability. But I'll entertain your non sequitur anyways, cos I am kind. Force users seem to be far more durable than a regular human, but I can't see Palpatine surviving a direct hit from Mjolnir.

Anyhow, Thor loses his head here and a headless Thor = a Palpatine win 🙂

Rob, you don't know anything about anything, and the next time I see you I'm gonna punch you right square in the mouth.

Originally posted by Mindset
Rob, you don't know anything about anything, and the next time I see you I'm gonna punch you right square in the mouth.

I know Thor's a big blowhard dumbass who likes to get in and smash shit with his big hammer, this is his MO in Thor, Avengers and likely will be in Thor 2; when he goes in to turn Palpatine into Sith custard with a grunty swing, Palpatine cuts him into little itty bitty Asgardian bits 🙂

Only IIRC movie lightsabers have never cut anything with Thor's level of durability.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Only IIRC movie lightsabers have never cut anything with Thor's level of durability.

They easily pierced through heavy blast doors, Qui Gon Jinn had no problem stabbing his sabre in. FFW to 1:24 & 1:44 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEAc1ot7w_g

On the other hand, Thor's super-duper durability leans heavily towards blunt force trauma, as 4 inch blade easily pierced his armor and his flesh.

All things point to a sabre piercing Thor and him making a stupid face before he dies.

A Lightsaber isn't a sharp magical bladed weapon, it's an energy weapon and Thor has several great feats against energy.

Originally posted by Silent Master
A Lightsaber isn't a sharp magical bladed weapon, it's an energy weapon and Thor has several great feats against energy.

Fair enough.

Which 'energy feats' are you thinking of that dictate Thor could tank an energy blade of concentrated hyper-intensive heat?

Standing in his own lightning strike during the Destroyer scene is one.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Standing in his own lightning strike during the Destroyer scene is one.

Lighting is absolutely in no way greater or equal to a lightsabre:

-Thor's lighting just did superficial damage to the Iron Man suit, while I doubt you'd argue that the IM suit could withstand a blow from a lightsabre.

-We can also safely conclude that lightning would do absolutely nothing to those blast doors aboard the trade federation ship.

Lightning strikes are supposed to be able to generate heat at 54,000 degrees Fahrenheit and Thor stood in that strike for several seconds.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Lightning strikes are supposed to be able to generate heat at 54,000 degrees Fahrenheit and Thor stood in that strike for several seconds.

Do you think IM could tank a hit from a sabre?

Do you think lightning could melt those blast doors on the trade fed ship in Ep1?

If Thor's lightning strike lasted the same length time as the sabers were in contact with the doors, yes.

Thor wins at range or in melee.

Palpatine has no feats to suggest he can blitz Thor, and Thor has many feats that suggest he can create a cyclone to suck Palpatine inside, rendering him helpless, then igniting it to blow him up.

Palpatine's blitz against 3 Jedi Masters says he can move pretty quickly.