JesusIsAlive Thread I Invite You To Heaven

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Are you talking about Jesus?

You must be talking about Jesus.

Yes, that sounds like Jesus to me.

No one is divine, including Jesus.

...and neither was Jesus.

You are the one worshiping a human being. I am simply learning from very smart people, over time. Buddhas are all around us. Even you are a Buddha, but you are currently asleep. One day you will wake up.

No, I'm a Christian.

A Buddha is a person on his/her way to Hell.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t587086.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=586713&pagenumber=7#post14512113

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510871 (click here if you can handle the Truth)

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510888

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t587049.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=14510387#post14510387

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=14510685#post14510685

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510714

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510772

Hell is not a place you go when you die. However, if you read this thread, you will be in hell.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Hell is not a place you go when you die. However, if you read this thread, you will be in hell.

You've been lied to.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t587086.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=586713&pagenumber=7#post14512113

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510871 (click here if you can handle the Truth)

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510888

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t587049.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=14510387#post14510387

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=14510685#post14510685

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510714

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510772

Only by you.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Only by you.

No, by the devil.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t587086.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=586713&pagenumber=7#post14512113

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510871 (click here if you can handle the Truth)

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510888

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t587049.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=14510387#post14510387

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=14510685#post14510685

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510714

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510772

Personifications are not real.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Personifications are not real.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t587086.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=586713&pagenumber=7#post14512113

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510871 (click here if you can handle the Truth)

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510888

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f80/t587049.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=14510387#post14510387

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=14510685#post14510685

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510714

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=587086&pagenumber=1#post14510772

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You've been lied to.

So, the Greek gods are real?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Is heaven really youtube?

No, Heaven is a place.

You and everyone reading this thread are invited.

See you all there!

🙂

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
No, Heaven is a place.

YouTube video

Heaven is Robtard tonguing my assh0le while he hums this song.

Good job, you just made baby Jesus cry.

Originally posted by Impediment
Heaven is Robtard tonguing my assh0le while he hums this song.

Since you are clearly Zoidberg and he is McClane, this is the worst slash fiction ever written.

Everyone's a ****ing critic.

McClane can rim Zoidberg while Artoo pounds McClane from behind using that little metal probe of his. And then the bees...

Don't tense up, it'll only hurt worse.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

Don't tense up, it'll only hurt worse.

Thanks, now your ruined Star Wars for me.

Don't lie, Lucas did that for you a long time ago...

Amen.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Does anyone ever go to this links?

Evidently, my views keep going up!

🙂