Why???

Exhibit B:

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Come to Miami. When the rest of the country is freezing, we're still dressed in shorts and drinking mimosas.

Edit: Exhibit A:

Florida: Either you're a Cuban, gator, or waiting to die in retirement.

Or as Rob points out, desperate to kill black people.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
But electromagnetism keeps our atoms together. Electron orbitals can hug.

And you were thinking of the strong nuclear force.

/outpedanted

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Florida: Either you're a Cuban, gator, or waiting to die in retirement.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Or none of those things, just awesome. (Though I am part gator, which explains how I can snap a man's arm off with my jaw strength)

I like you and Florida is part of the South, so I'm convinced.
Alabama ain't too far out either! YEY!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I like you and Florida is part of the South, so I'm convinced.
Alabama ain't too far out either! YEY!

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Or none of those things, just awesome. (Though I am part gator, which explains how I can snap a man's arm off with my jaw strength)

I immediately thought of some kind of gator hybrid tearing through an elderly trailer park.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
My hometown is an hour's drive from Alabama, but unfortunately very far from Miami.

YES! YES! Pffft, Miami. Alabama's where it's at, with the drawl and the pick up trucks and such. Yes. Coming over, brace yerself!

Omega, if you have any drugs or booze in your house, you won't anymore once lilb's been there for a few minutes.

No, she converted back to Islam. Booze is verbotten.

Originally posted by BackFire
Omega, if you have any drugs or booze in your house, you won't anymore once lilb's been there for a few minutes.

Heed this advice, Omega.

Hide yo, drugs, hide yo booze and hide yo food cos im consumin' everything out here!

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
No, she converted back to Islam. Booze is verbotten.

I'm sure she can get that rule changed.

Of course I can. I am the prophetess of Allah. (in case I forgot to mention this)

Makes sense, since the last prophet seems to have also been a drugged out and drunken sexual deviant, just with worse titties.

Allah is all about party and sex and occasional murder. Unlike your Christian God who's all hippish, holding passive aggressive signs at protests.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Of course I can. I am the prophetess of Allah. (in case I forgot to mention this)

Then I have a list of enemiesinfidels I need fatwa'd. Hook me up.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Allah is all about party and sex and occasional murder. Unlike your Christian God who's all hippish, holding passive aggressive signs at protests.

I was told it was constant murder. I'm going to have to reconsider my conversion.

I'm sure the marital rape license and allowed necrophilia will sway you.

But I do those things anyways.