Jack Reacher versus John McClane

Started by Lestov1618 pages

Still wanking McClane ❌. Do you never learn? Maybe some day. You are so close to enlightenment, but your McLove blinds you. You must release it.

No sir. Factor in McClane's feats, factor in what his body has survived and realize a 5'3" man couldn't break him.

Wake from your dream and join us in the light, son.

Your point has already been rebutted Robtard.

so.. McClane the unkillable versus a dwarf..

simply put McClane survives any punch Reacher hits him with, then gets one shotted by McClane

The only way McClane wins this is through exaggeration.

You know... like saying Reacher is 5'3" and McClane is unkillable...

Originally posted by FrothByte
The only way McClane wins this is through exaggeration.

You know... like saying Reacher is 5'3" and McClane is unkillable...

Tom Cruz who played Reacher is indeed 5'3". I know a guy who stood right next to him for a movie preview, the man is a nigh midget. He also wasn't playing the brute the character is in the books on screen.

No one said McClane is unkillable, just that he's survived many things that would have killed a normal human many, many, many times over.

McClane's got his ass kicked by a girl, Reach wins.

Originally posted by Robtard
Tom Cruz who played Reacher is indeed 5'3". I know a guy who stood right next to him for a movie preview, the man is a nigh midget. He also wasn't playing the brute the character is in the books on screen.

No one said McClane is unkillable, just that he's survived many things that would have killed a normal human many, many, many times over.

Reacher has survived like 15 Books.

Originally posted by Robtard
Tom Cruz who played Reacher is indeed 5'3". I know a guy who stood right next to him for a movie preview, the man is a nigh midget. He also wasn't playing the brute the character is in the books on screen.

No one said McClane is unkillable, just that he's survived many things that would have killed a normal human many, many, many times over.

Prove he is 5 foot three. Prove something. Anything.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Prove he is 5 foot three. Prove something. Anything.

Remember the bigger they are the harder they fall.

Originally posted by Supra
Remember the bigger they are the harder they fall.
Reacher would chop the big man down. Go Reacher go.

Originally posted by Robtard
Tom Cruz who played Reacher is indeed 5'3". I know a guy who stood right next to him for a movie preview, the man is a nigh midget. He also wasn't playing the brute the character is in the books on screen.

No one said McClane is unkillable, just that he's survived many things that would have killed a normal human many, many, many times over.

Tom Cruise is somewhere around 5'7". No way is he 5'3". Anyone who's 5'3" on screen would be instantly recognizable as tiny. Like I said, exaggeration.

McClane doesn't have the skill to beat Reacher. Sure he's tough, but that won't win him the fight if he can't even hit Reacher.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Tom Cruise is somewhere around 5'7". No way is he 5'3". Anyone who's 5'3" on screen would be instantly recognizable as tiny. Like I said, exaggeration.

McClane doesn't have the skill to beat Reacher. Sure he's tough, but that won't win him the fight if he can't even hit Reacher.

Robtard just makes shit up all the time. He's just a harmless troll.

Tom Cruise Proof on height

https://www.google.com/search?q=tom+cruise+height&oq=tom+cruise+he&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.4953j0j9&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=91&ie=UTF-8

Originally posted by Supra
Tom Cruise Proof on height

https://www.google.com/search?q=tom+cruise+height&oq=tom+cruise+he&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.4953j0j9&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=91&ie=UTF-8

Rob is shot down and a liar.

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Not as if it matters, because we've already seen McClane lose in H2H to Nikita Mears, a person of smaller mass. The entire idea of height advantage=win is kind of silly.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Rob is shot down and a liar.

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Bruce Willis height

https://www.google.com/search?q=bruce+willis+height&oq=bruce+willis+he&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.3741j0j4&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=91&ie=UTF-8

A 5'7" bad ass takes down a 6'0'' slim jim any day.

Originally posted by Supra
Bruce Willis height

https://www.google.com/search?q=bruce+willis+height&oq=bruce+willis+he&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.3741j0j4&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=91&ie=UTF-8

A 5'7" bad ass takes down a 6'0'' slim jim any day.

If a shorter, weaker woman crushes Brucey then Cruise eviscerates him.

Originally posted by quanchi112
If a shorter, weaker woman crushes Brucey then Cruise eviscerates him.

Jack would have ass raped that woman in more ways then one.

Originally posted by Supra
Jack would have ass raped that woman in more ways then one.
Jack would have taken his shirt off and seduced her. Bruce can't even save his own pathetic marriage.