Jack Reacher versus John McClane

Started by Supra18 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
Jack would have taken his shirt off and seduced her. Bruce can't even save his own pathetic marriage.

Yea his wife is a crazy *****, his daughter is a hell spawn, Jack beds down every woman he meets and has a trail of happy tears behind him of all his lovely affairs.

Originally posted by Supra
Yea his wife is a crazy *****, his daughter is a hell spawn, Jack beds down every woman he meets and has a trail of happy tears behind him of all his lovely affairs.
Reacher does the right thing whereas McClane does the selfish thing. The guy even sucker shots women.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Reacher does the right thing whereas McClane does the selfish thing. The guy even sucker shots women.

Yea Jack would never punch a woman.

Originally posted by Supra
Yea Jack would never punch a woman.
All he needs is to remove his shirt and they can't help themselves.

Originally posted by Supra
Tom Cruise Proof on height

https://www.google.com/search?q=tom+cruise+height&oq=tom+cruise+he&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.4953j0j9&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=91&ie=UTF-8

That's his publicized height cos he's an egomaniac. He's about 5'3" in person.

It's well known that he's tiny and often uses props and/or camera angles in his film to make him appear taller. Vanilla Sky, Jerry MaGuire, Knight and Day. Do some research, kid.

Originally posted by Robtard
That's his publicized height cos he's an egomaniac. He's about 5'3" in person.

It's well known that he's tiny and often uses props and/or camera angles in his film to make him appear taller. Vanilla Sky, Jerry MaGuire, Knight and Day. Do some research, kid.

Where is your proof ? You don't have any just more baseless claims from the sad clown.

Tom Cruise is Not. That. Short.

OK, so no one's saying that 5-foot-7 is tall or anything, but, for as long as we can remember, Cruise's height has been a hot topic of conversation. Which is particularly amusing because we don't recall anyone mentioning anything about Robert Downey Jr. or Javier Bardem's stature. Yet, they too stand 5-foot-7.

You're floored? You had no idea? We know. So, because we could come up with plenty of A-list stars and action movie icons who stand exactly as tall as the Top Gun, a few small inches taller or, in some cases, slightly shorter, and because there's simply so much else to talk about when it comes to the "Oblivion" star, we've created a Hollywood Height Chart. It should lay this argument to rest so you can leave T.C. alone once and for all.

Well, on this issue, at least.

Originally posted by Robtard
Tom Cruz who played Reacher is indeed 5'3". I know a guy who stood right next to him for a movie preview, the man is a nigh midget. He also wasn't playing the brute the character is in the books on screen.

No one said McClane is unkillable, just that he's survived many things that would have killed a normal human many, many, many times over.

Tom Cruise is 5'7", lol.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Tom Cruise is 5'7", lol.
Every site you go to says as much but Robbie with his naked eye can spot a 5'3" guy when he sees one.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Where is your proof ? You don't have any just more baseless claims from the sad clown.

Tom Cruise is Not. That. Short.

OK, so no one's saying that 5-foot-7 is tall or anything, but, for as long as we can remember, Cruise's height has been a hot topic of conversation. Which is particularly amusing because we don't recall anyone mentioning anything about Robert Downey Jr. or Javier Bardem's stature. Yet, they too stand 5-foot-7.

You're floored? You had no idea? We know. So, because we could come up with plenty of A-list stars and action movie icons who stand exactly as tall as the Top Gun, a few small inches taller or, in some cases, slightly shorter, and because there's simply so much else to talk about when it comes to the "Oblivion" star, we've created a Hollywood Height Chart. It should lay this argument to rest so you can leave T.C. alone once and for all.

Well, on this issue, at least.

TL;DR

Originally posted by NemeBro
Tom Cruise is 5'7", lol.

I know someone who worked security for him and stood right next to him. About 5'3".

Well I knew a guy who gave him a blowjob and he swears he was 7'11".

Originally posted by Robtard
TL;DR
Concession accepted.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Well I knew a guy who gave him a blowjob and he swears he was 7'11".

Except my story is true and isn't bragging.

Originally posted by Robtard
I know someone who worked security for him and stood right next to him. About 5'3".
Hahaha because a guy you know swears he is 5'3". Two guys I know swears he is 5'7".

Winner: Quanchi.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Concession accepted.

Originally posted by Robtard
Except my story is true and isn't bragging.
Proof ?

Rob hangs with celebrities.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Proof ?

Rob hangs with celebrities.

Reading comprehension fail yet again. Take a couple deep breaths, relax and go re-read what I actually said, not what you imagine 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Reading comprehension fail yet again. Take a couple deep breaths, relax and go re-read what I actually said, not what you imagine 🙂
Yeah, guys you know work with him. You can't prove he is 5 foot three and no one believes you. You're embarrassing yourself. Multiple sites say he is five foot seven.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yeah, guys you know work with him.

You can't prove he is 5 foot three and no one believes you. You're embarrassing yourself. Multiple sites say he is five foot seven.

Reading comprehension fail yet again. You didn't calm yourself and re-read what I actually said.

I understand you have a man-crush on Tommy, but sorry, he's only about 5'3" in person 🙁

Originally posted by Robtard
Reading comprehension fail yet again. You didn't calm yourself and re-read what I actually said.

I understand you have a man-crush on Tommy, but sorry, he's only about 5'3" in person 🙁

Saying he five foot seven is stating what his known height. You acting like he is four inches shorter without any proof is just more clownish tactics because you're upset he loses to Reacher.