The Batman and Spider-Man swap cities. Who fares better against the other'senemies?

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Senor Cage Senior Member

Nick is king

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Oh look, an explanation as to why Batman doesn't kill Joker:

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

Batman is more idiotic than flat earthers.

Khazra Reborn Champion of Midgard

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Oh look, an explanation as to why Batman doesn't kill Joker:

Wow, that's really bad.

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It gets worse, lol. Batman is now infected.

carthage PLEASE PROTECT ME STONES

Bruce would get eaten alive in random encounters without plot power

Meanwhile Peter would steamroll all of Bruce’s unless they have prep

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Originally posted by carthage
Bruce would get eaten alive in random encounters without plot power

Meanwhile Peter would steamroll all of Bruce’s unless they have prep

So what you're saying is, under the thread stips, Batman does better 👆

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Oh look, an explanation as to why Batman doesn't kill Joker:

Bats could just remote control a giant robot to do the job for him.

There are thousands other ways, too.

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

He could also shoot him into the sun with a rocket, but knowing DC it would result in a Joker gas version of Solaris.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by Parmaniac
He could also shoot him into the sun with a rocket, but knowing DC it would result in a Joker gas version of Solaris.

😂

Yeah, so true.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Batman is more idiotic than flat earthers.
That exact scenario is how the issue ends. Joker kills himself and Jokerzies Batman.

Bentley Seitei
Originally posted by Parmaniac
He could also shoot him into the sun with a rocket, but knowing DC it would result in a Joker gas version of Solaris.

Are you secretly a DC writer?

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

@Phil

My problem is Batman believing this, if he did a scan on Joker that confirms it it would be different.

Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Bla bla.

Never doubt the bat-instinct.

Sin I AM Madame Mort

Damn where'd all the Batman hate come from

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Parm's hated Batman since the beginning.

Spiderfags always hate him, as he rapes Parker in all versus threads, even though he has no superpowers.

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC
Originally posted by Philosphía
Philosophía "The devil made me do it"

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Parm's hated Batman since the beginning.

Spiderfags always hate him, as he rapes Parker in all versus threads, even though he has no superpowers.

Parm is jealous Batman taps Talia's desert ass and beats hordes of Ra's Akhbar Ghuls, while he stands every day staring in fear outside his bedroom window.

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Damn where'd all the Batman hate come from
That is a natural counter reflex for moronic Batgod shit (caused by the usual suspects).

Sin I AM Madame Mort

Originally posted by Parmaniac
That is a natural counter reflex for moronic Batgod shit (caused by the usual suspects).

Yea but he's no Mary sue. Mary Sues fix the issues they encounter permanently. Batman continues to struggle and fail every issue. If he were a mary sue then gotham would be a utopia