Superman vs Voldermort

Started by quanchi11222 pages

Originally posted by The Spleen
Lol, Superman flies WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY faster than a broomed wizard. You're beaten, don't make me destroy you.
And far slower attacks have hit him before so my point still stands. This isn't a race and if it was, apparition. 😂

Originally posted by Psychotron
Sidious doesn't need some faggy incantation to use his powers and he's faster, Voldo has no chance. Superman can annihilate the planet if he wants, Voldo can't even defeat an infant.
The guy who has clear posture problems and a skin deformity isn't that quick. Voldemort is more powerfuland has abilities that would make the guy with the burned face very envious.

Voldemort beat Harry later on. Someone had to die for him to protect him aka context.

😂

Originally posted by Psychotron
Because he's a superior Dark Lord.
No, he isn't. He is downright pathetic compared to Voldemort.

Palpatine is a known coward.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, he isn't. He is downright pathetic compared to Voldemort.

Palpatine is a known coward.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The guy who has clear posture problems and a skin deformity isn't that quick. Voldemort is more powerfuland has abilities that would make the guy with the burned face very envious.

Voldemort beat Harry later on. Someone had to die for him to protect him aka context.

😂

Sidious actually conquered an entire galaxy and exterminated his enemies. Voldermort couldn't even handle the wizards on one measly little planet.

Sidious TKs/fries Voldo as soon as the fight starts. Easy win for Sids.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Sidious actually conquered an entire galaxy and exterminated his enemies. Voldermort couldn't even handle the wizards on one measly little planet.

Sidious TKs/fries Voldo as soon as the fight starts. Easy win for Sids.

Palpatine hid behind others, lied, and begged for his life against Windu. What a coward.

Like walked away from his torture season like it was even easier than a sunburn. I bet the next shower he took didn't even hurt.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Palpatine hid behind others, lied, and begged for his life against Windu. What a coward.

Like walked away from his torture season like it was even easier than a sunburn. I bet the next shower he took didn't even hurt.

Hah! Voldo had to hide on some guy's head because he didn't have the strength to beat an infant. Sidious defeated Yoda, the most powerful Jedi in the Order.

"Like"? You getting nervous Quan? You're starting to make typos.

It should be noted Sidious allowed himself to lose to steer Anakin further towards his side

And it's not like losing to Windu makes him weak, given Windu could slap the shit out of anyone in HP in 1v1 fights

Originally posted by StealthRanger
It should be noted Sidious allowed himself to lose to steer Anakin further towards his side

And it's not like losing to Windu makes him weak, given Windu could slap the shit out of anyone in HP in 1v1 fights

It's to bad Windu lost, he was uber as hell. Pissed me off.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Hah! Voldo had to hide on some guy's head because he didn't have the strength to beat an infant. Sidious defeated Yoda, the most powerful Jedi in the Order.

"Like"? You getting nervous Quan? You're starting to make typos.

He needed the power to resurrect his own body which he got. He crushed Harry in OOTP.

Palpatine hid behind his men. Like always. Palpatine got his ass handed to him by Windu. Yoda is an embarrassment.

iPad.

Originally posted by StealthRanger
It should be noted Sidious allowed himself to lose to steer Anakin further towards his side

And it's not like losing to Windu makes him weak, given Windu could slap the shit out of anyone in HP in 1v1 fights

Completely inaccurate and made up. Palpatine lost. Plain and simple.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He needed the power to resurrect his own body which he got. He crushed Harry in OOTP.

Palpatine hid behind his men. Like always. Palpatine got his ass handed to him by Windu. Yoda is an embarrassment.

iPad.

And then lost. Couldn't even conquer one measly planet while Sids crushed a galaxy and ruled for decades.

He hid behind no one. We all know he faked losing to Windu to corrupt Anakin. Yoda, the Grandmaster of Jedi Order is a joke? Yeah right, go back to wanking your little wand to Voldemort.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Hah! Voldo had to hide on some guy's head because he didn't have the strength to beat an infant. Sidious defeated Yoda, the most powerful Jedi in the Order.

"Like"? You getting nervous Quan? You're starting to make typos.

😂

Quan can only use the iPad he stole from one of his victim's because he's too poor to own a computer.

Originally posted by Psychotron
And then lost. Couldn't even conquer one measly planet while Sids crushed a galaxy and ruled for decades.

He hid behind no one. We all know he faked losing to Windu to corrupt Anakin. Yoda, the Grandmaster of Jedi Order is a joke? Yeah right, go back to wanking your little wand to Voldemort.

And it should be mentioned he's come back to life several times after he died. And continued waging war on the New Republic

Hell, it's even implied (or stated, been years since I read) in the novel that Sidious was steering Anakin to his side

Originally posted by Lestov16
Vold gets his head incinerated .002 milliseconds into the fight, before Vold can even think the AK spell

Why was this thread not over in at best 3 pages?

@Lestov

Because quan won't let his no nosed inbred voldemort die.

It's because Vold lost his nose in Quan's ass trying to give him a rimjob.

Originally posted by Lestov16
😂

Quan can only use the iPad he stole from one of his victim's because he's too poor to own a computer.

Maybe his mum will finally buy him one for his 16th birthday.

Well he's 35 (supposedly), but since his mind is clearly retarded by about 20 years,... yep. It will technically be his 16th birthday.

Originally posted by Psychotron
And then lost. Couldn't even conquer one measly planet while Sids crushed a galaxy and ruled for decades.

He hid behind no one. We all know he faked losing to Windu to corrupt Anakin. Yoda, the Grandmaster of Jedi Order is a joke? Yeah right, go back to wanking your little wand to Voldemort.

Voldemort never begged for his life or hid behind his other men.

He hid behind Anakin. He begged on his backside like a girl. No, Lucas denied that. He lost straight up. Windu defeated him prior.

Yoda is a joke compared to Windu.

Originally posted by Lestov16
😂

Quan can only use the iPad he stole from one of his victim's because he's too poor to own a computer.

I have an iPad and a pc, homeless guy.