Shook Ones, Part Digi (The End)

Started by StiltmanFTW8 pages
Originally posted by SamZED
Or am I missing some major context of their discussion?

Yes, you are. The Best of Digi (April edition):

Originally posted by Digi
Just gotta get the porch monkey tendencies out of you and you'll be set.
Originally posted by Digi
You know, I've never used the word n*gger to describe someone, because I realize the cultural weight it entails. But it might actually be warranted in this situation.
Originally posted by Digi
Ah, the jungle bunny returneth. Welcome back.
Originally posted by Digi
So...they let the monkey out of it's cage.

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Originally posted by kgkg
Oh my I missed A lot?

You have no idea.

Now kiss.

??? What even is this?

Digi vs. Delph, greatest KMC event of this month.

Originally posted by Digi
😂

I think we know what this means...

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Also, 5'7", about 150. Delph would have reach, likely. I'd need speed and/or a better chin for brawling up close.

we don't like your kind around here

WTF? Accounts got hacked again?

unfortunately not

Just wow

Reported for spamming. 👆

Originally posted by Digi
😂

I think we know what this means...

YouTube video

Also, 5'7", about 150. Delph would have reach, likely. I'd need speed and/or a better chin for brawling up close.

5' 10'', 160lbs and love me some groundwork.

I'd tap that ass Digi

Yours too Delph.

Dang after reading up on the oft thread I'm blown away... All my years here I've seen craziness here before but nothing like this.. ❌

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Well, Delphi is quite a bit bigger. Whether that translates into fighting skill or not remains to be seen. He's mostly hype at this juncture.

Though if he whips out his magnum it could be all over.

I'll say split for now

Yeah but Delph is fighting for honor, and all black people. His rage for truth will gain him the upper hand.

Your move sissy boy.

Hmm.

I'd back Delph. Digi may be trained as a boxer, but Delph's weight and the fact that the OP didn't specify an arena means it's a street fight. So those boxing skills mean jack shit.

Those boxing skills mean Digi would be punching Delph in the nose two to three times for every one clumsy punch Delph got in.

If they're on the street Delphs just gonna rush. Digi won't get the chance to throw a punch before he's on his back being ground'n'pounded.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
If they're on the street Delphs just gonna rush. Digi won't get the chance to throw a punch before he's on his back being ground'n'pounded.

Such underestimation of a boxer 👆

If he's even got moderate training, he's going to be hitting him much harder than Delph is comfortable with, and his reflexes are trained much better than Delphs. Delph rushing in head first is asking for a quick ko.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Those boxing skills mean Digi would be punching Delph in the nose two to three times for every one clumsy punch Delph got in.
One hit from a magnum is all it takes. 👆

Originally posted by Damborgson
Such underestimation of a boxer 👆

If he's even got moderate training, he's going to be hitting him much harder than Delph is comfortable with, and his reflexes are trained much better than Delphs. Delph rushing in head first is asking for a quick ko.

Such overestimation of a boxer. Unless Delph runs in chin-first at the pace of a snail, Digi won't be landing a KO. This fights going to go to ground and Delph has Digi's number there.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Such overestimation of a boxer. Unless Delph runs in chin-first at the pace of a snail, Digi won't be landing a KO. This fights going to go to ground and Delph has Digi's number there.

There's no such thing as overestimation of a boxer if the fight starts on their feet. He doesn't have to be Tyson, with even moderate training his body will be reacting quicker than a blind head first charge will.

If however Delph doesn't falter and eats a punch or three and manages to drag Digi to the ground, there could be a nasty dejavu moment in store for the Grand Wizard.

Originally posted by Damborgson
There's no such thing as overestimation of a boxer if the fight starts on their feet. He doesn't have to be Tyson, with even moderate training his body will be reacting quicker than a blind head first charge will.

If however Delph doesn't falter and eats a punch or three and manages to drag Digi to the ground, there could be a nasty dejavu moment in store for the Grand Wizard.

Considering the rarity of one-punch KO's, I'd say Delph has little to worry about. As long as his chin's tucked in as charges, this fight is his to lose.