Ten Reasons Why the PT is Objectively Crap

Started by UCanShootMyNova4 pages

I remember that thread. It was a great roast session.

Did you ever made a thread about me? mmm

You seem like a likely candidate. At once point you were my most hated person on here. ( Other most hateds have been Beenieboi, Ant and Wolf ).

All of whom I'm on at least ok terms with now ( Beenieboi is a wild card ).

Syn, you're a Low-Testosterone fuggot who gets way too upset over things.

(I'm serious about the testosterone thing, you should really get your hormone levels checked out)

It's probably because I Jack it too often.

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
It's probably because I Jack it too often.

You should really stop that. Apparently abstention helps with mood, energy levels, weightloss, etc etc.

I originally started up a near constant masturbation cycle cause I thought it would help me lose weight. 🙁

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
It's probably because I Jack it too often.

lol @the capital J

🙂

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
I originally started up a near constant masturbation cycle cause I thought it would help me lose weight. 🙁

Nah man. Is this serious lol?

Ejaculation directly increases prolactin, which converts testosterone to DHT.
Abstinence from masterbation increases T-levels, which is one of the best hormones for loosing weight.

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I wish I could go back in time to warn myself not to read this last page.

PT is horrible indeed.

OT is gold.

This thread got bumped, but not by me -_-

Originally posted by YousufKhan1212
This thread got bumped, but not by me -_-

Nah it was one of your alt's

Got my trainee to watch episodes 1-6 (not in that order). And she loved the whole saga. Her favourite is between Empire and Sith, and least favourite ANH (because it's outdated). But she just loved the entire saga and can't stop going on about it.

Point is when people didn't wait a generation between trilogies (expecting to get the same feeling again they did watching it as kids, then being disappointed when they didn't feel that), and when they're not indoctrinated with this idea that "you must hate the Prequels", then they don't make that distinction between the trilogies and just enjoy the entire story.

The PT was shit because it was shit. Alone, the films TPM and ATOC wouldn't have survived without the Star Wars branding.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Got my trainee to watch episodes 1-6 (not in that order). And she loved the whole saga. Her favourite is between Empire and Sith, and least favourite ANH (because it's outdated). But she just loved the entire saga and can't stop going on about it.

Point is when people didn't wait a generation between trilogies (expecting to get the same feeling again they did watching it as kids, then being disappointed when they didn't feel that), and when they're not indoctrinated with this idea that "you must hate the Prequels", then they don't make that distinction between the trilogies and just enjoy the entire story.


Intellectual capacity to recognize quality storytelling comes with maturity and exploration.

PT saga offers ample enjoyment but is far from quality storytelling.

OT saga is renowned in the sense that Episode IV was a major leap in Sci-Fi storytelling from earlier efforts and Episode V was/is a masterpiece. Episode VI was relatively lacking in quality (the Ewoks part was unnecessary) but capped the story with satisfactory outcome.

Point?

Star Wars [is] enjoyable on the whole but not quality storytelling in large part.

Episode 3 was solid imo, but regardless, 'd say TCW and the eu stuff in general more than make sup for the failings of 1 and 2

Originally posted by Ursumeles
Will you finish this? 🙂

I forgot I wrote this. At the time, I had a job with net access and a lot of downtime. Now, I post on KMC while waiting for Steam to patch.

Originally posted by relentless1
thats the whole point of Yoda character in the PT, he's SUPPPOSEd to be vastly different and arrogant because thats what the Jedi were, thats why they were so easily defeated; they suffered from the same hubris that Yoda does, this is why in the OT he is a humble master... he's been humbled.... its a pretty easy arc to follow if you open your eyes

So Yoda became a quirky, likable trickster mentor because he had to move into a crappier place and lost a fight because of lacking a handrail?

Okay.