Thoughts at the moment.

1. If only concert tickets are pickable like the fruits on the trees then we don't have to ****ing struggle to buy one.

2. I remembered when my teacher told me, "At the end of this pen is an airhead." I replied back, "Clearly, there are two ends so which end again?"

3. It was World Teachers' Day and we're about to have skit and I'm the assigned member to become the teacher since I'm good at ad-libbing. My line was, "Okay class, bring out your book and open it to whatever page. Read some shit or whatever." Gaah! I'm a terrible person.

4. I watch Don't Mess with the B- in the Apartment 23 and I just found it funny. Hope they do another series.

5. I thought about myself being an author, but definitely I will be a part of the roster of charater-killing-authors. LOL.

I see

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Life sucks and is unfair.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
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My pussys wet.,.just kidding..... i wish. Uh its so dry down there its full of poop. My life is boring and let me tell u ive done some crazy things to make it more funner. Honestly i feel like putting on a dress and buying a wig and pretending to be a girl for fun...right fun...lol

What the what? 😂

I woke up because i had a bad dream which i suddenly forgot. I am so disappointed w myself i feel like a boy still not yet a man. Okay i make stupid choices, i havent followed any of the advice i was given. Secretly i want to die, ive pushed the limites thats why im so sexual. I just want change. Tony robbins says make a list, ive made mine in my head, enough life ur so boring it kills! If only i reflected who im truely ment to be.

Went campin' with both my besties. Jumped off a 70 foot cliff into the quarry. Landed right this time so no busted lip from looking down. I was great.

We smoked sativa and I drank whisky mixed with pineapple juice mixed with tequila.

So then we went and I was beyond wasted like never before.

So me and my one bestie the MMA fighter who likes to start shit went out lookin drunk stupid and it was lightning and it was night time now. And he started askin' this ex-army "Wanna box" so shit was on then cause he said he was gonna piss in a fire.

I knew what I had to do, did my best to diffuse the situation but out of the blue they put ME in a headlock.

Everyone who knows me knows more well than my besties knows this is not good. But my besties don't know that much about me.

So yea let him put me in the hold that cuts of circulation to the head and the other dude was strangling my friend and since we started it security told us to **** off.

So later I blacked out my other bestie told me I was mumbling in our tent and saying things but I didn't remember.

Thats my first black out.

This morning I wake up and there're fingernail scratches on my right hand and all down my left arm and those ****ers, at lik 6:10 am when everyone was still sleepin', come to find out, those five ****ers who ganged up on me and my one bestie had high-tailed it out of there.

I know what happened, I waited till everyone was asleep, snuck in a tent, found my choker, and I strangled his ass with a look in my eyes like this:

YouTube video

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Ginger and Mary Ann are the last two castaways left alive on that island...🙁

I wouldnt go back there oneness, they probably have ur picture posted everywhere..ha lol.

Originally posted by Oneness
Went campin' with both my besties. Jumped off a 70 foot cliff into the quarry. Landed right this time so no busted lip from looking down. I was great.

We smoked sativa and I drank whisky mixed with pineapple juice mixed with tequila.

So then we went and I was beyond wasted like never before.

So me and my one bestie the MMA fighter who likes to start shit went out lookin drunk stupid and it was lightning and it was night time now. And he started askin' this ex-army "Wanna box" so shit was on then cause he said he was gonna piss in a fire.

I knew what I had to do, did my best to diffuse the situation but out of the blue they put ME in a headlock.

Everyone who knows me knows more well than my besties knows this is not good. But my besties don't know that much about me.

So yea let him put me in the hold that cuts of circulation to the head and the other dude was strangling my friend and since we started it security told us to **** off.

So later I blacked out my other bestie told me I was mumbling in our tent and saying things but I didn't remember.

Thats my first black out.

This morning I wake up and there're fingernail scratches on my right hand and all down my left arm and those ****ers, at lik 6:10 am when everyone was still sleepin', come to find out, those five ****ers who ganged up on me and my one bestie had high-tailed it out of there.

I know what happened, I waited till everyone was asleep, snuck in a tent, found my choker, and I strangled his ass with a look in my eyes like this:

YouTube video

Then he drank a hundred bears, downed two bottles of vodka, and kicked the shit out of a group of twenty three guys with one hand tied behind his back and balancing a bone china plate on his nose.

Or none of this happened.

I hate to think what they do to the poor chickens to get powdered eggs...

Charlie the Starkist tuna's a sell out.
He used to fight for his people NOT to be hunted down and eaten.
Now he shills the product, the corpses of his own kind.

I wonder if its the same Jack in all the nursery rhymes/stories.
Went up a hill, a bean stalk, could eat no fat, was nimble....

Does anyone still use the word spaz any more or is it just me? Words that die i wonder where they go, funny how each generation comes up with new words. Chill man, cillin, chillaxing...like totally, totally, right on, for sure, yeah man...

I use spaz.
This does NOT put you in the hippest of company. 😉

Take a week off masturbation and I bet she'll be happy with your performance. For one, your testosterone will be 49% higher than normal. Then pop a Viagra and she'll be in heaven, for a much longer period of time at that.

All's well that ends well!