Denton Van Zan vs Forest Gump

Jenny horny as always is out on a date with Denton Van Zan and they are making out in the car.

Forest the great and jealous guy he is, not happy about this and proceeds to intervene and pull him out of the car for a fist fight.

Who wins?

Is it raining like in the scene from the movie?

Originally posted by Impediment
Is it raining like in the scene from the movie?

You bet

idk who DEnton Van Zan is, but Gump ftw. Maybe

denton gets his ass handed to him, gets mad, runs into traffic and kills himself rather than face defeat.

Gump rapestomps. Borders on spite

Originally posted by Lestov16
Gump rapestomps. Borders on spite

Please, give the guy some credit, he beat up Bale pretty good.

Gump shitstomps

Let's be serious for a moment.

Gump beats The Flash in a race
Gump beats Reeves supes at flying
Gump beats Hannibal Lector at eating people livers
Gump beats the cookie monster at eating cookies
Gump only gets beat from Chuck Norris and John McClane at stuff.

These are facts.

Lol

Zan stomps.

What do you base that on?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan stomps.

Dude forest is a warrior and true bad ass, Van Zan stands no chance.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Gump shitstomps

That should be someone's name.

Originally posted by Robtard
What do you base that on?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Dude forest is a warrior and true bad ass, Van Zan stands no chance.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Forest is a runner and a former ping pong champion. Zan mauls him.

Forest would run him down and slap him in the face with the pong.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Forest would run him down and slap him in the face with the pong.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Forest is going to need more braces for his legs after the dragon killer gets done with him.

He's got superior strength, stamina and strength. 100% retard strength.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Reign of Fire.

You might want to watch RoF again and open your eyes this time, cos what Van Zan did to Quinn (next to nothing) is nothing compared to the beat-downs Forest did.

Forest also has superior damage soak, as he took a bullet in Nam yet keep going. ie you lost another thread.