2014 FIFA World Cup thred

At the moment I'm watching Holland vs Costa Rica. I'm an early riser, though I'm not a great soccer (football) fan.

I hate the divers (they get a penalty when they fall - it's like drama school).

GOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLL KLOSE!!!

😐

Goodbye, Brazil.

I hope the Brazilians don't riot.

Oh....my....God.

What's going on? 5 goals in 15 minutes?

Those 3 in 3 were ridiculous.

Holy crap I fear for the Germans lives. They should hold back haermm

God damn it, Muller...up by 5 and you still flop.

You'd think Brazil were playing with 8 men or something.

8 drunken men

Who'd lost interest in playing...

This is an inexcusable loss for Brazil.

No team should lose its ability to play the game with the loss of its captain and star player. That doesn't begin to explain what happened to Julio Cesar, one of the best goalies of the tournament, who's been unreliable at best tonight.

Bardock is probably having a pleasure stroke now.

His balls and heart might have simultaneously exploded at that 5th goal.

6:0. Poor Brazil getting eviscerated.

7-0

The question now, can Germany make it 10-0 in the next 11 mins.

One thing is safe to say, no Brazilian player is getting laid tonight.

Originally posted by Robtard
7-0

The question now, can Germany make it 10-0 in the next 11 mins.

One thing is safe to say, no Brazilian player is getting laid tonight.

Oh man, this actually reminds me of Portugal vs. N. Korea in the 2010 World Cup. I'm pretty sure that one went 7-0 as well.

Yeah, it did.

I don't like anal-rape matches like this. They're not much fun to watch and I just end up feeling bad for the loser and their fans.

edit: Germany totally gave BRA that goal.

It did seem like everyone besides Boateng decided not to defend, and he did half heartedly.