The Red Viper vs The Mountain MVF Style

Started by quanchi1128 pages

Oberyn showed off with his initial spear twirling to the crowd. He then showed off by taunting Gregor during the fight for his confession.

Ps. Nemebro, calm down.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You are either with me or you're with him.

YOU ARE QUAN.

Could he have then? Care validating that claim?

I am right you are wrong and please calm down. If people have to teach you what showboating is you are t smart enough to debate this topic. It went on the entire fight. Oberyn toyed with the dumb brute. If he just goes for the kill he carves up the dumb brute anyways.

He might be dead already from the looks of it and he showboated his ass off. Mountain was an utter disappointment.

He won the duel though.

People might be confusing the showboating he did before the fight to show off to Tywin, Cersei, Mace, Jamie and the crowd in general.

I'd also argue that Oberyn definitely wasn't showboating the time he got kicked down and the time he got tossed.

Originally posted by NemeBro
He won the duel though.
With showboating and pulling his weapon out of Clegane. Context. What an embarrassing showing for the Mountain.

Let's recap the Mountain now shall we.

Loses a joust to a homosexual.
Kills a horse to display his dominance.
Hound easily stalemates the man child.
Oberyn carves him up and despite toying with him and pulling a weapon out of his chest still had to lie there and play possum as he played the crowd.

Mountain is such a shitty pawn. Tywin owns his dumbass.

Originally posted by Robtard
People might be confusing the showboating he did before the fight to show off to Tywin, Cersei, Mace, Jamie and the crowd in general.

I'd also argue that Oberyn definitely wasn't showboating the time he got kicked down and the time he got tossed.

He showboated during the fight and pre fight. No one is confusing anything, Robbie.

Originally posted by quanchi112

Loses a joust to a homosexual.
Bigot.

Stop speaking to me.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He showboated during the fight and pre fight. No one is confusing anything, Robbie.

So you're saying Oberyn planned on getting kicked and tossed those two times to impress others? I strongly disagree.

You're going to want to watch the fight again and pay attention to the duel aspects.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Bigot.

Stop speaking to me.

That is a fact. Don't be upset of that awesome fact.

Poor brokeback Mountain.

Originally posted by Robtard
So you're saying Oberyn planned on getting kicked and tossed those two times to impress others? I strongly disagree.

You're going to want to watch the fight again and pay attention to the duel aspects.

I am saying that is showboating. Showboats don't plan on losing but they are overly confident and feel they can do things like that because of their supreme confidence.

I did. He spoke to him the entire fight trying to get a confession aka showboating. He put on a show.

It's pretty funny that people think Oberyn was showboating after being kicked in the chest and sent sprawling four meters backward.

YouTube video

@2:33

knocks Gregor's helmet off, could have ran up and stabbed him in the back of the head... he didn't, instead he asked Gregor to confess.

@2:53

treats Gregor like a big dumb bull; again, Oberyn could have ran up and stabbed him in the back on the head... he doesn't.

he gets a new spear after that, but he could have easily picked up the broken part and killed Gregor with it. He was clearly faster than Gregor and could have simply dodged any attacks.

Showboating, being stupid, being reckless, being arogant, being stubborn... call it what you want, Oberyn could have killed Gregor multiple times, but didn't. The point is, if Oberyn actually fought to kill Gregor, instead taunting him, Gregor would have had zero chance of breaking his spear, or "winning" the fight.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It's pretty funny that people think Oberyn was showboating after being kicked in the chest and sent sprawling four meters backward.
So in your world if he isn't showboating every millisecond of the fight then he isn't showboating ? Should he have pulled his penis out of his pants and pissed on the Mountain too ? What that be showboating ?

Please seek help. You make no sense

Originally posted by marwash22
@2:33

knocks Gregor's helmet off, could have ran up and stabbed him in the back of the head... he didn't, instead he asked Gregor to confess.

He could have tried you mean. Like Gregor could have run up on Oberyn when he kicked him to the floor and didn't.

treats Gregor like a big dumb bull; again, Oberyn could have ran up and stabbed him in the back on the head... he doesn't.

Uh, both weren't facing each other, so no, he couldn't have just run backwards and stabbed Gregor backwards, like you're implying.

he gets a new spear after that, but he could have easily picked up the broken part and killed Gregor with it. He was clearly faster than Gregor and could have simply dodged any attacks.

If you believe that then there is no helping you.

You think Oberyn could have killed Gregor with a broken spear? 😬

Dodged any attacks? Like he dodged his kicks and throws? Only now he doesn't have a weapon with a lot of reach to fight Gregor with. He'd die.

Showboating, being stupid, being reckless, being arogant, being stubborn... call it what you want, Oberyn could have killed Gregor multiple times, but didn't. The point is, if Oberyn actually fought to kill Gregor, instead taunting him, Gregor would have had zero chance of breaking his spear, or "winning" the fight.

Gregor could have killed Oberyn multiple times as well, but didn't, either due to poor choreography or fights just not playing out in any certain way.

But the notion that a near-weaponless Oberyn could kill Gregor is insane. Calm down.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So in your world if he isn't showboating every millisecond of the fight then he isn't showboating ? Should he have pulled his penis out of his pants and pissed on the Mountain too ? What that be showboating ?

Please seek help. You make no sense

No one even brought up cocks, but you have to force Oberyn's penis into your post...

I won't even make a joke about this. Your sick obsession is self-evident.

Originally posted by marwash22
he doesn't do the showboating that caused his spear to be broken, and instead uses his superior speed and skill to slash his legs up, etc.

duh...

Not sure why people are missing this.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am saying that is showboating. Showboats don't plan on losing but they are overly confident and feel they can do things like that because of their supreme confidence.

I did. He spoke to him the entire fight trying to get a confession aka showboating. He put on a show.

Sorry, getting kicked and tossed was not in Oberyn's plans, he's way too much of a pompous man to willingly allow that to happen, especially in front of people he despises. Gregor happened to catch him and Oberyn happened to be lucky enough that Gregor was too slow (and Oberyn is fast) to capitalize on those two moments of momentary vulnerability.

Neme, stop lying because Gregor made you wet.

i think you're only on Gregor's side because you don't want to agree with Quan.

heh.

i highly doubt anyone actually likes ser gregor.

Originally posted by marwash22
Neme, stop lying because Gregor made you wet.

i think you're only on Gregor's side because you don't want to agree with Quan.

heh.

Neme's been dick-riding Gregor since S1. We've had debates concerning Gregor and Sandor(the true brute badass) long ago. His wetness seems legit.