Big Bad VLAD vs Thanos...

Started by TheLordofMurder8 pages

Originally posted by abhilegend
Which Thanos can't exploit? A 20 times amped DOS DD would beat the living phuck out of Thanos alone.

OP specified that they are all vampires, so they are. No arguments about that.

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Originally posted by Rao Kal El
The Quan has arrived 😂
Envy is making you cray.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
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Thanos is a self admitted loser; he doesnt have the balls to man up against Big Bad VLAD....

Character growth. Thanos already sent himself back with the time gem to protect himself. Thanos always plans ahead.

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Thanos wins this thread, easily.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Envy is making you cray.

Learn to spell and form complete sentences, and then maybe 15 years from now, you can learn the art of debate!

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Originally posted by abhilegend
Which Thanos can't exploit?

Thanos can't expose them to sunlight? Or garlic? Or a cross? Or a motherf*cking stake?

Superman's weaknesses are orders of magnitude less shitty and even more difficult to exploit than the above mentioned, and yet if I count the number of times he's been incapacitated by said weaknesses, I'd go mad.

Originally posted by abhilegend
A 20 times amped DOS DD would beat the living phuck out of Thanos alone.

How will he beat Thanos if Thanos burns him to a crisp by exposing him to UV rays.
Originally posted by abhilegend

OP specified that they are all vampires, so they are. No arguments about that.

You need to watch a vampire show or movie. Or just read a random vampire comic. Then realize how horribly misinformed your opinion is.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Learn to spell and form complete sentences, and then maybe 15 years from now, you can learn the art of debate!

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The kids say cray these days instead of crazy. You're so out of touch these days. Thanos wins. Again.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Character growth. Thanos already sent himself back with the time gem to protect himself. Thanos always plans ahead.

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Thanos wins this thread, easily.

Hawkeye and Cap already owned Thanos; the Low Heralds make Thanos crossdress on stage for them...Thanos loses.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Ah, so you know that Thanos gets the purple beaten off of him here then...

Concession accepted! 🙂


Thanos beats the vampire out of each low herald in this thread as badly as you beat your dick when conversing with quanchi112.

Originally posted by Epicurus
Thanos beats the vampire out of each low herald in this thread as badly as you beat your dick when conversing with quanchi112.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Hawkeye and Cap already owned Thanos; the Low Heralds make Thanos crossdress on stage for them...Thanos loses.
Context. He was weakened and took on three teams and still didn't go down. Amazing showing. You're emotionally compromised when it comes to Thanos. I am being objective.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Context. He was weakened and took on three teams and still didn't go down. Amazing showing. You're emotionally compromised when it comes to Thanos. I am being objective.

Objective!?

Were you being objective when you claimed that Sif saved Odins life from Thanos?

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Context. He was weakened and took on three teams and still didn't go down. Amazing showing. You're emotionally compromised when it comes to Thanos. I am being objective.

Thanos got a pop in the mouth from The Thing!!

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder

Reported.

Have a happy time trolling in your butthurt-laced bait thread.🙂

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Thanos got a pop in the mouth from The Thing!!

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You are making yourself transparent in your bait thread.

Originally posted by Epicurus
Reported.

Have a happy time trolling in your butthurt-laced bait thread.🙂

Coward...

Run cry to your ma'am...your coochie is sore...this proves it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are making yourself transparent in your bait thread.

Thanos weaknesses are transparent....

Originally posted by Epicurus
Thanos can't expose them to sunlight? Or garlic? Or a cross? Or a motherf*cking stake?
He uses these as standard equipment?

Superman's weaknesses are orders of magnitude less shitty and even more difficult to exploit than the above mentioned, and yet if I count the number of times he's been incapacitated by said weaknesses, I'd go mad.
Superman has enemies specially prepping with those weaknesses.

How will he beat Thanos if Thanos burns him to a crisp by exposing him to UV rays.
Thanos is an energy manipulator now? When did he start to fire UV rays? When did he fight a vampire anyway to know of these weaknesses?

You need to watch a vampire show or movie. Or just read a random vampire comic. Then realize how horribly misinformed your opinion is.
I know LOM is wrong. But the stips in OP are the final word. You don't like it, make another thread.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Objective!?

Were you being objective when you claimed that Sif saved Odins life from Thanos?

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That was objective. Thanos wasn't there to kill the old man.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That was objective. Thanos wasn't there to kill the old man.

So Thanos was about to deliver the death blow to Odin here?

Originally posted by abhilegend
He uses these as standard equipment?

Superman has enemies specially prepping with those weaknesses.

Thanos is an energy manipulator now? When did he start to fire UV rays? When did he fight a vampire anyway to know of these weaknesses?

I know LOM is wrong. But the stips in OP are the final word. You don't like it, make another thread.


Agreed, Thanos isn't Silver or crosses but he can transmute them.

Not touching it.

Yes? TP

You should have lead with that. 🙂