Khan Noonien Singh vs. Palpatine

Started by quanchi11293 pages

Originally posted by One_True_Mith
Again, so what? Do you know how endurance works? Just because you run 5 miles, stop for a minute, then run another 1 mile, doesn't suddenly mean that the last 6 miles didn't happen. The human body has physical limits. Have you ever exercised in your life?

Because even people who exercise often--sometimes too often are left more physically tired even after hours of rest if they've really expended themselves. I used to bike to work a few years ago, five days a week. 45 minutes there and back, for a total of 14 miles. Between that and work, even with hours of rest, my legs would still not be at 100% the next day. It could take a day or two to get myself back at 100%

Wow...just wow.

That isn't how the world works. If you don't believe me, jog 5 miles and fight someone of equal skill. See how well it goes for you.

And? Of course he did. Probably between the guy's make-up and the fact that his opponent was an old man, the fight would have looked terrible. In reality, the fight against 3-4 masters would have actually have lasted longer. Palpatine would have moved defensively, trying to keep them at bay with force tricks or his lightsaber. He'd kill the ones that slipped up or exposed themselves.

In the end, it would have been Palpatine against Windu, second only to Yoda as the strongest Jedi Master. And even then, Paplatine threw the fight.

Yeah, I'm going to keep on saying it. Movies are portrayals. They are not the literal things. Because otherwise we can all sit back and laugh at how ****ing stupid Khan is and how he fights like a prissy little girl.

Because he does. Like him "tripping" that klingon. Right. The actor rolled off the edge after he basically love-tapped him. In reality, if he'd done that, the Klingon would have hit the ground and the moment Khan turned away to "look like a badass", the Klingon would have put several rounds through his bed-sheet-white chest.

I don't need any. Of course the actor isn't going to be tired. Lucas didn't pay much attention to those details in his prequels and the scene itself was very short and not physically demanding--again, old actor.

Sorry, but his safety comes before your absurd demand that he start flipping around and swinging his sword.

I said no such thing.

That's also wrong. Augments can't survive a fall from that height.

Oh please. If that were a real battlefield against real soldiers and Khan pulled the shit they did in the movie, he'd be on the ground, squealing like a pig until he finally bled out. In any real, intelligent situation, Khan would have done none of those things, so SoD would determine that he wouldn't.

No it wasn't. Khan being "savage" is a load of bullcrap. First, Khan was never an expert in weapons technology. He was a leader. Maybe a warrior of some skill. But he never designed weapons or anything like that. More to the point, he came from a time when they hadn't even developed warp drive. They didn't even have antimatter reactors or torpedoes in his era, how the **** would he know how to design a weapon from technology that he had no basic grasp of?

No, he was revived because they needed a flimsy excuse to bring Khan into the movies and the writers obviously didn't know how to meld his story and the overall plot of "shitty admiral goes to war" work together. So they came up with a BS story, rather than anything that might have actually of made sense.

They were also on the run from Kenobi. And again, you prove how you don't understand the limits of motion. If Khan were in their shoes, he'd have very likely of been killed. He'd have no cover and he couldn't possibly avoid the volume of fire.

So what?

Alright, first off--Spock is a science officer. He likely has little more than basic training in terms of hand to hand combat. The fact that Khan beat him in hand to hand is no great feat. And I'm not just saying it--I am factually correct in stating that no Augment that came before Khan had regeneration or the ability to fall from fantastic heights.

The film literally got it wrong.

Yeah, I have watched the movie. Once. Because it was shit. Horrific plot-holes and factually wrong on so many levels.

And so he made it several times the size of a ship that needs hundreds of people to keep it running.

I don't know how it can be anymore apparent how stupid that is.

No, it was stupid alpha-male fantasy bullshit. It wasn't badass, it was incredibly stupid and would never have worked. By the time he'd actually get anywhere with that, someone would have put a round through his back.

Sorry, but Into Darkness was a spewing piece of shit. This is fact. Its plot was a mess, its characters passed the idiot ball, and everyone constantly did things that worked against the opening?

And on and on it goes.

The only thing Khan wins is being thrown out of a 150th foot floor building and feeding the local rodents, his body medium-rare. It'll land roughly nine inches to the left of the faded chalk outline of of Master Windu.

Dude, the dark lord of the Sith bear the first three Jedi in under a minute with a few strikes. He expended more energy against oppress and Maul and he wasn't close to being fatigued. Based off your analogy he ran like a hundred feet basically compared to the distance of taking out these weakling Jedi masters. He didn't lose because he was fatigued.

Dude, these are fictional characters who are superhuman so don't try comparing them to normal people. Nothing in the film indicated fatigue.

This is fiction and talking about guys force amping. These guys are superhuman so comparing them to real people is really just a sigh of desperation.

Don't try to change the facts to aid your piss poor debating. He killed the three Jedi masters very quickly and easily.

Saying he threw the fight and going against Lucas the film director saying he didn't with no evidence makes you some ignorant, crazy person. You just dismiss what you don't like and make up shit with nothing to even back it up.

The movie's provide us with facts based off fictional superhuman badasses. They aren't comparable to real people. Real people can't amp off the force of jump sixty feet in the air. Khan was called a super man because he was.

No, we debate what these guys pull off and don't say hey this doesn't happen because in real life I believe this would have happened. No one will take a dope like yourself seriously when you ignore facts.

The old actor isn't in this thread it's the fictional Sith Lord who rapes people younger than him. In reality the actor is some shitty old man but we aren't dea ting the actor we are debating Sidious.

Concession accepted.

Khan did survive a fall from that height. Spock even says Khan could survive as the film hit the viewer over the face with how superhuman he is. At this point I can't take you seriously anymore.

Quit with the ignoring facts. You're a doofus.

Khan was always brilliant so his exposure to Starfleet and these new experiences make him into a different guy because he has different experiences. Again, brilliance and these are the movie facts. Quit deluding yourself.

Again facts are facts. They decide what counts. You saying it doesn't count shows you're a brick wall unable to accept the evidence. You're basically a biased dummy who selects what he thinks counts and ignores facts.

Kenobi's wasn't in that scene. They fled from Honda pirates. Khan was against militarized trained Klingons and he easily eradicated them. Khan's weaponry would annihilate the weak pirates. He'd also seek higher ground and go mobile on them.

We see Spock is trained in hand to hand fighting. He annihilated Kirk and was able to last a little while against Khan before he needed outside help. That doesn't matter as this director retconned it. This is a Nufilm. What this film says goes no matter how bad,y you want to cry in your soup over it.

No, you are a biased fanboy who selects what he thinks counts. I accept all facts otherwise it's speaking in delusions.

He was staying there because Starfleet couldn't go there because they can't start a galactus war over going after one guy. Starfleet isn't some warmongering organization.

The events in this timeline are different and the tensions between the Klingons and Starfleet are there. Quit inserting your laughable opinion and ignoring the faces.

Again your opinion doesn't override facts.

No, the film was amazing. Your opinion is shit. Calm down. York ranting and raving like some out of control geek.

Khan crushes Sheev's skull or he shoots Sheev and leaves his body in stumps of flesh.

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
No. The movie says differently.

It's a nexus so naturally she would be amped by the nexus whether she was weakened or not. Maybe she was weakened form the full might of herself probably. However Dathomir is a nexus.

That is irrelevant as in this battle he and Kahn are going to be standing right in form of each other with probably 10-15 feet of distance in between them. With that he is close and not just out of proximity and can see Khan. So really all the criteria has to be close if he can't see them, or has to have some type of visual on the person or,being to be able to choke them form far away. So,with that choking khan isn't even an issue.

Maul begged Sheev for mercy. Sheev was faking that remember when Lucas explicitly says that Sheev was faking it? He was faking that. He didn't need Anakin to save him he could have easily kept that duel,going or defended HIMSLEF with force as he did. Also he could have killed windu then. When windu raised his hand up to swing that left enough room for Sidiosu to use lighting or push on Mace.

Well according to you khan will still have to raise his arm to shoot the gun. So with that it also takes time. Sidious doesn't need time he can do things pretty instant if he wishes.

The polls and evidence say differently. Debating with you is becoming tireing.

Prove it.

The comic described her as weakened so she was less powerful than her normal levels. If they are this close Khan guns him down rather easily. His accuracy is amazing and his weaponry is simply more powerful than anything a light saber has deflected at this point.

Maul lost. Sheev didn't grant him mercy but at the end of son of dathomir Maul was ready to go at Sheev. He was begging to have Anakin save him. He feigned weakness with the lightning but he begged out of necessity. Windy woukd have blocked Sheev's Lightning as he did prior. Anakin had to act to save his weak master.

It takes him less time to aim and fire than it takes for overconfident Sheev to act first. They all need time here and only a fanboy says time stops for Sheev because you're delusional.

Evidence says Khan wins. He does so authoritatively.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
First: a sock of whom?

Second: You got wrecked again, just as you did when you chickened out in SB, and literally the only reason you are still even here, is because Impediment allows your continued presence because you amuse him... somehow.

He was coming onto Rob and some of his family like some perberted uncle of his.

Oh hush. I posted there but I'm busy here. I have a life unlike you, mama's boy.

I posted in the comic versus forum for five years before I even came onto this part of the board. I've also posted on herochat for years. Acting like I get perma'd everywhere is just stupid.

You're weak. You'll always be weak.

Palpatine slaughters Khan, this is clearly no contest to anyone but quanchi.

Originally posted by DTM
Palpatine slaughters Khan, this is clearly no contest to anyone but quanchi.
The evidence clearly supports Khan. All you fanboys cite popularity like that's proof. That's lemming talk. Evidence equals proof.

You, the Ultimate Fanboy, accuse Everyone else of bias? Why am I not surprised.

Originally posted by DTM
You, the Ultimate Fanboy, accuse Everyone else of bias? Why am I not surprised.
When people ignore facts they are biased. I will call them on it every single time.

Nah, you just like to hear yourself speak, unlike pretty much everyone else here.

Originally posted by DTM
Nah, you just like to hear yourself speak, unlike pretty much everyone else here.
I am not speaking I am typing, neanderthal. 😂

Khan crushes the geriatric.

Yes, Palpatine is just a frail, old man, a geriatric, helpless to stop the big strong Khan from defeating him. Yes, you do appear very fair and objective in your replies.

Originally posted by DTM
Yes, Palpatine is just a frail, old man, a geriatric, helpless to stop the big strong Khan from defeating him. Yes, you do appear very fair and objective in your replies.
Well, he is a geriatric. That's a fact. Khan is stronger. That's also supported by evidence. Throw in Khan's skill, ruthlessness, and weaponry. That's a wrap.

Yes, because clearly Palpatine showed nothing of skill, or weaponry, or intellect, cunning, not to mention enhanced physical traits, or Everything he can do with The Force. You as always downgrade and ignore any and all positive feats for anyone who fights Khan, Khan is God, everyone else is older or weak or helpless against him.

Its that mindset that ensures that even in matches when Khan should probably win, that he wont get the votes to do so here. People arent voting against him, theyre voting against You.

Originally posted by DTM
Yes, because clearly Palpatine showed nothing of skill, or weaponry, or intellect, cunning, not to mention enhanced physical traits, or Everything he can do with The Force. You as always downgrade and ignore any and all positive feats for anyone who fights Khan, Khan is God, everyone else is older or weak or helpless against him.

Its that mindset that ensures that even in matches when Khan should probably win, that he wont get the votes to do so here. People arent voting against him, theyre voting against You.

I never once said he possessed no skill, weaponry, cunning, etc. Sheev's weaponry, skill, and force amping aren't enough to stop Khan and his energy cannon from blowing a hole into his body.

Portrayals and feats matter.

......Like literally talking to a brick wall.......

Originally posted by DTM
......Like literally talking to a brick wall.......
You lied. I called you on it. I never said Sheev doesn't possess those attributes. Khan wins so quit lying.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was coming onto Rob and some of his family like some perberted uncle of his.

...... What?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Oh hush. I posted there but I'm busy here. I have a life unlike you, mama's boy.

So, when I have to go to work, it's cowardice, but when you think you have something to do outside of your little nerd sphere, you think you have a life? Wow hypocritical double standards. 😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
I posted in the comic versus forum for five years before I even came onto this part of the board. I've also posted on herochat for years. Acting like I get perma'd everywhere is just stupid.

No, because you chicken out and bail out of places that have actual rules.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You're weak. You'll always be weak.

You're the one who bailed. And you're the one who still can't admit he is a human being who makes mistakes and can be wrong. No no, you need to maintain that "Mr. Perfect" internet façade.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
...... What?

So, when I have to go to work, it's cowardice, but when you think you have something to do outside of your little nerd sphere, you think you have a life? Wow hypocritical double standards. 😂

No, because you chicken out and bail out of places that have actual rules.

You're the one who bailed. And you're the one who still can't admit he is a human being who makes mistakes and can be wrong. No no, you need to maintain that "Mr. Perfect" internet façade.

I know very disturbing stuff.

I'm busier here and that place ignored my evidence prior to in the Voldemort/Sauron thread. People were posting book feats against my op and nothing was done.

This place has actual rules. Acting like people haven't been perma banned or temp banned is an outright lie. You saying space battles is more active is also another outright lie. You lured a foolish, biased poster from space battles and I'm handing him his ass. Bring more. They will all fall.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I'm busier here and that place ignored my evidence prior to in the Voldemort/Sauron thread. People were posting book feats against my op and nothing was done.

You are an outright liar Quan. You did what you've always done, and asserted claims without proof and repeatedly failed to address any counterpoints, instead going for your usual tried and tested "repeatedly repeat shot down arguments" thereby breaking rule #7:

Originally posted in Spacebattles Vs Rule Thread
7) Burden of Proof.
An extension of rule #6.
If you make the claim, you must provide the evidence. This includes (but is not limited to) extracts from sources, screenshots, short clips or others as appropriate. In addition to this, the FULL evidence must be presented. Failure to provide the evidence to back up a claim in a reasonable time-frame will result in a the claim being declared as false.

Continual failure to back up claims will be ground for penalties as decided by the moderator staff

When you got called out to provide evidence, you refused repeatedly, and got slapped down for it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
This place has actual rules. Acting like people haven't been perma banned or temp banned is an outright lie. You saying space battles is more active is also another outright lie. You lured a foolish, biased poster from space battles and I'm handing him his ass. Bring more. They will all fall.

Are you denying that the above Rules section exists? No wonder you got smacked.

In other sections, yes. In here, you are allowed free reign to do as you want to, despite several "final warnings".

Hahahahahaaa! Ask any mod who actually watches the traffic, KMC hasn't received all that much traffic board wide, Spacebattles continually has a lot of traffic throughout it's forums. Does that mean I think KMC is bad? No. Does it mean it's not the busiest forum I attend to? yes it does.

You getting slapped down again is not handing Mith anything, and he came here of his own volition. I certainly didn't drag anyone anywhere, you hypocodriact.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
You are an outright liar Quan. You did what you've always done, and asserted claims without proof and repeatedly failed to address any counterpoints, instead going for your usual tried and tested "repeatedly repeat shot down arguments" thereby breaking rule #7:

When you got called out to provide evidence, you refused repeatedly, and got slapped down for it.

Are you denying that the above Rules section exists? No wonder you got smacked.

In other sections, yes. In here, you are allowed free reign to do as you want to, despite several "final warnings".

Hahahahahaaa! Ask any mod who actually watches the traffic, KMC hasn't received all that much traffic board wide, Spacebattles continually has a lot of traffic throughout it's forums. Does that mean I think KMC is bad? No. Does it mean it's not the busiest forum I attend to? yes it does.

You getting slapped down again is not handing Mith anything, and he came here of his own volition. I certainly didn't drag anyone anywhere, you hypocodriact.

I always back my claims while you don't. You're a liar and a hypocrite.

No, I didn't. I provided clips, etc. and despite the book feats being thrown in nothing was done. That's against the rules.

Kmc is still busier than space battles. Kmc has a thread in the off topic with 900,000 plus posts in one single thread. Face it space battles isn't even close to what Kmc has done nor will it ever compare.

Khan wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I always back my claims while you don't. You're a liar and a hypocrite.

A "no you" that is so dreadfully common. You've back claims never, and I destroyed you in your pathetic attempt when we first met.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I didn't. I provided clips, etc. and despite the book feats being thrown in nothing was done. That's against the rules.

Not even remotely. You attempted to hamstring the opposition without even remotely answering the pertinent questions, same as you've always done, and got fisted for it. You don't get to use the rules as a means to hamfist an opinion.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Kmc is still busier than space battles. Kmc has a thread in the off topic with 900,000 plus posts in one single thread. Face it space battles isn't even close to what Kmc has done nor will it ever compare.

Over how long a time dude? You've not even examined SB anywhere near enough to make that claim, so why don't you try changing the lie, again.