CORUSCANT'S CRUNCHY CHAOS CLUB - NOW OPEN!!

As he should... You never know who might be watching...

No. (Spots probe drioid floating just outside bar)

Ah! Who put that there?

(Phone rings, answers)

"Uh-huh... yeah... I see..."

(Puts down phone)

Ok, apparently we all have to respect the probe droid. Just act as if it isn't there...

*Dim stares at the droid nervously*

Why?..can't we just blast it or something?

*before Ush can answer Dim pulls out her blaster and shoots the droid*

Finti uses the droid parts for a table, Rc is handed a drink regardles his remark about the credits.(He should only know what he is drinking😈 )

Well, as long as it's fresh I don't care.
😘

Yeah...I bet you'll think that when you actually drink it!

OK, I give up, what is this.

It's a got an odd, sweety, slighty tangy taste...

Finti, where's that hemlock I bought to kill those womp rats out by the dumpster ? 😂

Hey Queeq! Is my office built yet? Im getting impatient! And I hope youve put a closet in there for Derek! You know how shy he gets in public places!

So I take it you accept the job then? Good!
It'll be finished tomorrow, we painted the name of Derek in gold on his closet door and the paint is not dry yet. Sorry about the delay, but the foreclosure was a bit sooner than I had expected, thanks to Dim the Merciful.

BTW Did anyone see my probe droid? I was playing with it and now it's gone.

Nope sorry! But you ought to be careful where you leave your droids, if Jinda gets hold of it I can not be held responsible for the consequences!

You see, the problem is that is loaded with explosives. not big ones mind you, it'll only blow the someone within a radius of one metre to smithereens, but still. You never know who might sit on it or play with it. 😈

Do you have any idea how much that hutt is worth? You blow him up and you will be paying off a debt to me for a VERY VERY long time!

Keep it on a leash then. 😂

I would if I could catch the critter!

You can't catch a Hutt?..😱 . They can't run woman! what's wrong with you!!!!! 😂

When you hear a *BANG* you'll now where it is. Then you can pick it up quite easily.... all over the place. 😂

Sweet baby Jesus! You've all gone post mad. I don't come on for 1 morning and I'm way behind....so, are we discussing the finer points of Hutt-catching?

Just so everyone is clued in, Edna turned Jinda into a bat quite some time ago.

How exactly do you keep a bat on a leash?

Edna- my official job may have changed, and I may be in Imperial Uniform, but to you I will always be your devoted protector...

Now, excuse me. I have to go to HQ to explain the loss of the probe droid. That's TECHNICALLY vandalism, you know.

Blimey, what next? Terrorists destroying that new armoured battle station of theirs? I ask you...

Don't worry, Ush. They gave me a whole set of probe droids to play with. Maybe I shouldn't have put those explosives on for the first test run.

*BBBAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGG!!!!* Oopsssss.... sorry Edna. 😂

My, almost 100 posts, in less than two days. This must be some kind of record.