CORUSCANT'S CRUNCHY CHAOS CLUB - NOW OPEN!!

Yeah and I keep my white coat on making sure you do your part queeq, subscribing pills and stuff. 🙂

Thanks, doctor. Can I go back to painting now. 😂

Thats finger-painting for you, queeq darling..😂

Hey, Finti, I'll take one of those prescriptions..please. 😂

I can only do toe-painting, Gundy. The straightjacket does not allow me to use my hands. 😂

A stomach pump would be good right now..... 😘

Imperial Order must be restored to this bar...

queeq- it appears an important dignitary could be visiting this place soon. Word has it it could even be Tarkin or Vader...

Does Vader drink? He'd need a straw.

Nah he has a hatch at the top of his helmet. And if they start to stir up trouble I`ll kick their ass.🙂

*Ratcat Expires...... Again*

Look, will someone get him an Imperial stomach pump!

Heck, I'll do it.

(Picks up phone)

"One Imperial stomach pump at queeq's, please."

"Thank you for your request. It will be processed in three standard weeks..."

Finti lay RC on his back and push on his "tummy" and its away the drink comes flying back into the glass again which is served to USH. Bottoms up matey!!!!!!!!
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Dont need no EU.....er ehh Imperial Gadgets <== inspectors, I still have some tricks up my sleeves.🙂

Actually, I find this sudden affinity Ushgarak has with the Imps these days slightly disturbing. And don't worry about Vader and Tarkin this week. We had a drinking contest last night and I think they are still there.... under the table. These whimps can't hold their liquor.

Glen Dagobah Single Malt please, finti.

Why is it disturbing to work for our glorious Empire?

(looks uncomfortable)

I think Ush may have an Imperial implant in him...I'm gonna haul him back to my mad doctor laboratory and stick him in the x ray machine. 😂

Hey, you guys are gonna have to hang without me til tomorrow afternoon. I gotta work late again tonight and I have five hours of classes again tomorrow morning. Will catch up to ya in the afternoon or tomorrow nite at my sister's house.

Hold the fort down, queeq dear........

Nooo...come back....

(the mystery behind Ushgarak's new job will be revealed later...)

That's not a very good excuse, Gundy. Come back. Traitor.

GD single malt comming up,and a milkshake from sane Norwegian cows and a wolfburger.

I hope they are all Imperial approved...

We have a special permit, Ush. Stop acting so paranoid. Oh... and Vader said he doesn't like your face, he's coming by tonight to pay off his debts from the drinking contest, so you better split for a while then. It's not that you're a bad Imp, he said you grovel a bit too much.

*dead*

*queeq hangs up a new pic of Gundy over his desk in the office*