CORUSCANT'S CRUNCHY CHAOS CLUB - NOW OPEN!!

*Enter mechmoggy, the greatest squik hunter/trapper in the galaxy and not a very nice man (grrrr)*

Err, can I have a double gin straight and in a dirty glass please. Ta.

You may be the best Squik hunter but I happen to be the best Squik cook in the universe! Anyone fancy some Squik casserole?

Is that Imperial approved?

And I think you will find that I can rub Vader up the right way. What sort of amateur do you think I am?

(Runs)

Oh no. That'll bring tears to Gundy's eyes. She misses him soooo much and now there are hunters around.

Heck- I'm finally on at the same time as Edna, and I have to go immediately... try and catch you later, witch-dude.

See, you're just not making that special effort.😂

*Still being dead and speaking from beyond the grave*

OOh Ush. But then you have her e-mail address, you can always leave a message.

See, even queeq knows how it's done.

We've got that side of things covered.

I'm not sure I want to be dead again...

I wouldn't have to do that freaky stuff to bring you back again would I?

If you wouldn't mind, it might be useful. Just be careful THIS time.

Uh-oh... undead are SERIOUSLY not Government approved!

Ush, you definately have to lighten up about Imperial Regulations. You sounds like a civil servant. *hisses and holds a cross in front of Ush*

Hmm...okay, well,...let me know when you're dead.

*looks at queeq and laughs* Okay Drac...😂

Drac? No, civil servants are scarier.

Crosses aren't Imperial approved either. I mean, they won't even be invented for ages...

See, there's really something wrong with Imps. 😂

Don't say that out loud! Technically I would have to report you!

Look, Ush, I'm on a first name relation with Palpy, Vader and Tarkin. Vader even owes me money. So relax will you. Your loyalty should be to me first now.