CORUSCANT'S CRUNCHY CHAOS CLUB - NOW OPEN!!

You... you don't... it's complex... but of course I'm loyal to you. I'm sworn to protect you- a techicality, I know, but still important.

So now I'm a technicality. I wonder what you say when I ask Vader to perform one of his choking tricks here?

What I meant was, you hardly need protecting. It's the spirit of the thing.

Ha ha... you and your funny Vadder jokes... it was a joke, right?

I'd never joke about a thing like that. 😈

Right.

(Runs again)

can i be part of it or is it only for council members. (sob sob) (non stop crying) PPPPPPLLLLEEEAAASSSSEEEEE. i will serve u well as a bodyguard

I'm no Council Member. Heck, queeq brought me into the fold here when I had less than 100 posts.

Part of what? You can join us anytime Phinney. Look at Ush, he's cool, he's great. Bet you are too. Have a drink on me, dude.

Praise from queeq... makes this job worth it.

Queeq i am ur loyal bodyguard and friend, i will protect ur place from that good and perfect dim. Evil rains supreme.

Note I am not a devil worshiper and this is just part of the story

Excellent, I'll have an office in this bar for you in no time. Welcome to the club. Ush, break him in.

Can someone tell me the story of how this thing topic was started and about the old underwater cavern. Which people are on Dim'd sdie, and may i request a weapon. My Qeeqy Qeen

i am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY. I MEAN MY QEEQY KING. I deserve 50 slashings

I don't think I was about to make Devil Worship accusations...

OK, here's the deal. When I joined up, queeq was just creating the All-New Blue Milk Bar, social thread for this board and sequel to the old Bluke Milk Bar where he met... someone else here. Raz or Ratcat, can't remember... I wasn't really here then anyway.

Anyhow, although it was allowed to go past the normal posting limit, it was cruelly shut down before it made 500 posts like it wanted to. I'm not really sure what went on in there; I only came in at the end when I spotted queeq's Monty Python references in other posts and felt moved to help him find a name for his new bar.

So, come the new bar- Jabba's Underwater Tavern- queeq had invited me to post regularly. Early troubles there included pleasing the Gungans (with whom I liased), enoemous vampirism problems, bad drink supplies, Trash Compactor activations, Naboo hunting parties...

In my Jedio persona, I had woked on promoting peace and justice and protecting queeq.By the time I worked out that Gundark and Queeg had a Sith thing going, it was a bit late so it formed part of my 'interesting' charatcer development.

When I became a Knight, I had seen the enormous eltertaining background top his forum, with its many hardcore dramas- the Real-Life Soap Opera. I finally got my chance to participate in this when in the Underwater Bar...

It should have been shut down at 500 posts, but it wasn't. Around at the time was myself and new popster Edna Withc. The conversation between us that led to the 500 limit being broken (takig up the last 20 posts or so) formed the basis of the weirdness that has grown between us since. Queeq had also taken aliking to Enda and her animation tricks, and had invited her to work at the bar.

JUT made 1000 posts, again with Edna and myself virtually finishing the job with an entertaining evening. Queeq had to go early... I left it at 999 posts so queeq coulkd make the last, and made a request for no-one else tonfinish it. Edna complied, but as for those evil Council Members...

Edna and myself finally have well defined jobs for queeq in the new place- though I have a few twists ready...

Good enough summary?

Eden Witch, Queeq, Ush, GUngark, i am Queeqs body guard and her new sith apprentice, I also help around the place sometime being a waiter, i am a wealthy person. All of u have a drink on me!

Cheers...

so what about that video game Ush

Oh, it's... it's amazing. And so it should be, bloody thing took 3 years to write. It's a God sim, basically.

So then, Phinney... why the interest in who was female?

so i don't screw up and affend somebody like i screwed up with calling queeq a girl.

Gotcha. So long as you aren't chasing them... they have enough man-chasing their way already... and for those of you who think that I'm just being Edna-jealous... how could you think such a thing?